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'Half The Sky' Scene From 'Frieren' Was Tailor Made For A Fan Art Meme
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Always Right wrote:
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don't make me dox you
Post ur hax:
Last edited Oct 13, 2014 at 11:31PM EDT
I just haxed icloud and got moar noodz
Your Girlfriend
Last edited Oct 14, 2014 at 01:28AM EDT
I hacked into the cyberpolice database and backtraced all the people who goofed. I assure you that after i'm done with them… well, let's just say the consequences will never be the same.
>be me
>world's greatest hacker
- on FBI's most wanted list
>but they can't track me down because i always delete my browser history
>just got done hacking entire internet
>now every user in the world gets redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>epic lulz
>one of my hackerbros messages me on AIM
>tells me that 420_1337_h4x0r_420, my #1 hackerbro, has been arrested
>they were able to backtrace his IP because he forgot to browse on incognito mode
>word on the street is he's already ratted me out
>look out window
>FBI helicopters circling overhead
>hah! those bastards don't know who they're dealing with
>open up internet explorer
>get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com
>oh yeah, forgot about that
>run disableblackpeoplemeet.exe
>now it's time for some world class hacking
>go to fbi.gov/hack
>fuck, there's a password
>something appears on the bottom right corner of my screen
>it's that goddamn talking paperclip
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you like help?"
>fuck off clippy, i'm trying to work here
>"it looks like you're trying to hack the FBI. would you-"
>click the little fucker just to make him shut up
>clippy gives me the password
>guess he's not so bad after all
>now that i'm in, i go to fbi.gov/hack/helicopters
>"congratulations, hacker!" you now have full control of the FBI's helicopters! what would you like them to do?"
>"A) turn left B) turn right C) ascend D) descend E) explode"
>go with option E
>BOOM, baby
>flaming helicopters fall from the sky
>mfw
Those darn cops tried to hire an internet ninja to get me, but it turns out I was the internet ninja they were talking to. I then proceeded to delete their system32.
Best h4ck3r
