No, I will not tell you my age.
(Inb4 Pedobear cake.)
But yeah, it's my birthday! Give me virtual gifts and shit like that please!
(Especially cookies. I love cookies.)
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It's My Birthday!
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Aug 05, 2012 at 04:42PM EDT.
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Your journey towards the phantom door of death is every shortening.
Captain Douglas J Falcon
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Cale wrote:
Your journey towards the phantom door of death is every shortening.
Yes, thanks for reminding me of that. But i still have a long way to go, buddy.
Happy birthday! Here's your present
Captain Douglas J Falcon
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Adam DeLand wrote:
Happy birthday! Here's your present
Aww… You remembered!
Captain Douglas J Falcon wrote:
Yes, thanks for reminding me of that. But i still have a long way to go, buddy.
Remember each day that you felt would last forever, or could not end soon enough, but they are now over. No matter how long it may seem, it will be but a moment when you look back. Time is not a victim of length, only perception, and even then, who is really the victim?
clap clap clap
Captain Douglas J Falcon
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Cale wrote:
Remember each day that you felt would last forever, or could not end soon enough, but they are now over. No matter how long it may seem, it will be but a moment when you look back. Time is not a victim of length, only perception, and even then, who is really the victim?
that's deep.
DOT DOT DOT
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Happy birthday, here's a falcon.
Natsuru Springfield
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Happy one year closer to death day
Happy Birthday Douglas.
Captain Douglas J Falcon
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HolyCrapItsBob wrote:
Happy Birthday Douglas.
Nice.
Cale wrote:
Remember each day that you felt would last forever, or could not end soon enough, but they are now over. No matter how long it may seem, it will be but a moment when you look back. Time is not a victim of length, only perception, and even then, who is really the victim?
Adam Sandler.
Happy Birthday!
Here's your present:
Armlet of Mordiggian
Effect: When activated, gives +31 damage, +10 attack speed, and +25 strength while active, but drains 37 HP per second. You cannot die from the health loss when the bonus strength is gone, or the health drain per second.
So what, did you expect a fucking medal or something?!
There you go, use them wisely.
Mexx Android
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This is all you get from me
Happy birthday. In lieu of cake, I've brought some alcohol, because that's the only thing people fucking care about at parties anyway.
Relevant.
It seems this thread has taken a depressing turn.
Dude it my birthday too! Isn't that awesome!?
Sparty the Spaceship
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Happy birthday, Falcon!
Here's your present!