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Last posted Aug 04, 2014 at 09:56PM EDT. Added Aug 03, 2014 at 05:52PM EDT
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How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

With Jammin

Last edited Aug 03, 2014 at 06:03PM EDT
Aug 03, 2014 at 06:01PM EDT
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If you’re wondering if there’s still slavery in the world, apparently there is one country that does still have slaves: Saudi Arabia. Apparently, they have a special name for these slaves. That name, is women.

Aug 03, 2014 at 06:19PM EDT
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Why did the chi-? Wait, crap, that’s been done to death… Uhhh… Knock Kn-? Dammit!

Aug 03, 2014 at 06:21PM EDT
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So, a horse walked into a Starbucks, and then the barista said, “Why the long face?”

Aug 03, 2014 at 06:37PM EDT
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[goes to a website that steals jokes from around the web]
[expects originality]

???

Aug 03, 2014 at 06:39PM EDT
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Captain Blubber wrote:

[goes to a website that steals jokes from around the web]
[expects originality]

???

Come on Blubber, the least you could do was make a Brone Mods joke. #arest-thou-even-trying

Aug 03, 2014 at 06:44PM EDT
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you all are great people and your comments make me laugh constantly. for hours on end.

Aug 03, 2014 at 07:16PM EDT
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I already did. 11 months ago.

Aug 03, 2014 at 07:36PM EDT

So a Nazi walks into a BAR.

Blood was everywhere.

Aug 03, 2014 at 08:36PM EDT

What is Hawaii’s greatest hotspot of internet activity?

Wikiki

Hey, you just asked for them to be original, not any good.

Aug 03, 2014 at 08:48PM EDT
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What has 4 wheels and flys?
Your mom!

(Note: I received a detention for this joke in high school)

Aug 03, 2014 at 10:47PM EDT
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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot glass. When the Bartender gets out the shot glass, the Man said, “I bet you $200 that I can stand back from over here and piss into this shot glass and not a drop will miss.” The Bartender takes the bet and the man stands back, unzips his bridges, and starts pissing. Not a drop lands in the shot glass; goes all over the bar and bar floor. The Bartender laughs and demands his money; the Man asks him to wait for a moment as he goes outside. The Man then stops and talks with an elderly man outside the bar. Once he goes back into the bar to pay his lost bet, the Bartender asks what that was about out there. The Man replies, " I bet that Old Man $500 that I could piss all over your bar and you would laugh."

Aug 04, 2014 at 01:04AM EDT
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Your mother is so stupid, she would be able to count her IQ points on her fingers…
If she were not so stupid.

Aug 04, 2014 at 06:16AM EDT
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There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who do not.

Aug 04, 2014 at 11:05AM EDT
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i anger mods by doing nothing wrong wrote:

Have you ever peed so hard you cut the toilet in half?

Hahaha wtf man

Aug 04, 2014 at 06:02PM EDT
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A family of four walks into a hotel and the front desk has a sign that says “Internet available”. The father walks up to the concierge and says “I hope the porn is disabled on the Internet!”

The concierge says “Excuse me, but we only have regular porn, you sick bastard!”

Aug 04, 2014 at 06:43PM EDT
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A sexy woman walks into a bar
A patron says “damn girl! back that as up!”
She backs out of the bar.

Aug 04, 2014 at 07:19PM EDT
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Why do cats and dogs hate vaccum cleaners?

Because they suck and blow.

Aug 04, 2014 at 07:26PM EDT
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Your mom walks into a bar.
She asks for a drink.
Bartender comes back with drink.
“Here is your drink sir.”

Aug 04, 2014 at 09:56PM EDT
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