16 Poetic Comments That Came Out Of Nowhere

While we may have lost Shakespeare many years ago, at least we have many people following in his footsteps by stringing together words that have never been combined with each other before in a sentence. I mean, it's not like we've tracked everything everyone has ever said, but based on the complete weirdness of these statements, there's just no possible way someone's said this before, and we're pretty sure nobody is ever going to say them again. These are truly historic moments in the history of the English language. And yes, they're as weird as they sound.

One can find these poets all over the place, whether they're writing newspaper headlines or eloquent social media posts, but very few of them are so memorable and specific enough to be immortalized forever as a true "brand new sentence." Here are 15 of our favorites collected from the subreddit /r/BrandNewSentence, proving there's always a new idea out there somewhere.