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Can I die in something other than a double suicide thanks
District 10, M

is it a brick joke the Japanese school student died in a tsunami?
District 7, M

I actually wanted to write a narrative based on my "character" from the latest simulation about how he puts himself in a "kill or be killed" mindset, being overcome with guilt over his inability to hold back his intent to kill even towards those that are helping him, questioning his sanity in the process, and accepting his death after being mortally injured by a trap. I even got as far as the middle of it.
Unfortunately I'm lazy and in the middle of midterms.

Anyways, I'm joining again. District 12, M.

First blood, cool. I didn't even get to use my explosive, though. Oh well.
3rd time's the charm, District 2, M.

District 2 (M)

ye same
District 12 M

Are these comments about updating even amusing? 9 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: OPEN
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

District 7 (M)
I had to repost this since he didn't notice my above tsunami joke one
Kinfe you killed a Japanese Student with a Tsunami, stop enforcing reality!

Just fixed that. My apologies for forgetting.

Being the second one to die…that was just embarrassing.

District 5
Male

String of random words with the word "update" placed somewhere in the middle 8 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

District 6 (F this time)

An act of bringing something or someone up to date, or an updated version of something. 7 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

You know you don't have to make an update for every single entry.

District 11
Male

You know you don’t have to make an update for every single entry.

Fair point. Maybe I should kick my OCD to the curb. 6 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

Some interesting joke that will be quoted in the next update

Oh hey I died by Eris
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District 10 (M)
Im staying in District 10 forever

Good run.

You know what, since no one else has shown up lately… 5 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

District 4, male

For a more stable update schedule, I'll update every afternoon. 4 SLOTS REMAIN

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: su?erjum?man (M)
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

District 1,(M)

District 3 (M)

Just 2 more.

What he said. Also update.

District 1: Slot 1: NO! (M); Slot 2: kronic (M)
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: NO! (M)
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: su?erjum?man (M)
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

Wait, we can enter twice in the same round?

(Shit)

NO!, do you want to be in District 1 or 3? I can't exactly have you in both.

Oh sorry, district 3 please.

What NO! is thinking in secret:

Can I get a slot in District 9 (M) please?

It's taken two weeks and we need one more.

uhhhh….Can we just put a copy of Battlefront II in the last spot and get this thing going?

This is gonna take a while. I'm considering putting myself in… (And the copy of Battlefront II) STILL 2 SLOTS REMAIN, COME QUICK OR THEY'LL BE TAKEN

District 1: Slot 1: kronic (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: NO! (M)
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: su?erjum?man (M)
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: Clownfish (M)
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

Why not just have Don?

Because then no one else would have a fighting chance

I'll take the District 1 spot. Male
Btw you can actually share the season you've created using the "save" button on the left hand side of the site; it allows you to let share the link of the season with other people so that they can use the names and pictures you've already loaded on there.

Alright, we've got one last spot. I'm pretty sure most of us are tired of waiting around, so we'll have a vote on who the last tribute should be. Before that, the roster.

District 1: Slot 1: kronic (M); Slot 2: GhettoRobin (M)
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: NO! (M)
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: su?erjum?man (M)
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: OPEN
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: Clownfish (M)
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

Now for the vote. Who should be the last tribute?
A: Copy of Battlefront II
B: Don
C: One of the other mods
D: I'll shamelessly shoehorn myself in
E: Wait another day and see if anyone else volunteers

I vote for Don

I wanna get meme Don

Don please.

A copypasta of Meme Wars: Battledon II.

The Don is brighter before the dark. Vote for Meme Daddy.

Alright, the votes are in and it seems like Don is the most popular choice; he will fill the last spot needed to start Simulation 04. With that being said, after 2-3 weeks, Simulation 04 will begin later on in the evening. In the meantime, the roster:

District 1: Slot 1: kronic (M); Slot 2: GhettoRobin (M)
District 2: Slot 1: endoflulz (M); Slot 2: Freelancer (Was A Male Once) (M)
District 3: Slot 1: chowzburgerz (M); Slot 2: NO! (M)
District 4: Slot 1: Deblod100 (M); Slot 2: su?erjum?man (M)
District 5: Slot 1: MISAKA 10821 (F); Slot 2: DeFACT0 (M)
District 6: Slot 1: The Bitter Brit (M); Slot 2: KnowYourLover (F)
District 7: Slot 1: Homura’s Homutown (F); Slot 2: Kyon the Brigader (M)
District 8: Slot 1: Eris (M); Slot 2: Don (M)
District 9: Slot 1: Chrispy92 (M); Slot 2: Clownfish (M)
District 10: Slot 1: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (M); Slot 2: Sanakan_ht (M)
District 11: Slot 1: A-Train (M); Slot 2: Hannya Man (M)
District 12: Slot 1: Sugary Salt (M); Slot 2: Kebab Removal Unit (M)

As usual, registration for Simulation 05 will begin as soon as Simulation 04 is posted. Not only is it open to newcomers to this thread, but previous tributes will be able to register as well.

