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I wish for a pet lion

Granted. It disembowels you.

I wish for a pimped out Death Star.

Granted ,but

I wish for a Lightsaber

Granted. But it's the shitty purple kind.
I wish for a less stupid Facebook.

Granted, but it's Google+ in disguise.
I wish for a 6 digit salary.

Granted. But the decimal is up front.

I wish for all the internets. All of it.

Granted, but it's 98% Porn, 1% Shitty Social Networking, and the remaining 1% is old memes.

I wish for Halo 4 to not be shit.

Granted, but it will never come out, it will be ODST 2
I wish I was the smartest most beautiful man in the universe with no flaws

Granted, but you are now a mutilated freak after a fail experience to cure aids
I wish minecraft to be a finished complete game

Granted, but it gets hacked and crashes, never to return.
I wish my favorite band would release a new ear-gasmic song every week.

Granted, but they are now a part of the Disney Network.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer weiner.

Granted, but no one would be in love with you.

I wish I didn't stay up so late last night.

Granted, but now you're in a coma, so it's impossible to actually "stay up" at all.
I wish Mighty Putty could get me an attractive girlfriend.

Granted, but IT'S A TRAP!
I wish that I had the ability to create witty forum replies.

Already done.
I wish for a Fluttershy toy.

Granted, but is lost at the post office
I wish for a quadruple rainbow

Granted, but the color pallet is off

I wish there were more games on Steam for Mac.

Granted, but they all suck.
I wish for the next person to post a great ytp.

I wish everyone is a werewolf and not a shitty one like Jacob Black!

Granted, but now you are part of the Alliance.
I wish to be good playing as a Pyro.

You are now, but only with the backburner.
I wished that we have a thread with 10 pages that isn't a game thread.

Granted. https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/site-related/topics/4651-image-cleaning

I wish Doom 3 wasn't so freaking dark! As in lighting of course.

Granted, now there is so much light it burns your eyes.

I wish for a laptop that can handle TF2.

Granted, you can now play Total Failure II. Have fun.

I wish for ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

Granted, but then derpy and weegee came and all 3 looked in each others eyes then the universe ended.
I wish for ponies to take over the KYM threading bar.

Ok, but season 2 is all about Porkins from Star Wars.
I wish people would take my political career seriously.

Wish granted…bzzt…Wtf?
BOOM
Sorry, the wish granting machine couldn't compute your wish.

I wish a Heavy could kill Mister Something for what he just said.

Granted, but then he kill you
I wish for a Bear-Shark

Denied, they have already taken over the trending bar
I wis the next person to post to be a brony

Granted, but I am probably the least interesting brony in the world.
"I don't always watch My Little Pony…
…
…"

I wish Hollabackatcha would actually reply to this forum's posts in order.

Granted….warning warning time paradox prepare to divide by 0 OH SHI

I wish I COULD divide by 0.

Granted… but you risk destroying the universe by doing so.
<-- I wish I was real. everything for everybody! (mostly personal lore)

Granted, but no one will speak to you anymore.
I wish beaten up… nvm… I just want a new Wii

Granted, but you get it the same day wii u comes out.
I wish Call of Duty didn't suck.

Granted, but you do.

I wish bronies would all become brownies.

Granted, but then Pinkie Pie turns you to a cupcake.
I wish for the next post to have spiderman.

Denied, you get crazy anime hair instead.

I wish for magical powers.

Granted, you can magically do nothing, MAGICALLY!

I wish this wish was incorruptable.

Thats all? Ok.
(POOF)
There you go, an incorruptible wish. It is already used although, so it completely useless.

I wish for a denied wish.

Denied, but because it's corrupted, it becomes granted.

Paradoxes are fun.

I wish for 2 wishes, one of which is incorruptable.

Granted, but both of them are for anchovy pizzas.
I wish my bandwith was faster.

Granted, but now you have no computer.

I wish that Sonic 06 was good.

Granted, but there are are only 100 copies
I wish that my love interest was out of the hospital and his hand worked properly

Granted. But he leaves the hospital with AIDS.
I wish for a pie.

granted but it makes you gain weight.
i wish summer would last forever.

Granted but now internet dosent exist.
I wish Vincent Valentine was in Dissidia Final Fantasy 012 Duodecim

Wish denied
I wish for the next person to post Gaston.

Granted, but it's not the Gaston from the Disney movie.

I wish for potatoes.

Granted

But you have to eat all of them in one sitting, raw.

I wish my DSi didn't break.

Granted but your computer did.
I wish my wish wasn't denied