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Last posted May 19, 2011 at 10:44PM EDT. Added May 15, 2011 at 01:05PM EDT
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So, as many of you may know, the Apocalypse has been scheduled to occur on May 21st- this saturday. And as many of you also probably know, I probably won’t get picked to go into the sky with all of the christian people… So what do I do? Should I become a pirate so I can pillage stores and plunder booty (LOL) so I can enjoy my last week without a guy with horns poking my ass for ALL ETERNITY? Or should I reform? Any ideas?

May 15, 2011 at 01:05PM EDT

Let’s all get together and

Last edited May 15, 2011 at 01:20PM EDT
May 15, 2011 at 01:19PM EDT

I don’t really believe in Doomsdays… so I suggest you enjoy life like me, and when 22nd of May comes, laugh at the dumba$$es who believed it was real.

May 15, 2011 at 01:38PM EDT

Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff

Are you attending the rapture on May 21st, 2011? I expect to be left behind when it happens, so if you aren’t going to need your worldly possessions; be they money, cars, canned food, durable goods, etc; I would gladly take them off of your hands. Serious responses only, please. And remember, time is short! You can contact me by replying to this ad. I live in Ronkonkoma, But I’m willing to travel for said goods.
May 15, 2011 at 01:50PM EDT

Last edited May 15, 2011 at 01:54PM EDT
May 15, 2011 at 01:54PM EDT

That douchebag predicting the end of the world is a douchebag. Making all us Christians look stupid, like him.

But yeah, I say you go plunder some booty.

And ass.

May 15, 2011 at 02:19PM EDT

I’ll probably be sleeping during the apocalypse.
or on the computer.
or both.

(psst it won’t be any different from what i normally do. don’t tell anyone…!)

May 15, 2011 at 02:31PM EDT

But, the question remains, what time zone will the world begin to end in?

May 15, 2011 at 03:08PM EDT

That’s the day of my Birthday Party.
Some Friends and I are just gonna kick back and watch the fireworks. Best birthday ever.

Last edited May 15, 2011 at 03:23PM EDT
May 15, 2011 at 03:23PM EDT

What Dane said. I’m a Christian, and this is an idiotic concept. If I’m wrong though, you guys can certainly have my stuff.

May 15, 2011 at 07:42PM EDT

Happy doomsday day!

Last edited May 15, 2011 at 11:33PM EDT
May 15, 2011 at 11:33PM EDT

Damn doomsdays!Their everywhere!
every year there has to be something that will end the world….if its 06.06.06 or 09.09.09 ..i’m just sick of it
At least if they were right,but no i have to hear everybody talk about it untill that day when it’s supposed to happen…than everybody is back to normal…i hate this life

May 16, 2011 at 04:23AM EDT

lol. I remember 06/06/06… It was a school day. We called it “Punch-an-Emo Day”.
People contemplated their deaths and here I’m punching shaggy haired teenagers.

May 16, 2011 at 04:30AM EDT

I will be totally fine with the end of the world, so long as it involves zombies.

May 16, 2011 at 05:23PM EDT

party hard because you are another apocalypse survivor

May 16, 2011 at 06:09PM EDT

That Guy (Dr. Jan Itor) wrote:

I guess that’s why I missed it. I was expecting the 4 Horsemen, not ponies.

May 19, 2011 at 10:44PM EDT

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