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"in soviet russia" jokes go!

Last posted Nov 13, 2009 at 11:14PM EST. Added Sep 26, 2009 at 04:01PM EDT
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in soviet russia youtube watches you!

Sep 26, 2009 at 04:01PM EDT

In America, you watch television.

In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

Sep 26, 2009 at 05:15PM EDT
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In america you have “in god we trust” on the money.

In soviet russia, we have no money.

What a country!

Sep 26, 2009 at 05:36PM EDT
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In Soviet Russia, comment posts you!

I’ve actually seen Yakov in person, and his jokes are great!

Sep 26, 2009 at 10:01PM EDT
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In America, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you in the face.

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris STILL roundhouse kicks you in the face. There is no escaping Chuck Norris (unless if your name is Charles Nelson Reilly, of course).

Sep 26, 2009 at 11:41PM EDT
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@Jostin, Or, If you’re really lucky, Mr. T.

In Soviet Russia, meme knows you!

Sep 27, 2009 at 05:24PM EDT
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In Soviet Russia, I heard car liked you, so we put you inside of yourself so your car can be driven while it is is being driven by YOU.

Sep 29, 2009 at 08:56AM EDT
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In Soviet Russia, whistles whoo-whoo you!

Sep 29, 2009 at 09:43AM EDT
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In America, this joke sounds funny.
In Soviet Russia, this funny sounds joke.

Nov 10, 2009 at 01:46AM EST
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In Soviet Russia, the other peoples jokes are hilarious and original.

Nov 10, 2009 at 01:49AM EST
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oh… the “Russan Reversal” Joke…
In Soviet Russia, Meme knows you!

Nov 10, 2009 at 09:56AM EST
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In America, we watch athletes.

In Russia, athletes watch you.

Nov 11, 2009 at 04:01PM EST
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In soviet russia, saying zeeky boogy doog ten times makes the world implode.

Nov 12, 2009 at 03:56AM EST
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