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Endless Tower of Boss Battles

Last posted Aug 10, 2012 at 07:05PM EDT. Added Jul 15, 2012 at 08:50PM EDT
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I saw this thread once back on the TV Tropes forums, so allow me to explain.

Each post is another floor of the tower. Each one is numbered, so do keep track of the number of posts. Also, NO DELETIONS. (One exception: If you get ninja’d, you may either delete or edit your post at your discretion.) Aside from that, I would try to avoid posting the same thing twice in the same thread, but that may become impossible as the thread becomes longer and longer. Just try to keep that in mind.

As for where each boss battle comes from, that’s up to you, but you must post a solution to the previous poster’s battle before posting your own floor.

Alright, enough talk. Let’s do this.

First floor: Upon entering the tower, you see before you an M24 Chaffee tank and a large open field stretching out far as the eye can see. You enter the tank and receive the order “Time to roll out!” Your tank is alone but fully crewed, and soon you come face to face with a German Panzerkampfwagen VIII Maus super heavy tank. You must destroy it in order to advance to the next floor of the tower.

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Magic blast right to the head for the fat guy. Decapitation.
As for the executioner, a simple fire spell will heat up his armor enough to melt the plates together, preventing movement.
Boss:
Trypticon from WFC:

Try getting past the space-station sized robotic dinosaur. Good luck.

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Jul 15, 2012 at 09:11PM EDT
Don’t forget the floor number, Nightmare Moon. I’m serious.

Ooh, I’ve fought Trypticon before.

Ion Blaster SMG to the heat sinks. That should take him down.

Fourth Floor: You enter another open field. This time, you see a row of tanks before you. All of them are identically prepared Soviet T-34 medium tanks. Around them are an assortment of Soviet tank destroyers and self propelled guns, but you are told to enter one of the T-34s. You roll onto the field of battle and are faced with a hail of German artillery fire before being confronted with the leading edge of their armored force. “Welcome to the front line, comrade!” one of the other tank crewmen shouts to you over the sounds of the raging battle.

You must destroy as many German tanks as possible, break through their line and secure their command post. Your tank must survive the battle. “Good luck, comrade!”

Jul 15, 2012 at 09:24PM EDT

Fire all guns and charge!

Fifth Floor: You enter and are confronted by Giga Bowser. What do?

Jul 15, 2012 at 09:29PM EDT
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Mess him up a bit, and then use the homerun bat.
Floor 6
Rugal Bernstein, in his King of Fighters ’94 appearance.

Start at 1:39. This is to show off his fighting capabilities.
(In other words, skip the first fight.)

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I’m a Vanguard, so Charge+Nova+Heavy Melee+Disciple right to the face.
If being slammed into with the force of a truck, having my shields explode directly in front of him, and taking a punch like a sword to the gut doesn’t kill him, a direct hit from an explosive shotgun will definitely do him in.

Floor Eight: You enter and you find this giant thing staring you down.


Helghast MAWLR
Because sometimes, regular old giant spider tanks aren’t kill enough

Good luck.

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Take out it’s batteries. If it doesn’t have batteries, tie its legs together so it trips and falls

Floor 8 : You come face to face with wheatley

How win?

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Don’t bother with him. He’s such an idiot he’s probably blow himself up.
Floor 9
Gill.
Just watch the damn video.

Jul 15, 2012 at 10:00PM EDT
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Have him choose either the red or the blue pill. He’ll be so torn he’ll just stand there trying to make up his mind. Sneak past him.
TENTH FLOOR

Christian Brutal Sniper.
Have fun.

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SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Floor Eleven:

The spider

What do?

Jul 15, 2012 at 10:15PM EDT
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Produce a Reaper Blackstar and hit him right in his spidery body with it.

Spider dead.

Floor 12: You enter the floor, a garage door opens, and this thing steps out:

Motorhead
This is what happens when you give bandits machines

Of note: There is no critical hit location on him. The gatling turret removed it. (Unless you know where to hit…)
Good luck.

