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If TF2 had a movie made from it...

Last posted Oct 28, 2010 at 07:14AM EDT. Added Oct 23, 2010 at 11:23AM EDT
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These should be the actors:

Scout-Casey Affleck
Soldier-Mel Gibson
Pyro-any guy since his face is never shown and speaks only in mumbles
Heavy-Jean Claude Van Damme
Engineer-Billy Bob Thornton
Medic-Christoph Waltz
Sniper-Russel Crowe
Spy-Jean Reno

This is just my opinion, that is as long Uwe Boll stays away from this project :P

Last edited Oct 23, 2010 at 01:45PM EDT
Oct 23, 2010 at 11:23AM EDT

Oct 23, 2010 at 12:12PM EDT

@Adam Deland:

For the Pyro, don’t you mean any GIRL since HER face is never shown and she speaks only in mumbles?

Oct 23, 2010 at 01:35PM EDT

Scout-Nicholas Cage
Soldier-Nicholas Cage
Pyro-Nicholas Cage
Demoman-Nicholas Cage
Heavy-Nicholas Cage
Engineer-Nicholas Cage
Medic-Nicholas Cage
Sniper-Nicholas Cage
Spy-Nicholas Cage

Oct 23, 2010 at 01:39PM EDT

Pyro is a girl, I think she should be played by Kate Beckinsale

Oct 23, 2010 at 01:45PM EDT

“Jean Claude Van Damme is back in the same crap you’ve seen over.
And over.
And over again!”

’Cept how can anyone do badly in a TF2 movie? Such a thing is madness.

Oct 23, 2010 at 02:10PM EDT

This would be the ultimate cast:
Scout- Marlon Brando (when he was young)
Soldier- John Wayne
Pyro- Eli Wallach
Demoman- Sammy Davis Junior
Heavy- Jack Black (Without hair)
Engineer- Bruce Willis
Medic-John Hurt
Sniper- Clint Eastwood (had to put him in somewhere)
Spy- Serge Gainsbourg

Oct 23, 2010 at 05:35PM EDT

The Announcer is

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Oct 23, 2010 at 05:52PM EDT

if the scout had to be someone, it could be his voice actor.

Oct 23, 2010 at 06:51PM EDT

@Erwinator Chuck norris = engie.

I wouldn’t have it any other way…

Oct 27, 2010 at 04:07PM EDT


only a dream cast.


Dont Worry Just


He hits the sentry’s into submission.

Oct 27, 2010 at 04:14PM EDT


Why do I feel like that make sense…?

Last edited Oct 27, 2010 at 04:38PM EDT
Oct 27, 2010 at 04:38PM EDT

Conan O’Brien as Scout
Harrison Ford as Soldier
Mark Hammil as Spy

Oct 28, 2010 at 07:14AM EDT

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