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Corrupt a Wish

Last posted Aug 09, 2011 at 03:34AM EDT. Added Jul 02, 2011 at 08:10PM EDT
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Granted. But it’s the shitty purple kind.
I wish for a less stupid Facebook.

Jul 03, 2011 at 01:45AM EDT
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Granted, but it’s 98% Porn, 1% Shitty Social Networking, and the remaining 1% is old memes.

I wish for Halo 4 to not be shit.

Jul 03, 2011 at 06:17AM EDT
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Granted, but it gets hacked and crashes, never to return.
I wish my favorite band would release a new ear-gasmic song every week.

Jul 03, 2011 at 12:29PM EDT
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Granted, but they are now a part of the Disney Network.

I wish I was an Oscar Myer weiner.

Jul 03, 2011 at 12:33PM EDT
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Granted, but no one would be in love with you.

I wish I didn’t stay up so late last night.

Jul 03, 2011 at 12:53PM EDT
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Granted, but now you’re in a coma, so it’s impossible to actually “stay up” at all.
I wish Mighty Putty could get me an attractive girlfriend.

Jul 03, 2011 at 12:57PM EDT

Granted, but IT’S A TRAP!
I wish that I had the ability to create witty forum replies.

Jul 03, 2011 at 01:47PM EDT
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Granted, but the color pallet is off

I wish there were more games on Steam for Mac.

Jul 03, 2011 at 03:55PM EDT

Granted, but they all suck.
I wish for the next person to post a great ytp.

Jul 03, 2011 at 04:24PM EDT
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I wish everyone is a werewolf and not a shitty one like Jacob Black!

Jul 03, 2011 at 05:22PM EDT
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Granted, but now you are part of the Alliance.
I wish to be good playing as a Pyro.

Jul 03, 2011 at 05:46PM EDT
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You are now, but only with the backburner.
I wished that we have a thread with 10 pages that isn’t a game thread.

Jul 03, 2011 at 05:59PM EDT
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Granted. http://knowyourmeme.com/forums/site-related/topics/4651-image-cleaning

I wish Doom 3 wasn’t so freaking dark! As in lighting of course.

Jul 03, 2011 at 06:03PM EDT
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Granted, now there is so much light it burns your eyes.

I wish for a laptop that can handle TF2.

Jul 03, 2011 at 07:51PM EDT
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Granted, you can now play Total Failure II. Have fun.

I wish for ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD

Jul 03, 2011 at 09:08PM EDT
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Granted, but then derpy and weegee came and all 3 looked in each others eyes then the universe ended.
I wish for ponies to take over the KYM threading bar.

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Jul 03, 2011 at 09:44PM EDT
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Ok, but season 2 is all about Porkins from Star Wars.
I wish people would take my political career seriously.

Jul 04, 2011 at 12:13AM EDT

Wish granted…bzzt…Wtf?
BOOM
Sorry, the wish granting machine couldn’t compute your wish.

I wish a Heavy could kill Mister Something for what he just said.

Jul 04, 2011 at 12:21AM EDT
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Granted, but I am probably the least interesting brony in the world.
“I don’t always watch My Little Pony…

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I wish Hollabackatcha would actually reply to this forum’s posts in order.

Jul 04, 2011 at 05:25AM EDT

Granted….warning warning time paradox prepare to divide by 0 OH SHI

I wish I COULD divide by 0.

Jul 04, 2011 at 10:00AM EDT
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Granted… but you risk destroying the universe by doing so.
<-- I wish I was real. everything for everybody! (mostly personal lore)

Last edited Jul 04, 2011 at 08:41PM EDT
Jul 04, 2011 at 08:39PM EDT
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Granted, but no one will speak to you anymore.
I wish beaten up… nvm… I just want a new Wii

Last edited Jul 04, 2011 at 09:05PM EDT
Jul 04, 2011 at 08:51PM EDT
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Granted, but you get it the same day wii u comes out.
I wish Call of Duty didn’t suck.

Jul 04, 2011 at 09:54PM EDT

Granted, but you do.

I wish bronies would all become brownies.

Jul 04, 2011 at 10:26PM EDT
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Granted, but then Pinkie Pie turns you to a cupcake.
I wish for the next post to have spiderman.

Jul 04, 2011 at 10:28PM EDT
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Denied, you get crazy anime hair instead.

I wish for magical powers.

Jul 04, 2011 at 10:45PM EDT
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Granted, you can magically do nothing, MAGICALLY!

I wish this wish was incorruptable.

Jul 05, 2011 at 01:45AM EDT
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Thats all? Ok.
(POOF)
There you go, an incorruptible wish. It is already used although, so it completely useless.

I wish for a denied wish.

Jul 05, 2011 at 02:02AM EDT
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Denied, but because it’s corrupted, it becomes granted.

Paradoxes are fun.

I wish for 2 wishes, one of which is incorruptable.

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Jul 05, 2011 at 02:04AM EDT
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Granted, but both of them are for anchovy pizzas.
I wish my bandwith was faster.

Jul 05, 2011 at 01:10PM EDT

Granted, but there are are only 100 copies
I wish that my love interest was out of the hospital and his hand worked properly

Jul 05, 2011 at 06:10PM EDT
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Granted. But he leaves the hospital with AIDS.
I wish for a pie.

Jul 06, 2011 at 01:10AM EDT
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Granted but now internet dosent exist.
I wish Vincent Valentine was in Dissidia Final Fantasy 012 Duodecim

Jul 06, 2011 at 07:47PM EDT
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Wish denied
I wish for the next person to post Gaston.

Jul 07, 2011 at 02:34PM EDT
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Granted

But you have to eat all of them in one sitting, raw.

I wish my DSi didn’t break.

Last edited Jul 07, 2011 at 03:21PM EDT
Jul 07, 2011 at 03:21PM EDT
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