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Treasure Game

Last posted Oct 22, 2013 at 07:12AM EDT. Added Sep 30, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT
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This is a game when you try to hold onto the treasure. If you do not have it, you post a way to get it. The treasure is sealed in a vault. Ready? Go.

Sep 30, 2013 at 09:54PM EDT

Blow up the fucking vault.
I wear bulletproof, blastproof, airtight, fireproof, acidproof armor, and carry the treasure on my person.

Sep 30, 2013 at 09:59PM EDT

My person says “THE GAME” to your person. I then swipe the treasure, leaving you dumbfounded.

Sep 30, 2013 at 10:01PM EDT

I punch you in the dick and steal that shit.

Sep 30, 2013 at 10:11PM EDT

I throw grenade at you leaving pin attached you get confused I steal treasure then I pound your face in with said grenade

Sep 30, 2013 at 10:17PM EDT

I punch Sanic in the kidneys, and when I realize he doesn’t have the treasure, I punch him in the kidneys again for not knowing roleplay in character/metagame etiquette.

Sep 30, 2013 at 11:19PM EDT

I hire a thug to do a drive by with blank rounds and sneak up behind you cowards and take it

Oct 01, 2013 at 12:28PM EDT

But the treasure chest turns out to be a spy.

See you in Switzerland!

Oct 01, 2013 at 02:32PM EDT

The treasure was really CURSED AZTEC GOLD!
Now y’all motherfuckers gotta undo the curse, or you’ll all turn into SKELLYMENS

Oct 01, 2013 at 02:44PM EDT

I got this.

Returns gold to chest and spills ProjectENDO’s blood over it.
Curse is broken, carry on.

Oh wait, we need a treasure.

Throws a gold bar onto the floor

Oct 01, 2013 at 02:59PM EDT

I take the gold bar, add it into another treasure chest, put on a jet pack and blast outta here while holding a middle finger as high as I can.

Oct 01, 2013 at 03:03PM EDT

Jumper Stumper
Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Close enough to jetpacking.

Oct 01, 2013 at 03:05PM EDT

While you shot your missile, I shoot you from behind and take the treasure.

Oct 01, 2013 at 03:48PM EDT

So much for teleportation technology.

Burns spy, then Chaos Controls away



Oct 01, 2013 at 04:01PM EDT

By powers beyond your comprehension (aka internet) you uncontrollably start singing and dancing like He-man.

While you are stuck in this horribly fabulous dance, I snatch the treasure from under your nose and ride off into the sunset.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:03PM EDT

You later find out that treasure is a decoy, and the real one is located in Hollywood. I then eat Sir Crona’s kidneys.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:03PM EDT

First of all I fire the BFG-9000 at John Mirra because NO ONE TRIES THAT ON ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT.

Then I go find the real treasure, and just get off the goddamn planet with it.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:04PM EDT

“No, tahrdan, you are the demons!”

Your brittle zombie arms fall off, allowing me to run away with the treasure back to earth.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:10PM EDT

shoots rocket with missile and catches falling gold bar amongst debris

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:14PM EDT

I then jail Ricky for using bad fucking language. Kids live here, you prick.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:16PM EDT

I assassinate you with a sniper and steal the gold bar. I then go to the Rangers Ballpark In Arlington and bury my treasure.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:26PM EDT

I then finger your butt, leaving you disturbed. I take the treasure, while “they” put you in a mental institution.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:30PM EDT

While you walk away with the treasure, you accidentally smell the finger you just used to enter Chowz with, fainting by the smell. This gives me the chance to take the treasure, and flee with it.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:33PM EDT

When you think I’m unconscious, I grab you by the balls and pull you down to Internet hell.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:47PM EDT

The Robot Devil comes out with a huge dildo-with-nails-in-it and beats you unconcious with it because Robot Hell is now Internet Hell.

I then steal the treasure, and run away to the Tomb of Giants to blend in with other bones.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:51PM EDT

My soul eats your bonies. I then possess Gaston.

Oct 01, 2013 at 04:53PM EDT

Once I get the treasure, I use it for sex things.

Oct 01, 2013 at 06:53PM EDT

“Hey, vats happening in this place?”

Sees the gold



Oct 01, 2013 at 07:12PM EDT

The quoted post has been deleted.

Pfff… Who are you? My boss? STFU man, I post and write whatever I want. You don’t want to be desactivated again, right?

Last edited Oct 01, 2013 at 07:36PM EDT
Oct 01, 2013 at 07:35PM EDT

Here is treasure. Not THE treasure, but treasure.

Oct 01, 2013 at 07:53PM EDT

awoken, buys duct tape, use duct tape on senate building sonic entered use remaining duct tape, sonic escapes but gets shot, then steal gold bar

Oct 01, 2013 at 10:05PM EDT

And while you’re down, I take the gold and sail off to waters unknown.

Oct 02, 2013 at 02:29AM EDT

look at your gold, now back to me, now back to your gold, now back to me
sadly your gold isn’t me. Look up your in a cage, look down i have the gold
everything is possible when you are danish

Oct 02, 2013 at 04:46AM EDT

>Everything is possible when you are Danish

Indeed. This makes you vulnerable to rather awkward situations.
The person you have caged through the Old Spice manoeuvre is in fact a robot decoy, while the gold you’re holding right now is actually Pyrite, aka fool’s gold.

Did I also mention that the ship is sinking?

Oct 02, 2013 at 05:16AM EDT

This post quits getting low krama by 2 morons, and then I go to the real treasure location.

Oct 02, 2013 at 07:30AM EDT

I grab the treasure with my gravity gun and use the portal gun to portal away. Close portals. Profit!

Oct 02, 2013 at 08:43AM EDT

By the Order of Grammar, I claim this treasure as your punishment for your grotesque violation of the Sacred Grammar.

Oct 02, 2013 at 09:00AM EDT

sorry john but the treasure is in the hands of another user

Oct 02, 2013 at 01:00PM EDT

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