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Post your awkward moments here!

This thread awkwardly being about posting awkward momments.

In 6th grade I tripped on the short kid. I kinda knee'd him in the face and hit a front flip.

That awkward moment when your mom is reading off everything you type and at the same time your gerbil is chewing your clothes and nosing your stomach. Which is actually happening as I post this.

That awkward moment when you suddenly realize you're the only orange in a room full of grapefruits.

That awkward moment you scream out penis in your grandmom's house that's full of relatives and friends.

That awkward moment when you have blood on your hands at a social event.

That awkward moment when you're putting the spaghetti in your pocket only to have it fall out awkwardly later.

And that it is actually lasagna.

That moment whe someone in a movie theater shouts "ULTRA GAAAAAAY"

That awkward moment when you had a good awkward moment to post but can't remember it.

that awkward when you said in your mind moment

That awkward moment when you're still in your towel after a shower, and your friend comes over.

When you sneeze fart.

That awkward moment when your mom checks your history

That awkward when you just read moment even though I didn't type it.

That awkward moment when two users posted a similar thing.

That awkward moment when the only word you know in Russian is a cuss word.

That awkward moment when people find other peoples awkward moments funny.

That awkward moment when white stain on black shirt

That awkward moment when some one asked how was your weekend and you told them you had kidney stones and pissed lots of blood thinking it would not sound as awkward….

That awkward moment when you cough, feel the phlegm fly out of your mouth, and have no idea where it went.

That awkward moment when your parent is talking to one of their friends from work and you just slowly start wandering away, hoping you wont have to make small talk.

That awkward moment when you don't want to tell a friend what you did on vacation because it was so much more awesome than theirs.

That awkward moment when you don't have any irl friends.

That awkward hour and a half when you're on your first first date in what seems like eons, and you can't help but think of every conceivable way you're doing every miniscule action wrong.

That awkward moment when your teacher tells you about his night out at a strip club.

TAM when you post a new acr0nym hoping it will slide by unnoticed

That awkward moment a year ago when you called your brother to see the recently uploaded FND Films video, and it was this one:

That awkward moment when you're masturbating in church and everyone is cheering for you.

CURSES!

That awkward moment when you're full, but you don't want the rest of your food to go cold.

That awkward moment when your book is gone and you rummage through the whole house and the whole time it's been inside your pants the whole time. And I had forgotten that I put it in there to save my page.

That awkward moment when you say hi to your friend from a distance, but then it come closer and you see it's someone you never met and he give you an awkward look. (I need new glasses)

That awkward moment when you wake up on a Saturday, get ready for work/school, and realize it's the weekend.

That awkward moment when you're looking everywhere for a book and it's under your arm.

It was a raisin cookie and not a choco chip cookie.

when you realize you spent a year and a half on a site sharing pictures of lesbian anime girls and shooping pictures of stars

That awkward moment when your parents are looking at the computer while you're on it.

No matter what website, it's always awkward.

That awkward moment when you try and think of an awkward moment to participate in an awkward moment thread but can't think of anything despite the fact that awkward moments happen so often.

That awkward moment when you accidentally make a masturbation joke at work.

That awkward moment when you're in public and you remember something funny, and you burst out laughing.

I once sat down next to a person that looked just liked my friend, but it wasn't. The story ended pretty much the same with the weird look and all.

That awkward moment when you are trying to swat a fly but it disappears into oblivion and you make you're self look like and idiot for swatting at the air.

That awkward moment when you're eating lunch alone at a random restaurant and you see someone from your class that you sort of know but never talk to and you pretend to be someone else and leave as quickly and as quietly as possible

That incredibly akward moment when you just met a girl who seems to be ABSOLUTLY perfect for you but then you fart and ruin any chances if you ever had one?

That awkward moment when some people yell your name while waving at you and you have absolutely no idea who the hell they are.

That awkward moment when doing an escort mission in a video game and you decide at the same time to search for treasures and hidden stuff.

"W-w-what are you doing? The exit's back o-over there-"
"Shh. Trust me."

That awkward moment when you farted really loud in the middle of class.

"That awkward moment…"

"When you're reading this in my voice."