What you are about to see here may surprise you. The content that follows is all absolute units, from Reddit's /r/absoluteunits. Another word for that is chonks or "chonkers." Some are pets, some are gigantic cloves of garlic, but all of them are equally impressive and confusing simultaneously.

These absolute units are large and in charge, and sometimes disturbingly huge, enough to make the rest of us feel uncomfortable from looking at them. But at the same time, we're seriously impressed, and that's why you're about to be blessed with some poetry accompanying each of these deities' forms. We must cherish them, and hopefully this article will prove why we're lucky to be living amongst such oversized chaos. So sit back, relax and enjoy these odes to absolute units you'll soon come to know and love.