Forums / Fun! / Just For Fun

"The administrator is very concerned that we get a
conclusive analysis of today's sample. I gather they went to some
length to get it."
~Half Life

"I came when I heard you won!"
- Prof Oak. Pokemon

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle.

I am Error.

"HEY! LISTEN!"
- Navi, Legend of Zelda

I've taken my shirt many times off infront of Mister lololol
-some flash game.

"I used to be an adventurer like you but then PLEASE DON'T DOWNVOTE ME :'(

GET A LOAD OF THIS!

I've taken my shirt many times off for Mister
~

"War. War never changes."
-Fallout

Best video game quote of all time. 'Nuff said.

"It doesn't matter how far apart we are, the bonds we made will remain strong, everyones heart is connected to the people they know and trust, it is those bonds that let us all show for the purpose in life, as long as it is a purpose you believe in, there will always be someone who can help you fulfill it, you, me, and everyone else, there are no barriers, our hearts are one…"
-Teddie, Persona 4

Edit: I just realized Phoenix Wright isn't really an NPC, but it's still funny.

Technically the character I quoted IS playable – but not in the specific game.

Ah well… might as well continue.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, THE MORE THE MERRIER!

TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE!

"War has changed."
-Metal Gear Solid 4

I guess Snake isn't an NPC, but I find it kind of funny how that worked out.

I saw some mudcrabs

By the water recently.

I steered clear of them.

-Haiku from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat"

Phoenix: He named his parrot after his late fiancée.
Manfred: My Granddaughter named her dog Phoenix, does that make you her Fiancée?
Phoenix:She's only 7….

INB4 arrow in the knee quote

Kim Jong beat you to it Ann….

"Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman…."
G-Man

This grass feels funny…
It feels like…
Pants.

There are many guards in the castle!

"…"
-Every NPC in an RPG

"WOULD YOU LIKE IT SUPER-SIZED!?" – Guard, The Da Vinci Code.

(Joshua summarizes most of the team fortress 2 users in a nutshell)
(This is a hack of fire emblem 8 and there are some modifications but this is just hilarious)

"Yeah, everything is…KABOOOOM! Uh, I'vegotsomeproblemsheregottago, bye!"
-Apple Kid from Earthbound

"I COULD OUTRUN A CENTAUR!"

-Every fucking human in Guild Wars 2

Do you know who ate all the donuts?
-Half Life 1 scientists

"Welcome to Die!" – Magneto

"Wow! You're not dead?"-- Claptrap

I'm actually amazed it took someone so long to post this one.

Misquote. Red actually said that.

Does a member of the player character's unit, where the PC is the unit commander, still count as an NPC? If so, this quote counts:

"I vowed to myself that I would never lose another flight lead. So please, Blaze, let me fly with you just for a little longer."
- Kei Nagase, Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

Wait, why did I post that? That specific quote?

Is my obsession becoming a bit too obvious?

This watch was invented at Mann Co., specifically to kill you twice!
-Saxton

"Want some rye? Course ya do!"
-Boos Miller from Return to Zork

Smell you later!
- Blue Pokemon Red/Blue

"You spoony bard!"
-Tellah, Final Fantasy IV

"Sorry about the mess. Everything Jack kills, he dumps here -- bandits, Vault Hunters, Claptrap units… If I sound pleased about this. it's only because my programmers made this my default tone of voice! I'm actually quite depressed!"
-Claptrap, Borderlands 2

"All your base are belong to us"
~CATS

Does "Dear Pesky Plumbers…" count?

Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!
Hey!
Hey Listen!

You must DIE! – Ganon

"Its not safe to go alone! Take this."
-Old man, The Legend of Zelda

MMMPH MMMPH! HUDDAAAAH!
~Le Pyro

If there is evil in this world, it lurks in the hearts of men.
- Edward Morrison, Tales of Phantasia

"Get off my bus."
-Marcus, Borderlands

*Puf puf puf puf*
"Massage girl" Dragon Quest games.