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Last posted Apr 24, 2014 at 06:54PM EDT. Added Apr 12, 2014 at 11:03PM EDT
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Basically, you give out a random scenario, and the person below you has to say what they would do in said scenario, then they give out their own scenario.
I’ll start:
You are being surrounded by an army of Grues, in the dark.
What do you do?

Last edited Apr 12, 2014 at 11:04PM EDT
Apr 12, 2014 at 11:03PM EDT
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Ask what the fuck a Grue is.
Your avatar is being chased by a giant robot. What do?

Apr 12, 2014 at 11:08PM EDT

Stick my arms in its eyes.

Your donkey is being engulfed by a mutated velociraptortoise, what do you do?

Apr 12, 2014 at 11:27PM EDT
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WHY DO YOU HAVE BEES says the Raidated Stalker

You are now being Forced to love a Ugly Ugly OC of sonic

Apr 12, 2014 at 11:57PM EDT
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Pray to Primus that it will be redesigned by a professional artist very, VERY soon.

These guys are at your front door

What do you do?

Apr 13, 2014 at 12:43AM EDT
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Tell them that My Master is in another castle

You need to shoot Goat-tan or Lez, WHAT DO MATE?

Apr 13, 2014 at 12:47AM EDT
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Shoot Lez

MORAL DILEMMA TIME:
“You are a skilled doctor, with five patients who all need different organ transplants. There are currently no organs available to give them, and if they don’t get their transplants soon they will all die. You have a sixth patient, who is dying of an incurable disease. At the moment you are giving him medicine to ease his pain and prolong his life. He is a compatible organ donor for your five other patients, but the medicine he is taking will keep him alive just a day longer than they have left. If you were to stop giving him medicine he would die before them, in a very painful way, but you would then be able to use his organs to save the other five.

What should you do?"

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Apr 13, 2014 at 12:49AM EDT
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MasterBurner wrote:

Shoot Lez

MORAL DILEMMA TIME:
“You are a skilled doctor, with five patients who all need different organ transplants. There are currently no organs available to give them, and if they don’t get their transplants soon they will all die. You have a sixth patient, who is dying of an incurable disease. At the moment you are giving him medicine to ease his pain and prolong his life. He is a compatible organ donor for your five other patients, but the medicine he is taking will keep him alive just a day longer than they have left. If you were to stop giving him medicine he would die before them, in a very painful way, but you would then be able to use his organs to save the other five.

What should you do?"

Think about it, keep alive one dude for a day or 5 dudes for the rest of their lives? Kind of a dumb question…
John Madden has recruited you to work on the moon. What will you do there?

Apr 13, 2014 at 01:08AM EDT

@Coffee haus

Scenario:

-You walk into your room.
-You find this on your bed.

Wat do?

Last edited Apr 13, 2014 at 01:12AM EDT
Apr 13, 2014 at 01:09AM EDT
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Write the name of all who appeared in the Cringeworthy Gallery

Goat-tan got Confirmed
Wat Do?

Apr 13, 2014 at 01:25AM EDT
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Say ‘April fool’s day!’

A facehugger got on your mother’s face. What you gonna do?

Last edited Apr 13, 2014 at 02:09AM EDT
Apr 13, 2014 at 02:05AM EDT
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If I cure cancer, that’s not cure internet cancer? And anyway what is the internet cancer? While I wait for your answers I choose cure cancer.

You wake up in your bed after a hard party and you notice there’s black man on your right side while on your left side there’s a female dog. And you think that happened. What are you going to do now?

Apr 13, 2014 at 03:29AM EDT
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Pfff. My closet filled with guys like this with the differnece they are dead. Hmm. Kill the guy and put it back to the rest.

Hulk blast through your wall and then catch your girlfriend and rape her. What now?

Last edited Apr 13, 2014 at 03:22PM EDT
Apr 13, 2014 at 03:21PM EDT
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ask why hulks raping nothing
you’re slowly turning into kanye west. what now?

Apr 13, 2014 at 03:29PM EDT
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Check in with a Psychiatrist to see why I have another personality.

You are being forced to watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo all day, in the same manner as they used to torture Alex in A Clockwork Orange.

Wat Do?

Last edited Apr 13, 2014 at 03:33PM EDT
Apr 13, 2014 at 03:32PM EDT

Try to ask who is Alex and what the hell is the clockwork orange.

You accidentally blow up the moon and everybody know it was you, and they will try to take revenge on you for that, what you gonna do now?

Last edited Apr 13, 2014 at 03:35PM EDT
Apr 13, 2014 at 03:35PM EDT
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When in doubt, live in an abandoned shack!

You are now a shapeshifter. What do you do?

Apr 13, 2014 at 07:10PM EDT
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I’m already a Transformer so that doesn’t effect me by much.
So I’d get a new alt mode

You’re in a situation where the Romans have came to the present to establish a new kingdom and only one man can stop it, and the hero is not you. What do you do now?

Apr 13, 2014 at 08:53PM EDT
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Cthulu becomes the Christian. Cthulu is now the Jesus. You now taste like chicken.

You’re in a club, and the big bad faggot, OP, comes up and smacks your boyfriends ass? What do KYM?

