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Celebrate Halloween With Some Of The Internet's Grossest Stories
Every Halloween seems like a good opportunity to trot out some of the creepiest creepypastas the internet has to offer, but oftentimes we forget the other horrifying side of the internet, the side that makes you want to lay in bed and never eat or have sex or leave your house again. This is the side of the internet the subreddit /r/MuseumOfFilth is dedicated. Yes: the internet's grossest stories.
Look, if ye dare, at these depraved tales of filth which obliterate the bounds of propriety. Hear sagas soaked in bodily fluids both sexual and sordid. Read rambling epics that make weak constitutions weep and hardened criminals quake in fear. Here are but a few of the grossest tales the internet has to offer. Happy Halloween!
Reddit's "Broken Arms" Story
Why It's Gross
Incest.
What Is It?
The legendarily tale of a boy who had a sexual relationship with his mother after he lost use of both his arms. In the original 2011 post in /r/IamA, Redditor verifiedson wrote that when he was 14, he was injured and his mother began to give him handjobs, and eventually the two began having sexual intercourse. It became infamous across Reddit and beyond under the name "Broken Arms Story" (though the poster denied his arms were broken).
Is It True?
It was verified in the thread by /r/IamA mod puredemo, and one imagines that must have been just a fascinating conversation.
Jolly Rancher Story
Why It's Gross
Oral sex, Gonorrhea, Candy.
What Is It?
A story in which a man named Steve and his girlfriend Samantha reunite after attending separate colleges. Steve initiates oral sex with her but things don't seem so "fresh" down there, so he pops a Jolly Rancher to make it a more pleasurable experience for him. He then loses the Jolly Rancher inside her and pulls it out with his finger and pops it back into his mouth, only to discover what he pulled out wasn't the Jolly Rancher but "a nodule of gonorrhea." Evidently Samantha had cheated on Steve and contracted an STD.
Is It True?
Likely not. Gross-internet connoisseur Justin Whang noted that details about the story, such as the supposed "nodule gonorrhea" seemed fishy (no pun intended). Also the fact that the story was told in third person cast further doubt on the tale. Commenters have stated they heard similar stories floating around their schools, making it seem like more of an urban legend than a true story.
Cumbox
Why It's Gross
Cum, obviously. Collected in a box.
What Is It?
A Redditor popped up into a thread called "Throwaway time! What's your secret that could literally ruin your life if it came out?" to say that one time he stole some of his dead cousin's possessions as well as his "cumbox." What is a cumbox, you ask? Well, "it's exactly what it sounds like." Redditor Lynfect stated that the cumbox was a shoebox that he would masturbate into for two or three years. It looked and smelled awful. One time he tried to burn it but it was too damp. From all the cum. There are pictures too, which I won't share, but you can click this if you want to know what it looked like.
Is It True?
The pictures sure make it look like it was a real thing, though as we'll soon see, just because something looks like cum and smells like cum does not mean it is cum. Still, no evidence has come out to suggest the Cumbox was faked.
Jizzus Christ
Why It's Gross
Also cum, and also a My Little Pony figurine.
What Is It?
A 4chan user annually posted pictures of all the semen he'd produced that year every December 26th, giving the anonymous user the nickname "Jizzus Christ. This happened for eleven years, and the semen was stored in (former) soda bottles. It also inspired imitators, including an infamous imitator who had a My Little Pony figurine in a bottle hoof-deep in alleged semen, saying it had been boiled in cum
Is It Real?
No! In 2018, Mr. Jizzus came forward and said it was all a hoax, writing "What you have come to see as Jizzus is actually just some guy who brewed Ginger Beer at home and thought it looked like jizz. I figured I'd be obvious with the yeast sediment at the bottom but very few people ever caught on."
Blowfly Girl
Why It's Gross
Maggots, sexual experiences involving maggots, defecation, disease.
What Is It?
For my money, this is the creme de la creme of gross internet stories. This really has it all. "Blowfly Girl" isn't actually the name of the story, but rather a blogger who wrote a post called "My Maggot Story" in the early 2000s. Blowfly Girl evidently found filth extremely erotic. Her post is an agonizingly long tale about a sexual experience she had with maggots. The tl;dr is she went into a dumpster, put some maggots inside her, came a whole bunch, pooped her bed, and went to the hospital. It is a horrifying story told with such excruciating amounts of detail that would make Chuck Palahniuk blush, and full disclosure, I almost passed out reading it. It stinks!
Is It True?
Sure looks like it! Blowfly Girl has a couple other gross stories, but most of her posting since the infamous maggot story is about her life as a woman struggling with mental health, work, and finances. She has said she has received some erotic emails from people who discovered their own preference for sexual filth thanks to her story, but otherwise has hardly kept up posting, making it seem too obtuse for a long con.
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