Think we'll actually be able to have a fifth one, considering this one took two weeks?

(Bold: Names/Timeframes, Italics and Bold: Deceased)
Link to Simulation
Placeholder Guide: A – Freelancer (Was A Male Once); B – NO!, C – su?erjum?man, D – Knife 2.0 (リラックス), E – Sanakan_ht
Simulation conditions reset complete!
Initiating Simulation 04

endoflulz stays at the cornucopia for resources.
su?erjum?man runs away from the Cornucopia.
Kyon the Brigader runs away from the Cornucopia.
kronic runs away from the Cornucopia.
A-Train snatches a pair of sais.
DeFACT0 runs away from the Cornucopia.
chowzburgerz runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sanakan_ht grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.
Freelancer (Was A Male Once) runs away from the Cornucopia.
Sugary Salt runs away from the Cornucopia.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) and Hannya Man work together to drown Don.
Homura's Homutown runs away from the Cornucopia.
Clownfish runs into the cornucopia and hides.
NO! runs away from the Cornucopia.
Eris throws a knife into Bitter Brit's chest.
Kebab Removal Unit finds KnowYourLover hiding in the cornucopia and kills her.
MISAKA 10821 runs away from the Cornucopia.
Deblod100 runs away with a lighter and some rope.
Chrispy92 strangles GhettoRobin with a rope.

Hannya Man, chowzburgerz, Eris, and su?erjum?man raid Chrispy92's camp while he is hunting.
MISAKA 10821 picks flowers.
NO! travels to higher ground.
Sugary Salt injures himself.
Sanakan_ht fishes.
Deblod100 tries to sleep through the entire day.
Freelancer (Was A Male Once) constructs a shack.
Clownfish defeats kronic in a fight, but spares his life.
Kyon the Brigader camouflages himself in the bushes.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) sprains his ankle while running away from Kebab Removal Unit.
*Homura's Homutown* steals from endoflulz while he isn't looking.
A-Train discovers a cave.
DeFACT0 makes a wooden spear.

Eris attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Sanakan_ht begs for Deblod100 to kill him. He refuses, keeping Sanakan_ht alive.
Kyon the Brigader and chowzburgerz sleep in shifts.
Hannya Man fends Sugary Salt, Knife 2.0 (リラックス), and Homura's Homutown away from his fire.
Clownfish lets endoflulz into his shelter.
A-Train, NO!, su?erjum?man, and Freelancer (Was A Male Once) track down and kill Kebab Removal Unit.
MISAKA 10821 severely injures kronic, but puts him out of his misery.
DeFACT0 receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Chrispy92 passes out from exhaustion.

DeFACT0 fishes.
A-Train explores the arena.
Homura's Homutown hunts for other tributes.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
NO! and Deblod100 hunt for other tributes.
Chrispy92 fishes.
chowzburgerz searches for firewood.
su?erjum?man bashes Placeholder A's head in with a mace.
Kyon the Brigader tends to MISAKA 10821's wounds.
endoflulz and Eris split up to search for resources.
Clownfish begs for Hannya Man to kill him. He refuses, keeping Clownfish alive.
Sanakan_ht discovers a river.
Sugary Salt picks flowers.

endoflulz lets Sanakan_ht into his shelter.
MISAKA 10821 receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.
Deblod100, Clownfish, and Chrispy92 sleep in shifts.
chowzburgerz tries to sing himself to sleep.
NO! thinks about winning.
Sugary Salt, A-Train, Hannya Man, and Knife 2.0 (リラックス) tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Kyon the Brigader cries himself to sleep.
Eris, DeFACT0, and su?erjum?man cheerfully sing songs together.
Homura's Homutown receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Deblod100 camouflages himself in the bushes.
Homura's Homutown tries to sleep through the entire day.
NO! questions his sanity.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) searches for firewood.
Eris, Chrispy92, and su?erjum?man successfully ambush and kill Sugary Salt, A-Train, and DeFACT0.
Kyon the Brigader is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
Sanakan_ht runs away from chowzburgerz.
Hannya Man decapitates endoflulz with a sword.
Clownfish tries to spear fish with a trident.
MISAKA 10821 tries to sleep through the entire day.

