You're probably familiar with this memetic expression by now.
It's simple – just post your top cinnamon rolls who are too good for this world! Most of mine are from animus but you can pick from any medium. The only rule is they have to be fictional characters (I will accept wrestlers such as John Cena as fictional). These things get a bit weird if you drag real people into them.
Also explain why you've chosen them. You don't need a huge amount of detail, just something explaining why they're so pure and cute.
So to start with, I present to you my top five cinnamon rolls!
#5: Merrill ( Dragon Age)
Ah, Merrill. The most adorable of all welshy elves. Her cinnamonny goodness primarily stems from her being exceedingly naive about basically everything, except for the arts of horrifying demon summoning and extremely eldritch fucked up blood magic.
#4: Jonathan Joestar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
While it may seem odd that a 6' 5" man is added to this list, and especially a man as manly as Jojo, few can deny his soul is a thing of beauty. Ever the gentleman, always showing compassion even to the vilest of his enemies, Jonathan is an inspiration to us all. While his body is manly, his heart is cute AF. Too good for this world, too pure.
#3: Shiragami Youko (Actually I Am/Jitsu Wa Watashi Wa)
Anyone who's been following my image uploads since I joined may be unsurprised to see Vampire Waifu score so highly on the list. Youko's cinnamon factor shoots through the roof with each passing episode, from her endearing klutziness to her endeavours to emulate her parents' romance.
#2: Alice Cartelet (Kin-iro Mosaic)
She's my avatar, how was she not getting mentioned? Alice is a lovely English lass who goes to study in Japan with her reverse weeaboo friend Shino. The two have an extremely close friendship which will give you the diabeetus, guaranteed. The Cotswolds Cutie is adorbz personified, but more than that, she represents a meeting between Japanophile and Japanese Xenophile. The cross-cultural aspect makes their friendship only more beautiful. Alice is the weeaboo within each and every one of us.
#1: Chaika Gaz (Chaika the Coffin Princess)
"Chaika, number one! Top of list!" Well of course! Here's just a handful of reasons why:
- Cute broken speech increases vulnerability
- Diminuative stature
- Elegant dress sense
- Deceptively strong what with carrying around that coffin intended to house a grown man
- Magic sniper rifle
- Big purple eyes to get lost in
- Just try telling me you don't want to adopt her
So there you have it! Please share your own favourite cinnamon rolls!
