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Can someone tell me the Krabby Patty Formula?

Last posted Aug 25, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT. Added Jul 12, 2013 at 04:38PM EDT
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I’m an employee at the Krusty Krab, but I’ve seem to forget what it is.
And my boss won’t tell me.

So, I ask you, can you tell me the secret foumula of the Krabby Patty?

Jul 12, 2013 at 04:38PM EDT
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Waiiit…

I don’t remember hirin’ no new workers!

Last edited Jul 12, 2013 at 04:50PM EDT
Jul 12, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT
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I’m Spongebob and he sounds convincing, bleep bloop.

Jul 12, 2013 at 04:59PM EDT
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>2012+1
>plankton still tries to steal receive
>he still wastes his money instead of doing more lucrative things
>doesn’t realize formula has a copyright claim
>plankton ishyddt

Last edited Jul 12, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT
Jul 12, 2013 at 05:23PM EDT
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You’re all a bunch of buffoons. If you want the formula, you should know Mr. Krabs keeps it under his mattress.

Jul 12, 2013 at 05:25PM EDT
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Please, my formula is much better than the Krabby Patty.

Jul 12, 2013 at 05:35PM EDT
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All you need is a blood sacrifice to the dark lord, a doll, and love!

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:22PM EDT
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“The Krabby Patty formula is a sole property of the Krusty Krab and is only discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”

- Spongebob
Last edited Jul 17, 2013 at 05:11PM EDT
Jul 17, 2013 at 05:10PM EDT
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Patchy the Pirate wrote:

“The Krabby Patty formula is a sole property of the Krusty Krab and is only discussed in part or in whole with its creator Mr. Krabs. Duplication of this formula is punishable by law. Restrictions apply, results may vary.”

- Spongebob

>browsing KYM forums
>see this thread
>instantly think of what Spongebob said in the Robo-Krabs episode
>spend 2 hours hunting for said quote
>give up, frustrated
>return 15 minutes later
>see this post

Last edited Jul 17, 2013 at 05:50PM EDT
Jul 17, 2013 at 05:48PM EDT
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1 Pinch of Crushed Chocolate

1 Teaspoon of Evil

1 Wumbo

1. Pour the crushed

into the bowl.
2. Pour the

in and mix.
3. Cut the wumbo into pieces and dump it in.
4. ??
5. Profit!

Last edited Jul 22, 2013 at 10:41AM EDT
Jul 22, 2013 at 10:40AM EDT
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I believe that it requires the precise mixture of allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, and matching salt and pepper shakers. The exact quantities needed to make the perfect Krabby Patty are beyond me, but the ingredients are right here.

Aug 14, 2013 at 12:34PM EDT
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Heeeere we go!!!!

The Original Secret Formula of the Original Krabby Patty
Sesame Seeds
Bottom bun
Chum (Food)
Ketchup
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Relish
Cheese
Pickles (Food)
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Onions
Salt
Tartar Sauce
Secret sauce
Top bun
Sesame seeds

Jelly Patty
Bottom Bun
Patty
Jellyfish Jelly
Ketchup
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Cheese
Pickles
Lettuce
Onions
Tomato
Top Bun

Pretty Patties
Food Coloring
Bottom Bun
Patty
Ketchup
Mustard
Mayonnaise
Cheese
Pickles
Lettuce
Tomato
Onions
Top Bun

The Kuddly Krab Patty
Lettuce
Tomato

Chum Patty
Bottom Bun
Chum
Top Bun

Synthetic Krabby Patty
Grey-ish substance (possibly clam manure)
Spray-paint

Alternate Krabby Patty:
Fluffy Top Seaweed Sea Bun
Sea Pickles
Martime Mustard
“Krusty” Ketchup
Sea Tomato
Sea Onion
Undersea Cheese
Sea Lettuce
Krabby Patty
Bottom Seaweed Sea Bun

The Jerk Patty
Top Bun
Tomato
Cheese
Lettuce
Onion
Pickles
Mustard
Ketchup
Patty
Bottom Bun

Aug 25, 2013 at 06:48AM EDT
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Just Because You’re Not Plankton
Its Plankton ,Dont Worry Notplankton

Aug 25, 2013 at 12:52PM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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