Apr 13, 2014 at 10:10PM EDT
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Tell OP to go be a faggot somewhere else. He obeys.

RandomMan has gone mentally unstable with the Ban Hammer. What do?

Apr 13, 2014 at 10:41PM EDT
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Whip out a Perma Ban Hammer and challenge him.

You win a 100 million dollar lottery, but find out you have a tumor in your brain, the doctor says you have a week to live. What do?

Apr 13, 2014 at 11:36PM EDT
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Buy all of the Unusual hats in the community market

You are at a strip club, Then you see one of your lovers (Male or female or Others)
Wat Do

Apr 13, 2014 at 11:40PM EDT
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Join him/her for a multi-lap dance.

You’re about to win the Daytona 500, but your rival passes you on the last lap. You approach the finish line. In the front passenger seat, you have a sniper rifle, and an atomic bomb. You can try to snipe him and win the race. Or just yolo it and ignite the bomb.

Wat do?

Last edited Apr 14, 2014 at 09:30AM EDT
Apr 14, 2014 at 09:26AM EDT
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Use both to be sure. ‘Coz you can’t always be sure.

You became the president of USA. But in the same time Russia or North Korea want to launch nukes at you. What’s next?

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:32AM EDT
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Build a fuck ton of vaults.

An evil multi-dimensional empire is invading earth. Wat do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:37AM EDT
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I ask why they’re evil, and invite them to dinner.

You’re about to go on a blind date, and you have no idea who this person will be.

What will you do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:40AM EDT
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I think this is why the blind date invited. So I would go to it.
(I see @Bots what did you there)

You got mad for short time and you raped several women and girl, including Justin Bieber. So what now?

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:44AM EDT
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Stab myself in the eyes to make it a truly blind date.

You wake up one night to find you waifu/husbando standing over you.(If you don’t have one just insert a random character). What do you do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 09:45AM EDT
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Ask why the hell is Dr. Eggman standing over me at 2 in the morning.

You’re held at gunpoint in a dark alleyway. What do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:06AM EDT
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Tell the guy his pistol is not unceased and when he check it kick it out of his hand punch him in the face.

A one day you find out your waifu/wife/girlfriend or their male counterparts turned into hitler and he gave you a cartoon pony as a pet. Well, any bright idea?

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:12AM EDT
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Kill Hitler, free the pony to see if it can survive in the wild.

Trolls are eating your friend. They’re EATING her. And then they’re GONNA EAT YOU. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Apr 14, 2014 at 10:35AM EDT
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Realize that my “friend” was actually Dillon the Hacker and he deserved to be eaten by trolls anyway.

The ground is shaking all around you. Your heart stops. Something is coming for you. Something big.
What do?

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Apr 14, 2014 at 10:46AM EDT
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LEG IT, LEG IT, LEG IIIIIT

You are now Link from Legend of Zelda, and all the LOZ villians are after you. What do you do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 06:14PM EDT
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I would pretend I’m a dead link. ba dum tss.

You find yourself on an alien planet. What’s next?

Last edited Apr 14, 2014 at 06:18PM EDT
Apr 14, 2014 at 06:17PM EDT
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Let them do it for free.

You died and you need to choose between the highway to hell and the stairway to heaven. Make your choice.

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Apr 14, 2014 at 06:32PM EDT
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Stay on Earth to harass the living.

A massive shitstorm is brewing and tensions between fandoms is on the rise. Wat do.

Apr 14, 2014 at 07:09PM EDT
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Pet it. D’awww.

You wake up one day to find you have three tits. Wat do?

Apr 14, 2014 at 07:32PM EDT

Nothing.

It’s 199X, you’re dicking around with your peers, and all of a sudden this fine gentleman appears. Wat do?
Pic Related

Last edited Apr 14, 2014 at 11:41PM EDT
Apr 14, 2014 at 11:34PM EDT
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Nothing ‘coz if we in 1999 I’m just only two years old. Where’s mah toys!

You suddenly turn into the famous singer Tom Jones without any warning. It’s unusual not?

Apr 15, 2014 at 05:19AM EDT
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Be confused because i have no idea who he is.

Half life 3 is announced.

Last edited Apr 15, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT
Apr 15, 2014 at 11:32AM EDT
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Grab it and slice everything in sight.

You are in a prison. Your only equipment is a rusty fork, some toilet paper and a bedsheet. Wat do?

Apr 15, 2014 at 12:26PM EDT
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MacGyver out of the foucking prison! (NOTE: Yeah I wrote foucking, it’s not an accident.)

Every on the planet turns into zombie, expect you. What are you going to do now?

Apr 15, 2014 at 12:30PM EDT
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Become an hero.

You’re in a lavaproof, powerful cell (in the shape of the Absolutely safe capsule, complete with lavaproof window), and next to you is a case. The case contains a .500 snub nose with only 3 cartridges loaded, a laptop with it’s own functional (yet dying) WiFi hotspot, a nokia 3310 cellphone (with scratch marks), a can of Tactical Bacon, and a few unopened cans of Canada Dry. The Cell is currently in a supervolcano, and you are almost in the earth’s mantle. Nobody exactly knows if you’re alive or not, and the computer’s only browser is IE.

Wat Do?

Apr 15, 2014 at 03:44PM EDT
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