Twitter Would Like Zuckerberg To Testify About His New Haircut

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had every intention of spending his day answering questions from the House Financial Services Committee, but what he wasn't expecting, was being mocked endlessly online after debuting his new haircut. In a testimony that lasted almost the entire day, Zuckerberg discussed Libra, a cryptocurrency projected being proposed by Facebook, that not only faced scrutiny in Washington D.C. but Twitter as well. Yet, the latter spent most of its time generating memes mocking his hair, instead of debating all of the security concerns the new project might potentially face. Below are some of our favorite tweets.

 
At least his mom loves his hair!

When you let your mom cut your hair and she tells you what a handsome young man you are #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/fsO4QwyRKI

— Kelso (@wiscosrealkelso) October 23, 2019

 
Although this mom did not.

my mom just texted me this good and very important take on the Zuckerberg hearing pic.twitter.com/eOo9QU0kcE

— Nathan Boonard (@nathanTbernard) October 23, 2019

 
AOC needed to adjust her glasses to get a closer look.

You can't tell me this isn't the moment AOC was appraising Zuckerberg's haircut. pic.twitter.com/VuFdA8ZteP

— house of snarks (houseofsnarks) October 23, 2019

 
Some users felt it was a plot for him to continue taking over the world.

Mark Zuckerberg won’t rest until he makes the world worse than his haircut

— Mark Magark (@markedly) October 20, 2019

 
While others thought he might be auditioning for the next Lego movie.

Mark Zuckerberg looks like someone glued Lego hair onto a drawing figurine pic.twitter.com/1iorLSvivK

— Johnny "What If 2019 Lasts Forever?" McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) October 23, 2019

 
He also reminded several of some famous Romans.

Zuckerberg and Caligula (the resemblance is striking) pic.twitter.com/ZsQwpPYhz6

— Stevie Vixx (@vixcontango) October 23, 2019

 

What is going on with Zuck's hair today? Does he know that it didn't end well for Caesar? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/OCjVouUvFx

— Sarah Tarnopolsky 🍕 (@sarahtarno) October 23, 2019

 
Perhaps it is time he spends his money on a hairstylist.

Mark Zuckerberg is proof that when you have all the money and power in the world, nobody will tell you how stupid your haircut looks. pic.twitter.com/o7RqrSIntX

— Chris Burdick (@chrisburdick) October 23, 2019

 
Unless these were the two looks he was going for.

Mark Zuckerberg has 44% of all the money in the world and the same hairstylist as Maury Compson pic.twitter.com/1gEOSBQMEs

— legally may not discuss birds (@AnthraxJones) October 23, 2019

 
Because who isn't a huge Dumb and Dumber fan?

#Zuckerberg that haircut though. pic.twitter.com/JS5aKyHclL

— Marcos Martinez (@MDuran2M) October 23, 2019

 
Just how expensive is the bowl cut haircut?

Worth $70 billion, still rocks a bowl cut #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/GbYSUbus4A

— Zach Dendas (@Zdendas1) October 23, 2019

 
At least he has another congressional hearing to look forward to.

Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg testifies before the Hair Crimes Tribunal. pic.twitter.com/J5CoUclzAf

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 23, 2019

 
To be fair, there was at least one admirer of the Facebook CEO's hair.

I kinda think Zuckerberg's haircut is punk

— Anna Wiener (@annawiener) October 23, 2019

 
However, the jokes went so far that even Rep. Porter (D-CA) referenced them while questioning Zuckerberg herself.

Hoooo boy Rep. Porter (D-CA) lets Zuckerberg know the Internet now mocking his haircut #savage pic.twitter.com/UAnHPfPl7C

— Marcus Gilmer (@marcusgilmer) October 23, 2019

 
Although it's hard to feel bad for him when he's making more than any of us by just blinking on television.

During the course of today's testimony, Mark Zuckerberg made what it takes the median U.S. worker 221 YEARS to earn -- $10.3 million.Yes, you read that correctly.

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) October 23, 2019