Jul 15, 2012 at 10:36PM EDT
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Nut shot
Take him down, the weight of his machines will crush him to death
Since its floor 13…..

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To kill Giygas in the first round attack pokey (porky). DO NOT ATTACK GIYGAS! After killing pokey a second round will occur have Paula heal have everyone else attack repeat this until the next stage. This stage have Paula pray until Giygas is killed.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_kill_giygas

Floor 15:
Sephiroth

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Chop his hair off, he loses his balance and falls flat on his face killing himself.
Or cast Knights of the Round.

Floor 13: Psycho Mantis

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Throw a PS2 at him. The game will break and he will delete.

Floor 17: Chuck Norris

Well, good game everyone.

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Introduce him to himself and leave reality before it breaks.

Eighteenth Floor: You walk in, hear a screech, and this levitates itself down towards you:

Banshee
YOU GON GET RAPED

Just as a heads-up: Banshees have the relative durability of a tank, their energy blast one-hit-kills unless you have shields/loads of HP, and even then it saps it, and if they get up to close range (which might happen due to them consistently Teleport Spamming forwards) then they will instakill you with an impalement. No ands, ifs, or buts, no exceptions, do not pass Go, do not collect $200 dollars, do not revive, do not go into Last Stand, ded.
(and no shit about being too strong to be impaled – banshees can run through krogan, a species not only built like tanks, but shoved inside tank-like power armor. if you get hit, you die)

Dozens of N7s have been killed by this thing. Your task is to prevail. Happy hunting.

Jul 15, 2012 at 11:12PM EDT
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Not quite.

After taking a roundhouse kick through the skull, Theodore Roosevelt breaks off Chuck’s foot, rendering him incapacitated. Course, it grows back because he’s Chuck F*cking Norris, but he scurries off before Teddy uses his laser powers.

And now you, next poster, face Theodore Roosevelt.’

EDIT: Ugh ninja’d. Let’s see, Teddy takes the impalement (the last attempt to assassinate him didn’t go too well), but now he does use his twin laser powers, which hits the Banshee in the middle of its breast like appendages and it implodes.

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You reflect Theodore Roosevelt’s lasers and kill him.

Floor 19:
Super Saiyan Sephiroth

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Get that giant sword thing. The really good one.

Lightning Round!

All of them. In ten seconds flat.

Jul 15, 2012 at 11:37PM EDT
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Go Tribes: Ascend on them, skate through the legs of the big troll-like one, causing it to derp out, lose its balance, and fall over on top of the one next to it. Read; Dominoes.

Flro twewnty noe ;

dolan

Jul 16, 2012 at 12:13AM EDT
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Introduce Zalgo and Spoderman to the universe and escape reality before it breaks.

Floor 22: You walk through the doors. Inside, an ancient door opens and this thing stares you down:

The Destroyer
Real name: Phil

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Stab the damn thing in the heart!

I wish I can show pictures, but everything i try doesn’t work.

Floor 23:
(Side Note: Last unlockable in SSBB and SSBM
Mr. Game & Watch.

Retro Awesomeness!

Jul 16, 2012 at 07:03PM EDT
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…He’s 2D. I’m not. I’ll ask him about 3D objects, and while he’s distrcated, run for the next floor.

“Floor” 24: You are suddenly transported to Moonbase Alpha, and have 25 minutes to repair the base. The other 5 assigned to the task are the typical player so will say nonsense and usually not help. If the base is not repaired in 25 minutes, the base will be fired at with the Eclipse Cannon. (Got to have SOME sort of threat, after all.)

Jul 16, 2012 at 07:40PM EDT
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Um… rebuild the entire thing like in Lego Starwars with the Force.

Floor 25, Fire Emblems Black Knight

Jul 16, 2012 at 07:43PM EDT
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Spray him with the cannon of water and light. You are then teleported to floor 26 to fight this guy:

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A sword cannot match up to the great communicator.

