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Moments that make you want to facepalm so hard

Last posted May 31, 2011 at 06:47PM EDT. Added May 27, 2011 at 03:07AM EDT
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When you’re in the supermarket and a 12 year old mentions /b/, then when you ask him about memes, he looks at you funny.
Basically, it’s about those moments that you are the unfortunate witness to a myriad of poor, uneducated, or otherwise retarded moments, both IRL and on the interweb, that make you want to take the nearest sharp object and gouge whatever sensory organ you used to witness said act. Oh, and facepalm.
I am expecting facepalm ASCII threadjacking.

May 27, 2011 at 03:07AM EDT
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Did that really happen? Some random preteen kid talking about 4chan’s /b/ in the store? imo 12 is a tad young for 4chan..but meh whatever…i remember when myspace was all the rage for 12 yr olds now its 4chan O.o

May 27, 2011 at 03:23AM EDT
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Whenever these guys appear on the forums:
Earl Grey
Troll_Hater(s)
h6oib
SuperSecretPerson
MrHcFortan
This is my reaction:

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May 27, 2011 at 03:27AM EDT
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Ashley Rodriguez wrote:

Did that really happen? Some random preteen kid talking about 4chan’s /b/ in the store? imo 12 is a tad young for 4chan..but meh whatever…i remember when myspace was all the rage for 12 yr olds now its 4chan O.o

He was pretending to know about 4chan and /b/ in general, as he apparently has no idea what a meme is.

May 27, 2011 at 04:34AM EDT
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I’d have to facepalm myself if I even mention the word meme out loud.

May 27, 2011 at 06:55AM EDT
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I Facepalmed out of sadness once-

May 27, 2011 at 09:11AM EDT

Hercules the Son of Zeus wrote:

Whenever these guys appear on the forums:
Earl Grey
Troll_Hater(s)
h6oib
SuperSecretPerson
MrHcFortan
This is my reaction:

Pretty sure you forgot someone there! :D

May 27, 2011 at 09:12AM EDT
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I’m my history class, we were learning about WW1 and were discussing the Allies and Central Powers early in the war. Then some girl (known for stupid comments) blurts out in the middle of a discussion, “Wait! Are the Brittish French?” I facepalmed so hard I had a hand print on my face for the rest of class.

May 27, 2011 at 10:44AM EDT
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I have heard people who think we have polar bears wandering in the streets here in Norway, which I find pretty facepalm worthy. I will come back if I stumble over some more examples.

May 27, 2011 at 11:35AM EDT
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My teacher asked someone in our history class what “imperialism” is, and she said “the belief that you are imperior to other people.”

Is imperior even a word?!

May 27, 2011 at 01:47PM EDT
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Piano wrote:

When I look at my threads.

When we all look at your threads
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May 27, 2011 at 02:33PM EDT
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Hercules the Son of Zeus wrote:

Who else?

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May 27, 2011 at 02:59PM EDT
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Whenever I see a debate between Pony lovers/haters. Honestly, it’s just a cartoon.

May 27, 2011 at 03:50PM EDT
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When the rapture dude moved the date up to October 21 all bc May 21 “Failed” and he is silly as well as others…enough to believe that it will happen.

May 27, 2011 at 03:51PM EDT
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When I have health with my creepy old teacher, and he has no idea what he’s saying.

May 27, 2011 at 05:35PM EDT
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Whenever a Brand New Newfag appears without a proper introduction. :\

Also, when I see a really fat person take up 2-3 seats on the bus or train.

May 27, 2011 at 05:45PM EDT
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Discord, Bringer of Chaos wrote:

My teacher asked someone in our history class what “imperialism” is, and she said “the belief that you are imperior to other people.”

Is imperior even a word?!

tried to find it. imperior is not a word.

@thread
In my English 3 class this one chick refuses to believe that Benjamin Franklin was not a president.

In my brother’s art class one time, some dumb girl literally asked, “What does realistic mean?” right after she told someone else they had to draw something realistic.

When Earl Grey, Troll_Hater 3.0, etc. get online.

May 27, 2011 at 05:47PM EDT
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On the topic of R-Black….

Justin Bieber.

May 27, 2011 at 07:42PM EDT
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My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her “Justin bieber.” and I told her “FUCK NO.”. Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me “Don’t you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?” and I asked him “Are you gay?”.

May 27, 2011 at 08:45PM EDT
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Ashbot wrote:

My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her “Justin bieber.” and I told her “FUCK NO.”. Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me “Don’t you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?” and I asked him “Are you gay?”.

I face palmed just from reading that. In fact, I double face palmed. Twice. QUAD!

May 27, 2011 at 09:36PM EDT

Ashbot wrote:

My sister was playing music and asked my niece what she wanted to listen to. My niece told her “Justin bieber.” and I told her “FUCK NO.”. Also this morning, my male younger cousin asked me “Don’t you wish all singers were as good of a singer as justin bieber?” and I asked him “Are you gay?”.

By younger cousin, do you mean way younger, like 12 and below? If not then wow, that’s sad.

May 27, 2011 at 11:34PM EDT
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IRL fags who deserve facepalms:

1. Creationists



2. Bible doomsday sayers

3. Ken Ham and his theme park.
http://youtu.be/8gVjeVtCotM
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They deserve this

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May 28, 2011 at 03:37AM EDT
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When people post an ’’OC’’ from a mainstream show/game (Sonic OC’s for instance.) when they aren’t original at all.

May 28, 2011 at 03:59AM EDT
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detectiveStalemate wrote:

By younger cousin, do you mean way younger, like 12 and below? If not then wow, that’s sad.

12.

May 28, 2011 at 03:13PM EDT
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when I come around and say something theres atlest one person facepalming my spelling errors and just me in gereral

May 28, 2011 at 03:30PM EDT
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When my Sister walked into a DIRTY sliding glass door.

May 28, 2011 at 03:44PM EDT

When people have Flame Wars about anything; especially religion, when we will find out when we die. Yet they don’t realize this, scream “NO I’M FUCKING RIGHT YOU ASSHOLE!” And then they hate each other over their beliefs and not who they are.

May 28, 2011 at 04:33PM EDT
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When I see 30-year-old men who watch pink and purple sparkly ponies talk about friendship and love… Oh crap, they’re listening…

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May 28, 2011 at 06:26PM EDT
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People who come onto websites populated by large numbers of fans for certain shows, who then proceed to complain about said show despite the fact that there are a large number of places on the internet where you could go to complain which fans of said show do not visit frequently.

Not that I’m referring to anyone specifically or anything. No sir.

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May 28, 2011 at 06:29PM EDT
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Hiroman wrote:

Creationists

Dane wrote:

When people believe in evolution.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

(BTW, I’m a creationist who believes in evolution, so go figure that one out…)

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May 28, 2011 at 09:49PM EDT
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Brucker wrote:

Hiroman wrote:

Creationists

Dane wrote:

When people believe in evolution.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

(BTW, I’m a creationist who believes in evolution, so go figure that one out…)

So you believe that God made all the animals that evolved into other ones?

May 28, 2011 at 10:43PM EDT
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People who don’t believe in Global Warming.
People that are pro-life.

May 28, 2011 at 10:46PM EDT
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