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>insert quarter

okay…

Here's a french quarter.

Quarter of a circle.

A quarter of what? Pizza? Pie? Cake?

HAHA SEE IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE EUROPE

Y'know what I thought of when I saw the title?

I have 20 pence, will that do?

Can I- Uh, insert something else? You know… Not currency but a certain organ?

Ahh! My leg!

Well, it's the first of two

The quarter clicks soundly into the machine, thin metal bouncing on steel and aluminum machinery.

Your quarter has been accepted…

>start

Why would you want to insert your liver into the machine? You need it.

Before you can begin the game, you must create the hero of this world.

>first model
>blue
>name: tangent

>confirm on the double

((I'll take the popular vote…))

(Kasrkai is a democratic person, you see)

Model 3

Color red

Name: Blood potatoes.

Or are we choosing madcat's choice?

Sorry, but I still need mine to dermine what I'm going do to you for.

Rename it Arccosecant and I am happy.

He's taking the most popular vote.

You have two minutes.

>first model
>blue
>name: tangent

The tall red block named Dante

Model: 3
Color: Blue
Name: ARCHANGEL

>Le adventure
>Not L'adventure
>Not knowing adventure is feminine in french
>Using Le at all

>Loading Predictable_Background_Character.txt….

Your name is Tangent. You are a blue square born in a big city out in the center of a vast Kingdom. However, your parents were both prostitutes, and, disgusted by your birth at all, wrote the word "Tangent" on your person and dumped you in the woods, where a community of mountain men lived, in seclusion and privacy from the world and danger. They found you and raised you as their own, teaching you the things literal whores could not. Time passed, and as you grew older, you were found to be a good NOTE 1, and skilled at NOTE 2 and NOTE 3.

*1: Choose a career/class type
*2/3: Choose special skills

Today is a new day. What shall you do?

Class: Ass Kicker
Skill 1: Having Balls of Steel
Skill 2: Chewing Bubble Gum

Class: Alchemist
Skill 1: Handling explosives
Skill 2: Swordplay

Class: Geometrymancer
Skill 1: Altering Vertices
Skill 2: Staff Wielding

Class: Monk

Skill 1 :Hand-to hand combat
Skill 2 : Restoration magic

Class: Troll

Skill 1: Deceit and Trickery.
Skill 2: Trololo and Rick'Roll.

Class: Hooker
Skill 1: Great Sex
Skill 2: Can infect enemies with various STD

Class: Sniper
Skill One: Technology
Skill Two: Leadership

Of course, this would only really work if what I had come up with was what we had gone with…

EDIT: Also, yes, this is pretty much Garrus' skill set from Mass Effect 2 & 3, if you hadn't noticed.

Who are you.

Who. Are you?

Look here. Sometimes, your just an average Joe Sniper. Other times, you're a small-time Alchemist. Maybe now you're a Hooker, or a Monk. Maybe you boss others around, or rouse some edges, pop some caps, or just stab a motha'.

But for now, let's just say you're a well seasoned kicker of asses.

Now what.

>Apply apathy to the female gender
>Acquire the local form of currency

>Notice how small the mountains are.

> Walk to the building in front of me.

This.

>Make an entrance that looks a bit like this into the building

Hell no.

Just walk in the door like a normal person.

Actually, no, I take that back.

Tactical door entry. Get against the frame of the door, slowly open it and enter carefully.