Hi, this thread is going to be locked, here's why;
1. Someone will post ponies
2. It is probably a repeat of another thread
3. A user will make an unrelated post, causing a chain reaction
4. Captain Blubber won't like it
5. Trolling will take place
6. Troll King will post
7. RussianFedora will post
8. Someone will make a comic about it
9. Someone will complain about the userbase
10. Someone will complain about people complaining about the userbase
11. There will be a spam post
12. It will be moved to JFF
13. Someone will post an unrelated macro
14. A user will laugh at the fact that the word macro resembles the word "macaroni"
15. PimpAbra won't like it
16. Several users will disagree with it
17. "tl;dr"
18. Someone will reference old memes
19. Someone will make a bad joke
20. "Omg, this thread made fun of me, lock it!!!"
21. There will be drama
22. Someone will post video games
23. Someone will complain about grammar
24. Someone will swear
25. Someone will try to attempt all the reasons listed
26. [Admin's name] won't like it
27. "Threads automatically close after 30 days…"
28. Someone will post an obscure anime reference
29. Pseudo-intellectualism will take place
30. There will be emoticons
31. _
32. "LOL epic win over 9000 star post never gonna give you up I herd u liek dawg"
33. Fuck all
The End