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You walk into a bar and get ready to kill, what is your choice of words?
-i came to drink beer and kill hoodlums. And your infront of my beer.

Happy hour's over, motherf*ckers.

"Implying I want to kill all of you in epic bar fight"

I hope everyone here is incredibly drunk, because there's no way you'll be able to handle what I'm about to do to you sober.

"I'm Batman"

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

"You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?"

"I would like a chocolate shake. Shaken, not stirred."

"You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!"

"If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!"

"What the fuck did this bar say about me you fucking little bitches? I'll have you know…[blahblahswearblahblahswearblah]…you're all dead, kiddo's"

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Walk up to some guy at the bar
"Ever get that feeling that you wanna kill the very next person that says no?"
"Y-yes…"
" how funny, no is the word that sets you off. For me it's yes".

Or the more poetic version:
"I am the Scourge of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you."

WHICH ONE OF Y"ALL LIL COCKMONGLERS WANNA BE MY WAIFU TONIGHT?
WELP LOOKS LIKE IT"S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT OP!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

PEW

PEW

PEW

"Gotta go fast…"

"I'm going to save all of the kidneys in the hospital from being transplanted into you alcoholic bums with failing kidneys."

"Ya know the term Mass Shooting gets tossed around a lot these days"

I'm gonna take you down in three hits: Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, and me writing a hit song about how awesome I am.

My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that's from, I'll be surprised.

It's from A Boy Named Sue, originally a Shel Silverstein poem. It was then recorded by Johnny Cash on his Live at Folsom Prison album.

Yeah, that's what I told him!
Well I hit him hard right between the eyes, and he went down, but to my surprise, he came up with a knife, and cut off a piece of my ear.
…
Johnny Cash R.I.P.You ain't alone, Katie.
EDIT: DAMMIT! Level4 beat me to it!

"Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste."

no scarface yet?

"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"

I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's… soul and faith.
…
I listen to a LOT of music. Wanna try and guess this one?
…
I hear the train a-coming. It's rolling round the bend. And I ain't seen the sunshine since… I don't know when.

The second one is Folsom Prison Blues. Also by Johnny Cash. Also, if we're going with badass lines, why not "When I was just a baby, my mama told me 'Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns.' But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die."

And if you're walking into the bar with your buddies…

“Heeeeeeeeere we are! Born to be kings! We’re the Princes of the Universe!”

"I'm chris dorner"

Anybody wanna fight? If not ill just shoot ya now

My name's Buck, and I'm here to fuck party

I am gonna write my own bad ass worlds because I am myself, a total bad ass.

"fuck yeah."- me <3

"bend over bitches, cuz here i come!'

"If you want me to hit you less, die sooner!"

"You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!"

Abuuu aaaaa blooo Mama Blows spit bubbles saying my "badass" first words.

"You look like a proper plonker"