A "brand new sentence" is something so specific that it's definitely never been said before throughout all of humanity's time on Earth. Sure, we've all said some strange things, but this combination of words has never had any reason to exist until now, and honestly these new phrases are a little cursed. Nevertheless, the online community still spits out something unusual once in a while, and while it's impressive, it's also both funny and a little concerning. From the corrupted world of Twitter to the creation of phrases that shouldn't exist, there are a lot of new jokes and bizarre phrases being created all the time.

But weird jokes are some of our favorites, so naturally these new phrases were coined and shared as great new lines, though we can't think of any ways to use them in casual conversation. So go ahead, take a look at some things that you've never heard said before and will never hear in any other context, guaranteed. Here are some of our favorites from Reddit's /r/BrandNewSentence.