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30 History Memes For A Look Back On The Past

We may feel like we're living in a strange, miserable world right now, but history's always been pretty messed up, and these memes are a great reminder of that. Throughout history, people have been doing dumb things for reasons we can't really explain, and now that they're in the distant past, we can laugh about them without feeling bad. Okay, maybe we do feel a little bad, but we have to put all that unused knowledge from high school history classes to use for something, right? Maybe these memes are the best thing you'll get out of your APUSH course knowledge.

History memes take old scenarios we may or may not be familiar with and create some rather entertaining new jokes from them. Often, they're educational, and in the least painful of ways, since they're also pretty fun. So technically, they're a productive use of your time, and you don't have to feel bad about looking at them instead of doing your work. It's not procrastination if you're hearing about some cool history facts while you scroll on your phone. Here are some of our favorite new examples of memes made from the distant past.

Well That's Unfortunate

Chinese general Pang Juan marching in the dark He lights a torch to read a sign on a tree It says: "Pang Juan dies beneath this tree."

(Source: Reddit)

Nice Try

USSR: Can we join Nato? made with mematic

(Source: Reddit)

They Weren't That Exciting

Warhammers in Warhammers in Fiction: Reality: 2000m

(Source: Reddit)

Impossible

Me trying to make a meme about the Southern States that doesn't involve Slavery or Racism THINKING

(Source: Reddit)

Tumblr Didn't Invent It?

M00O Say something smart, Kowalski. A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THAT THE WORD CANON WAS FIRST USED BY THE CATHOLIC CHURCH TO REFER To THE BOOKS THEY CONSIDERED PART OF THE BIBLE.

(Source: Reddit)

Impressive

when you are trying to impress a girl by naming every Greek/roman God but then some other guy comes around and spits out the name of every Hindu God in alphabetical order DEFEATED MALE LEAVES 4.

(Source: Reddit)

Don't Look It Up

People who don't know how Maui dies in Māori People who do Mythology

(Source: Reddit)

Big Brain Time

Constructing a plan to invade France 9 years in advance 中 Strategically planning an offensive but losing 57,000 men on the first day Equipping soldiers so poorly that their guns don't match their ammunition Marching straight into Serbia's artillery training field

(Source: Reddit)

Bad Choice

President of Brazil João Goulart: rejects helping the US invade Cuba during the Cuban missile crisis. JFK: made with mematic you have chosen... death.

Cavalry Charges Weren't That Great

The enemy lines break and thousands are killed at the cost of few casualties Do The enemy lines hold and the cavalry are slaughtered or routed SYS-KANA Armies relying on Heavy Shock Cavalry

Double Standard

Heydrich Himmler during The Final Solution Heydrich Himmler watching bullfight in Spain ●

They Aren't Getting Away That Easy

No one: The captain of the USS Texas on D-Day: I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.

This Is a Cheetah

Nobody- 18th century taxidermy of exotic animals made by people who only have a vague idea of what the real animal looks like- GA

Didn't Even Try to Hide It

Greeks made with mematic Romans

Dragons

Medieval people I'll put dragons here to indicate danger & unknown lands M₂ X300 pidem THERE WERE DRAGONS BACK THEN Modern people Helheds ceribdir D MM Hapishands caribdir HEGALANDIA torrans 22 HEGALANDIA time noklin 22 enganes Fisse Passa Joce Longunsy H Fisia cer lig

(Source: Reddit)

It's Offensive, Really

me explaining to my little bro that names like 'Xerxes' and 'Achaemenid' are just the Greeks butchering pronunciations of Old Persian:

(Source: Reddit)

Surprisingly, It Did

Portugal in the 90s deciding to decriminalise drug usage in a desperate attempt to reduce cocaine, heroin and HIV crisis Are you sure this will work!? Ha ha, I have no idea!

(Source: Reddit)

Accurate

The American Economy The Allied War Effort

(Source: Reddit)

That Went Bad Fast

hmm.. today i will create the ideal society CAMBODIA Life expectancy (1977) 18.91 years 1977 L CAMBODIA Life expectancy (1970 41.57 years 1970 ctan 18.91 ars

(Source: Reddit)

Forgetting Something?

Yugoslavia Stans: IT Is iMpoSsIBle FOr a coUntRY tO CONtrol a rEgiOn as divErsE aS tHE baLKANS India India

(Source: Reddit)

Sometimes More than One

East Germans who actually did have their own Stasi agent Americans joking about having their own personal FBI agent

(Source: Reddit)

Oops

imgflip.com France dissolving the holy roman empire France coming to the realization they created germany

(Source: Reddit)

Reality Is Often Disappointing

Tutankhamun Tutankhamun in reality: depicted in sculptures: meme by: tritapolli Hu

Just Give Me Time

2024 in 4 months Me still processing the Fall of Constantinople in1453

About the Winter War

When the pile of Snow you tripped Over appolagises In Finnish

So Advanced

COOKING INSTRUCTIONS: Bake 2 Pies in the sun for 90 minutes Uggdo IN THE Ball

Cleopatra and Caesar

Hidden Valley ROBUSTO CREAMY Caesar

Totally Not Making That Up

Royal Interviewer: So, you're telling me that you're the son of the late-King Louis XVI? Just a random french dude u/Khantierpartesar from a countryside: Yes. Yes I am.

"Undiscovered"

The British whenever they find out a new undiscovered island: THIS WILL MAKE 110 米 N A FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION ifunny.co

But I Need More Soap!

When your actions in WWII were so violent that the Germans had to tell you to calm down made with mematic




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