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Fandroid's Birthday!

Last posted Feb 04, 2012 at 12:58AM EST. Added Feb 03, 2012 at 11:35AM EST
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Birthday thread? Haven't seen one of these in ages.
Anyway, yes, today is my 18th birthday. I am now old. But at least I can do neat stuff now such as legally view porn and register for a dating site to demonstrate my incompetence at social situations and thereby admit defeat, becoming the forever alone guy.
Sigh.

Derpy Vaz wrote:

Silly Brawler don't you know

@ Fandroid

I don't understand why guys always say they want girls in the kitchen. Why don't I ever see "get in the bed now?"
Incidentally, that's where I am at the moment. Happy?

Lastly, I urge you to reassess your definition of the word "trap." I am a trap, not a transvestite. I don't have to crossdress to pass as female.

Happy Birthday Fandroid. Insert generic birthday message here. Kidding, enjoy your birthday.

Edit: And most people joke when they say "Get back in the kitchen". There's no way in hell I'd trust ANY female I know in the kitchen. The last few women I know who tried to cook almost burned their respective houses down.

Last edited Feb 03, 2012 at 12:46PM EST

Snarb wrote:

I don't understand why guys always say they want girls in the kitchen. Why don't I ever see "get in the bed now?"
Incidentally, that's where I am at the moment. Happy?

Lastly, I urge you to reassess your definition of the word "trap." I am a trap, not a transvestite. I don't have to crossdress to pass as female.

This is why Sorta NSFW

That would make you more like this

Happy Birthday!

Don't overload on the porn, its pretty hard to find at times, but once it hits you man, its like a whole new reason to live.

Skeletor-sm

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