Two cringeworthy conversations from Tinder.

16 Cringeworthy Conversations From Dating Apps

Tinder can be a nightmare, but usually the conversations you have with potential partners aren't quite this bad. These matches probably shouldn't meet in real life. From awful pick-up lines to some really insulting exchanges right away, it's pretty obvious why these people haven't met their special someone quite yet.

6'5 or Taller Only

How tall? How bout you guess 6ft? Close So what is it? Lol 6'2 Today 1:01 PM Short Tf? Probably just to me, I like guys 6'5+ Bruh what are you like 5'2 lol 5'1 lol

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I Wonder Why He's Single

18:37 1 ul 4G 4 WhatsApp Tom YOU MATCHED WITH TOM ON 24.09.2021.. So you like reading I see, what's the last book you read and the best book you read? Today 18:35 Ok off What, why? We have reading as common interest I just wanted to start a cono.. Sent Ciao Thanks for your feedback. Type a message .. Send GIF

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Baby Fever

Ah heard of them, they sound cool, their that korean band yeah? Yeah! That's one of the reasons why I matched with u Looking for a Asian guy because I want wasian babies! Woah haha Bit early to talk about babies Read 5:39 AM No not really Im young but I def see myself being a stay at home mom And I love babies! Their gonna be on my mind and I'm always going to be planning to have one :) Or 4 Maybe 5!

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Deal Breaker

22:06 O 4GE 48% Today 21:45 Oof liked you but then just realized you have been listening to the red hot chili peppers Haha wow never heard that level of hate for the peppers. Is there a story there? W Sent Not an interesting one. Just grew up with better taste in music. GIF Type a message... SEND

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Nice Try

YOU MATCHED WITH ON 10/31/20 Hey so l'm actually from the future and we've been married for 15 years. I'm just trying to resolve an argument we're having... where and when was our first date? Today 5:17 PM You got the wrong future oof Honesty that's funny but you still don't have a shot Any constructive criticism? Sent Be better looking

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Okay Then

Today So when are we getting together? O Are you uncircumcised I am circumcised Bummer. Have a good afternoon You too Delivered

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This Person Showed Up at Their New Tinder Match's Store To Find Them

Yessir Do u know what I came to your store today But as I saw uI didn't know what to do so I just left I was super shy Imao I saw haha

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When Not Drinking Is a Problem

So l'd be down for going there! I'd like to. ButI want to be honest, I'm really uneasy dating someone who doesn't drink. I understand that can sound a little wild but it's always been a part of my social culture and (up until recently) my career. I've tried it before and it's always been really uncomfortable for me. I really wish that weren't How do you feel about the case it? Doesn't bother me if you drink. I'm not a recovering alcoholic, I just don't like it. I get that. But I'm afraid it bothers me to be out with people who don't. Truth be told, I don't really have any friends who don't drink

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You Couldn't Live With Your Own Failure, and Where Did That Bring You?

17:32 ll 10% Id I Ve iTedra oI nat. It S d pit different I think. A few on the team play shinty too x Aw fair I don't rly know the rules of either ahahaha Sat, 11 Sep, 18:52 We still down for tmo? X Sun, 12 Sep, 13:19 Hey chickened out. You seem sorry I have lovely. Hope you find someone Soon x Sun, 12 Sep, 14:16 Well that's rly dissapointing but thanks for messaging me n not ghosting Stay updated. Get Read Receipts. Sent Today 14:37 Is it too late to come crawling back... Type a message ... SEND GIF

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He Did Not Think This Pickup Line Through

5:36 1 YOU MATCHED WITH LON 9/29/21 Liz, respectfully, how much do you weigh? I need to know how much weight to put on the hip thrust machine at the gym later today. Sent Today 5:36 PM What?! I don't know how you can even ask that respectfully Type a message Send GIF

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A Good Conversationalist

What do you do for fun? I dont know Welp Do you watch movies? Ya why Idk I want to get to know you better oh What is your favorite movie? i dont know

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I Don't Think This Joke Worked

YOU MATCHED WITH DARREN ON 1/29/19 Why did the sperm cross the road? Ok I'm intrigued Why Sent Because I put the wrong socks on this morning

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Constructive Criticism

17:21 1 ull Cameron YOU MATCHED WITH CAMERON ON 2021-08-08 So to be really honest with you.. a lot of guys are going to judge you because you are overweight I want to give you some honest feedback and maybe you can improve yourself to get a better guy for yourself I would recommend working out and losing some weight so you can be more attractive You have a nice face so you could be very pretty But you have to work very hard because your body does not look nice for the guys Just being honest. Hope it helps It all starts with your mindset Type a message Send GIF

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Another One

YOU MATCHED WITH ON 9/17/21 You're really cute, too bad you're so fat Fat Far * I meant far! Type a message Send

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Awkward Alphabet Joke

G Today 9:11 pm Hello T It's nice meeting you here... where're you from and what're you looking for on this app? Today 11:17 pm Hi G Ngl it would be pretty cool to find the other 24 of us I don't understand you Where're you from?

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That Was Fast

Today Нey! Hi! Thought you'd say something more interesting tbh Yikes Aight l'll head off then Вye Maybe send more than one word next time because I was actually keen on getting to know you. I was just saying Hi Imao I was going through your profile And having a look for something to say Girl you crazy How about leave then? l'll never swipe you again that's for sure. I'm not going to message first then ask all the questions to strike a convo. You could've done something even small Hopefully you find someone who you can send one word messages to constantly!!! I honestly hope you find a girl for you, you deserve to be happy x

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