That Escalated Quickly - This is actual sky news and not a spoof

"Fuck off! Like Alan Partridge kind of shit."

I think a great president once said, "there is nothing to fear, but everything HOLY FUCK RUN!"

"These Costco doors are wide open. If I was a terrorist, I could have killed them all."

"The bus door opens for me right at this bust stop. If I was a terrorist, I could have killed them all."

"Your home is locked. But if I was a terrorist, I could shoot the lock and kill you all."

"You think your pet is safe at the dog park, but if I was a terrorist, I could have killed them all."

"I'm not saying I would actually do it, but if I was a terrorist I could hide in your closet, ejaculate on your clothes, then jump out in the middle of the night and rape you with a broken broom handle. I'm just saying I could, so yeah… check your closet every night."