Hannya Man attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
NO! and Homura's Homutown sleep in shifts.
Clownfish, Knife 2.0 (リラックス), Eris, and Sanakan_ht sleep in shifts.
chowzburgerz shoots an arrow at su?erjum?man, but misses and kills Kyon the Brigader instead.
Deblod100 loses sight of where he is.
Chrispy92 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
MISAKA 10821 thinks about winning.

Hannya Man, Clownfish, NO!, Deblod100, and Sanakan_ht hunt for other tributes.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) is pricked by thorns while picking berries.
MISAKA 10821 explores the arena.
Chrispy92 scares Eris off.
su?erjum?man overhears chowzburgerz and Homura's Homutown talking in the distance.

Knife 2.0 (リラックス) is awoken by nightmares.
NO! lets Deblod100 into his shelter.
Eris climbs a tree to rest.
Hannya Man falls into a pit and dies.
MISAKA 10821 looks at the night sky.
Clownfish sets up camp for the night.
chowzburgerz thinks about winning.
Homura's Homutown passes out from exhaustion.
Chrispy92 and su?erjum?man sleep in shifts.
Sanakan_ht is awoken by nightmares.

Clownfish, chowzburgerz, and su?erjum?man get into a fight. chowzburgerz triumphantly kills them both.
MISAKA 10821 collects fruit from a tree.
Eris accidentally steps on a landmine.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス), NO!, Homura's Homutown, and Chrispy92 hunt for other tributes.
Sanakan_ht injures himself.
Deblod100 fishes.

Chrispy92 and Knife 2.0 (リラックス) talk about the tributes still alive.
MISAKA 10821 cooks her food before putting her fire out.
chowzburgerz stays awake all night.
NO! sees a fire, but stays hidden.
Deblod100 stays awake all night.
Homura's Homutown goes to sleep.
Sanakan_ht thinks about home.

Sanakan_ht decides not to go to The Feast.
Homura's Homutown takes a staff leaning against the cornucopia.
Knife 2.0 (リラックス) decides not to go to The Feast.
Deblod100 shoots an arrow into MISAKA 10821's head.
Chrispy92, chowzburgerz, and NO! get into a fight. chowzburgerz triumphantly kills them both.

Deblod100, Sanakan_ht, Knife 2.0 (リラックス), and chowzburgerz raid Homura's Homutown's camp while she is hunting.

Deblod100 knocks Knife 2.0 (リラックス) out and leaves him for the wolf mutts.
Sanakan_ht is eaten by wolf mutts.
chowzburgerz survives.
Homura's Homutown is eaten by wolf mutts.

Deblod100 begs for chowzburgerz to kill him. He reluctantly obliges, killing Deblod100.

Placements:
1st: chowzburgerz (Most Kills)
2nd: Deblod100
3rd: Homura's Homutown (Last Round’s Winner)
4th: Sanakan_ht
5th: Knife 2.0 (リラックス) (He Who Slayed Don; Shared with Hannya Man)
6th: NO!
7th: Chrispy92
8th: MISAKA 10821
9th: Eris
10th: su?erjum?man (Longest Time With Most Kills)
11th: Clownfish (Longest Surviving Newcomer)
12th: Hannya Man (He Who Slayed Don; Shared with Knife 2.0 (リラックス))
13th: Kyon the Brigader
14th: endoflulz
15th: DeFACT0
16th: A-Train
17th: Sugary Salt
18th: Freelancer (Male Once Again)
19th: kronic
20th: Kebab Removal Unit
21st: GhettoRobin
22nd: KnowYourLover
23rd: Bitter Brit
24th: Don (Most Unfortunate, Meme Daddy)
Resetting simulation conditions
Having doubts
Initiating registration for Simulation 05
ALL SLOTS ARE OPEN, OLD AND NEW CAN REGISTER

How does someone end up shooting me by missing!?
You suffered a terrible fate, didn't you?
District 4 (M)

Holy shit, I slaughtered the competition and won.

District 1, Slot 1, Male

Exploring with sais and removing kebab removers only to get ambushed… OK.

(rolls d12)

District 5. Male.

District 7 – 1 M

District 10 (M)
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Poor Don lol