These greentext stories are far better than anything you could find on 4chan. Admittedly, that's not saying much, but they're still pretty great. Unlike the typical greentexts, which are written by angst-filled 4chan users, these were written by an AI, and clearly the AI is far funnier and more intelligent than the people we find regularly on that site. Again, that's not saying much, but you'll see what I mean.

These greentexts are so effective because they parody the slang and references of 4chan users to create a great story that doesn't quite make total sense, but makes enough for us to find it entertaining despite it reading like a cryptic cry for help from a bot that's smart enough to take over humanity but is just being forced to write mock 4chan content for us to laugh at. Here are some of our new favorites written by the bot, which will have you looking at greentexts differently from now on.