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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

With Jammin

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Le original joke donut steel

If you're wondering if there's still slavery in the world, apparently there is one country that does still have slaves: Saudi Arabia. Apparently, they have a special name for these slaves. That name, is women.

Why did the chi-? Wait, crap, that's been done to death… Uhhh… Knock Kn-? Dammit!

Make original jokes

So, a horse walked into a Starbucks, and then the barista said, "Why the long face?"

[goes to a website that steals jokes from around the web]
[expects originality]

???

Come on Blubber, the least you could do was make a Brone Mods joke. #arest-thou-even-trying

you all are great people and your comments make me laugh constantly. for hours on end.

I already did. 11 months ago.

RM posting an image as a joke. Who'd have thunk it.

So a Nazi walks into a BAR.

Blood was everywhere.

What is Hawaii's greatest hotspot of internet activity?
…
Wikiki

Hey, you just asked for them to be original, not any good.

The official 9/11 story.

What has 4 wheels and flys?
Your mom!

(Note: I received a detention for this joke in high school)

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot glass. When the Bartender gets out the shot glass, the Man said, "I bet you $200 that I can stand back from over here and piss into this shot glass and not a drop will miss." The Bartender takes the bet and the man stands back, unzips his bridges, and starts pissing. Not a drop lands in the shot glass; goes all over the bar and bar floor. The Bartender laughs and demands his money; the Man asks him to wait for a moment as he goes outside. The Man then stops and talks with an elderly man outside the bar. Once he goes back into the bar to pay his lost bet, the Bartender asks what that was about out there. The Man replies, " I bet that Old Man $500 that I could piss all over your bar and you would laugh."

One day i went on holiday to saudi arabia. It was so good i experienced DEHYDRATION.

Your mother is so stupid, she would be able to count her IQ points on her fingers…
If she were not so stupid.

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who do not.

Have you ever peed so hard you cut the toilet in half?

Hahaha wtf man

A family of four walks into a hotel and the front desk has a sign that says "Internet available". The father walks up to the concierge and says "I hope the porn is disabled on the Internet!"

The concierge says "Excuse me, but we only have regular porn, you sick bastard!"

A sexy woman walks into a bar
A patron says "damn girl! back that as up!"
She backs out of the bar.

Dude walks into a bar. He falls down and yells, MY LEG!

Your mom walks into a bar.
She asks for a drink.
Bartender comes back with drink.
"Here is your drink sir."