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And apparently, that has messed up the Zodiac. In short, your zodiac sign may have changed.

I used to be a Leo. Now I'm Cancer. Dammit.

FUCKING ASTROLOGISTS D:<

Y'all motherfuckers lyin' and gettin me pissed!
Fucking horoscopes how do they work?

I'm still a Pisces.
ujelly?

Wow! This changes…
absolutely nothing. : P

Yep looks lime im cancer now…. I guess I should go to /b/ to try to force so memes

DAMN IT!!!
I was a gemini…. it was perfect Jim the gemini… now I'm a Taurus? I don't even care about you anymore… Stupid Horoscope!

I was born a Scorpio. A Scorpio I shall remain, dammit. >:|

Too bad I don't care about Horoscopes, so I can't get disappointed about this! Yay!

I am (or was) a Sagitarius. What am i now

Forget Aquarius. I'm a Pieces, always have been, always will be.

Still the same.

lol this is gonna make horoscope lovers rage hard.

What is this I don't even

Fuck yea, Sagittarius ftw

actually, i think if you were born after november 2009, your sign has changed. so since none of us were born in 2009 much less november, we should all be good.

I went from being two really awesome fish

to becoming some lame virgin pouring out water from a jug

I never did believe in this sort of stuff, but when I was a libra, I actually seemed to live life as a libra is described to. Now I'm a virgo…eff star signs, imma watch battlestar.

so who's up for shifting the skies back? i can't wait 4 Milena for it to go back to normal

Everyone chill out. Your zodiacs are still the same.

But before astrology fans scrape the ink from their arms because they think they're now a Virgo instead of a Libra, they should consider this: If they adhered to the tropical zodiac – which, if they're a Westerner, they probably did – absolutely nothing has changed for them. That's worth rephrasing: If you considered yourself a Cancer under the tropical zodiac last week, you're still a Cancer under the same zodiac this week. That's because the tropical zodiac – which is fixed to seasons, and which Western astrology adheres to – differs from the sidereal zodiac – which is fixed to constellations and is followed more in the East, and is the type of zodiac to which the Star Tribune article ultimately refers.

that's better, I don't even believe in all that crap. I just flipped because "Jim the Gemini" sounds better than "Jim the Taurus"

Apparently all Sagittariuses are now a 13th sign "Ophiuchus".

Same here, was a Gemini, now im a Taurus.

I have gotten Virgo.
I have no comment

Horoscopes are dumb.

yeah, but I like alliteration to much to pass up Jim the Gemini

Hmm, when I was taurus, I was supposed to be helpful, yet stubborn, but now I'm an aries, my personality has changed to being adventurous, yet foolhardy, hmm….

HOROSCOPES ARE BULLSHIT

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