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Badass first words

Last posted May 06, 2013 at 03:03AM EDT. Added Apr 29, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT
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You walk into a bar and get ready to kill, what is your choice of words?
-i came to drink beer and kill hoodlums. And your infront of my beer.

Apr 29, 2013 at 10:45AM EDT

I hope everyone here is incredibly drunk, because there’s no way you’ll be able to handle what I’m about to do to you sober.

Apr 29, 2013 at 06:42PM EDT
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“I would like a chocolate shake. Shaken, not stirred.”

Apr 29, 2013 at 08:00PM EDT
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“You sissified maggot scum have just signed your death warrants!”

Apr 29, 2013 at 08:09PM EDT
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“What the fuck did this bar say about me you fucking little bitches? I’ll have you know…[blahblahswearblahblahswearblah]…you’re all dead, kiddo’s

Apr 29, 2013 at 08:14PM EDT
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Walk up to some guy at the bar
“Ever get that feeling that you wanna kill the very next person that says no?”
“Y-yes…”
" how funny, no is the word that sets you off. For me it’s yes".

Apr 29, 2013 at 09:28PM EDT
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Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:

“If god had wanted you to live he would not have created ME!”

Or the more poetic version:
“I am the Scourge of God. If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you.”

Apr 29, 2013 at 10:07PM EDT
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WHICH ONE OF Y"ALL LIL COCKMONGLERS WANNA BE MY WAIFU TONIGHT?
WELP LOOKS LIKE IT"S YOUR LUCKY NIGHT OP!
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK

PEW

PEW

PEW

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 01:30AM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 01:28AM EDT
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“I’m going to save all of the kidneys in the hospital from being transplanted into you alcoholic bums with failing kidneys.”

Apr 30, 2013 at 11:12AM EDT

“Ya know the term Mass Shooting gets tossed around a lot these days”

Apr 30, 2013 at 11:42AM EDT

I’m gonna take you down in three hits: Me hitting you, you hitting the floor, and me writing a hit song about how awesome I am.

Apr 30, 2013 at 11:56AM EDT
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My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that’s from, I’ll be surprised.

Apr 30, 2013 at 12:07PM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that’s from, I’ll be surprised.

It’s from A Boy Named Sue, originally a Shel Silverstein poem. It was then recorded by Johnny Cash on his Live at Folsom Prison album.

Apr 30, 2013 at 12:13PM EDT
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Katie C. wrote:

My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!

If anyone knows where that’s from, I’ll be surprised.

Yeah, that’s what I told him!
Well I hit him hard right between the eyes, and he went down, but to my surprise, he came up with a knife, and cut off a piece of my ear.

Johnny Cash R.I.P.You ain’t alone, Katie.
EDIT: DAMMIT! Level4 beat me to it!

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 12:15PM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 12:14PM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

“Please allow me to introduce myself. I’m a man of wealth and taste.”

I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s… soul and faith.

I listen to a LOT of music. Wanna try and guess this one?

I hear the train a-coming. It’s rolling round the bend. And I ain’t seen the sunshine since… I don’t know when.

Apr 30, 2013 at 10:49PM EDT
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Laud Piestrings wrote:

I’ve been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man’s… soul and faith.

I listen to a LOT of music. Wanna try and guess this one?

I hear the train a-coming. It’s rolling round the bend. And I ain’t seen the sunshine since… I don’t know when.

The second one is Folsom Prison Blues. Also by Johnny Cash. Also, if we’re going with badass lines, why not “When I was just a baby, my mama told me ‘Son, always be a good boy, don’t ever play with guns.’ But I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.”

Last edited Apr 30, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
Apr 30, 2013 at 10:55PM EDT
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And if you’re walking into the bar with your buddies…

“Heeeeeeeeere we are! Born to be kings! We’re the Princes of the Universe!”

Apr 30, 2013 at 11:23PM EDT
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“I’m chris dorner”

May 01, 2013 at 07:37AM EDT

Anybody wanna fight? If not ill just shoot ya now

May 01, 2013 at 08:57AM EDT

I am gonna write my own bad ass worlds because I am myself, a total bad ass.

“fuck yeah.”- me <3

May 04, 2013 at 12:19AM EDT

“You see what happens, Larry? You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?!”

May 04, 2013 at 05:42PM EDT
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