Chris-Chan/CWC/Christian Weston Chandler

(Massive Revamp in progress)

About

*Christian Weston Chandler" is a YouTube vlogger and creator of the comic character Sonichu , who starting in late 2007 became one of the most prominent subjects of trolling by the website Encyclopedia Dramatica , due to the low quality of his artwork and writing, his unusual behaviour and opinions and his hostile reactions towards the trolls.

Origin

The early days
At first, Chris used to be rather typical case of autistic child. Partially disjointed from reality, living in the world of imagination, having problems with social communication, childish – nothing really unusual. The REAL problems started in high school and college, when Christ created the infamous Sonichu and developed the concept of ‘Love Quest’. His lack of success in any kind of closer relationship (partially because of his extremely high standards about women, especially for somene who does absolutelly nothing; he described a girl he was searching for as: ‘18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004). Does not already have a boyfriend. Single. Blonde or Brunette Average or Slender body type. Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol. 5’ or taller. Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area. White. Average to High income. Drives a vehicle. Happy, Positive Personality. A Caring girl.’) led him to extreme insecurity, universal hatred for all the men (he thought of them as rivals) and creation of many weird ways of finding a ‘sweetheart’.

The enemies
In 2003, Chris was expelled from college for hanging attraction sign on the wall. Mary Lee Walsh, Dean of Student Affairs thought of it as a form of loitering and threw him out of the school after he refused to take it down. This event made CWC hate Mary and think of her as the only reason he couldn’t find a girlfriend. In Sonichu comics he portrayed her as evil, perverted witch. The other enemies that appeared in the comics were ‘jerkops’ (cops – jerks) and ‘manajerks’ (managers – jerks) who threw him out of the shopping mall after his awkward behaviour (in comics, they were portrayed as Mary’ servants and sex slaves). The first official Sonichu issue, Sonichu 0 was released in 2004.

Megan
In 2005, Chris met Megan – the girl who could have been his friend or even girlfriend. The girl was a bit nerdy and very patient, which means that she was a perfect friend or love interest for someone nerdy and autistic. Unfortunatelly for Chris, he ruined it by making constant, awkward advances towards her. The relationship ended when Megan found out that Chris has drawn a porn picture of them and uploaded it to the internet.

The early sagas
In 2007, Chris gained popularity (or rather infamy) after posting picture of Sonichu on 4chan. This marked the beginning of what is now known as sagas – certain periods in Chris’ Love Quest and war against trolls. The /b/tards and EDiots found CWC’s website and webcomics and in October 2007 the first Encyclopedia Dramatica article was created. Chris vandalized the article in numerous ways (including uploading of Rule 34 on himself, Megan, Sonichu, Mary Lee Walsh and others, fictional or real characters related to him and his comics), which of course brought more trolls to him. Chris’ website, webcomic, YouTube channel and ‘leaked’ e-mail revealed many disturbing facts about him. People got to know that he wears Sonichu medalion in public, stalks girls, drinks his own sperm (because of his preformationist views), lives for welfare money, supports prohibition of alcohol and tobacco (as well as goverment control on everything) and is generally racist, sexist and homophobic (he stated that homosexual men should be put in special prisons where they would be forced to have sex with women; he also thinks that the goverment should punish people who use the word ‘gay’ to describe homosexual men instead of using its primary meaning).

Later sagas
Chris’ tried to fight the trolls, but methods he used have soon become a weapon against him. He sent death threats through Youtube, he drawn porn episodes of his comics as well as the ones showing his characters violently murdering the trolls. The trolls responded by creating fake girlfriends to get videos of Chris masturbating and having sex with blow up doll as well as to obtain and destroy Sonichu medalion. The anti-CWC group called The Miscreants (parody of The Patriots from Metal Gear Solid games) was formed by one of the most dedicated trolls, Clyde Cash (whose fake backstory revolved around his brother commiting suicide after Chris threatened to stop releasing Sonichu comics). More embarassing facts about CWC were disclosed, though many of them were realesed by Chris himself (e.g. infamous ‘Twin Falling Towers’ videos).

CWC-isms
Chris’ strange vocabulary and weird euphemisms drawn attention of trolls. Commonly parodied elements of CWC’s style – the unusual words he uses are reffered to as ‘CWC-ism’ (most of them are related to sex). Here is a table describing a few common CWC-isms.
|. CWC-ism |_. Meaning |. Origin |
| Duck | Chris’ own penis | Corruption of ‘dick’ |
| Pickle | Someone else’s penis | Probably a phallic shape of a pickle |
| Hanky-panky | Sex | Unknown |
| Navy | Semen | Semen is pronounced like ‘sea men’ |
| Comeuppance | Semen | ‘Come’ as a synonym of ‘cum’ – to ejaculate, to have orgasm; ‘cum’ as a noun means ‘semen’ |
| Mass debating| Masturbating | Rhyme |
| Tobacky | Tobacco | Similar sound |
| Monthly tugboat | Welfare money | Unknown |
| Noviophobia | Fear and hatred towards boyfriends | ‘Novio’ means ‘boyfriend’ in Spanish |

White knights
When trolling became increasingly intense, white knights appeared. Some of them were former trolls who knew that they have gone too far; some of them were people who just like Chris had problems with their lives, but unlike him managed to overcome them; some were unrelated people who wanted to help this unsuccesful man. However, unlike the other victims of trolling, CWC rejected help. He didn’t trust the white knights, he did not want to talk to men (because he feared accusations of being gay), he didn’t listen to any advice. Vivian Gee, one of the most dedicated (former) white knights wrote a book ‘The girl who brought down the world’ which was supposed to show mistakes made by Chris and what they might lead to in over-the-top, post-apocalyptic, dystopian way (Chris probably didn’t read it anyway), had several-hours long conversations with him and sent him unbelievable amounts of e-mails. Nothing helped. After he sent her death threats, she became leader of The Miscreants, obsessively trolling Chris (it’s nearly impossible to find anything she made from there on that was unrelated to CWC).

Present
After trolls, white knights, comic parodies (Asperchu, Simonchu), Liquid Chris saga (which ended up in a phone talk between CWC and father of Kacey, girlfriend of impostor known as Liquid Chris, which pointed out all CWC’s mistakes), everyone knew that Chris is not going to change. Unfortunatelly, trolls reached the new low by obsessively tracking every step he took. All that led to CWC becoming even more unpredictable, turning CWC-related community into a fight none of the sides deserves to win. Small group of trolls begun stalking Chris just like he was stalking the girls. The situation is probably not going to change soon and most of the internet culture will forget about Chris while the trolls will still try to ruin those parts of his life CWC couldn’t ruin himself.