Speaking of which…

Floor 27: A Cyberdemon

You have no berserk pack or BFG-9000, and it is in a rather tight corridor, so no circle strafing.

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Say hello to my BFG!

Floors 28 & 29: Two consecutive battles here due to a minor numbering error. You have to fight off two waves of large scale Soviet tank rushes (IS-4, T-54, Object 704 and Object 261, all in large numbers) with a limited number of American tanks (T110E5, M46 Patton, T30, T95 and T92, all in significant but much lesser numbers), and whatever losses you suffer on Floor 28 will not be replenished for Floor 29. All units are fully upgraded. The good news? It’s Assault on Malinovka so they have to come uphill to attack your position.

Good luck, soldier.

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Jul 16, 2012 at 07:52PM EDT

Put mines on the hillside, dropping an avalanche on them, then open fire on any survivors.

You go to floor 30. Magneto is there.

Jul 16, 2012 at 08:14PM EDT
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Go Pikachu! Use Thunder Shock!

It’s Super Effective!

Floor 31, Ridley

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Oh lookie it’s a dragon.

FUS RO DAH

Floor 32: You walk in and find about ten of these guys on the right staring you down;

Armored Juggernaut
The Army’s most effective way of telling you to DIAF

Good luck killing something that can shrug off ten fifty cals to the face.

Jul 16, 2012 at 09:09PM EDT
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Just run around him and knife or shotgun him. If you do it right, you shouldn’t get too hurt.
Floor 33: You’re minding your business until out of nowhere, 2

attack you.

Jul 16, 2012 at 09:20PM EDT
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Sparty the Spaceship wrote:

I’m a Vanguard, so Charge+Nova+Heavy Melee+Disciple right to the face.
If being slammed into with the force of a truck, having my shields explode directly in front of him, and taking a punch like a sword to the gut doesn’t kill him, a direct hit from an explosive shotgun will definitely do him in.

Floor Eight: You enter and you find this giant thing staring you down.


Helghast MAWLR
Because sometimes, regular old giant spider tanks aren’t kill enough

Good luck.

Not that i want to derail the thread or anything but who do you think would win in a fight the MAWLR or the Scarab from halo. They are both made for essentially the same task, are roughly the same size (the Scarabs AA gun makes it a few stories taller), carry a similar main weapon, and are both essentially a battleship with legs. Personally i think the Scarab would win as its armour can survive multiple attacks from a ship-to-ship MAC cannon that fire a round carrying the same energy potential (in jouls) as a 54 megaton nuclear explosive, and has both a massive fuel rod cannon and an anti air plasma cannon both of which can bring down a UNSC frigate in seconds. Although the MAWLR is very impressive and does have a few advantages over the Scarab in terms of utility it just cant compete effectively enough with more advanced covenant tech.

Trypticon on the other hand…

As for a boss

Floor 37

Prepare for raep.

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Jul 16, 2012 at 10:55PM EDT
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Go around to the other side of the tower where it isn’t facing you. Plant explosives at leisure.

Floor 38…

Jul 16, 2012 at 11:43PM EDT
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I use the Fire Emblem Weapon Triangle on him, attacking him with wind causing major damage.

Floor 40: Twin Demons Lechku and Nechku

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:09AM EDT
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Say O RLY then pile drive them.

Floor 41: Albert Wesker

Jul 17, 2012 at 01:56AM EDT
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Introduce Chris Redfield, he’ll handle the rest.

Floor 42: Bandana Dee

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Fixed it bro. :D

Jul 17, 2012 at 02:03AM EDT
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It’s as easy as Bacon, throw a fuckin’ spear.

TacGnol
charges you at the 47th floor, what do?

Jul 17, 2012 at 12:00PM EDT
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Knock them over with fury and rage.

Floor 49:

The Iron Golem from Dark Souls.

I wish you luck.

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