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Make predictions about KYM and the world in 2019.

• the forums will finally die for good and the half dozen or so of us who still use it will attend its funeral.

• London will secede from the UK.

• A mega-wildfire of unprecedented size, which the media will nickname The Big One, will evolve out of three smaller super-wildfires converging from California, Texas, and Canada. It will burn its way down to South America thanks to a coincidental super-hurricane carrying hot embers across Central America, destroying the Amazon rainforest and plunging humanity into a century of climate hell.

• Better Call Saul season 5 will be really good, cementing it as a better show than even its predecessor.

Buddy swears she'll still use the forums throughout 2019, even when the funeral ceremony has finished, his presence will still be there, whether it be lurking, posting, or whatever she feels like. Buddy will be there…

Surely, I'm not the only one, right…?

• Also, I'll predict that Mexico will hate its new president (AMLO), slightly less than the previous one. (Enrique Peña Nieto). Though, unfortunately, unlike his predecessor, he'll bring way less meme material to the table, a shame…

• Later, a notable KYM user will be banned, I'm not exactly sure who it's going to be, but some candidates I expect are:

-Bill-Stan
-Nedhitis
-Mistress Fortune
-HumbleWaterFilterMerchant
-PatrickBateman

• At least one mod ragequits.

• Cuphead DLC will have a boss that's some kind of reptilian creature.

• We'll get a new 3D Mario, most likely a sequel to Mario Odyssey.

• Newgrounds will either rise from the ashes and become one the major social media sites again, or it will it just be a new fad that will last for a couple of months and later die again.

• At least one of the DLC fighters in Smash Ultimate will become the new Bayonetta, which will be a pretty controversial topic in the community.

*Pewdiepie remains the most subscribed Youtube Channel.

• However, we'll also get a new sort of "Suicide Forest" event somewhere in the year. Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

• Some famous animal celebrity will die (Like Gabe the Dog in 2017)

• Youtube rewind gets even more dislikes

• Detective Pikachu gets praised by everyone while Sonic The Movie is universally hated.

• Toy Story 4 will be ok, but it will not live up to the expectations the previous movies set.

• How To Train Your Dragon 3 will be loved just as much the previous two films, ending the trilogy great. (Just like Toy Story 3)

• We'll get a new "viral game" (akin to DDLC, FNAF, Undertale, Minecraft, etc.)

Lastly, Mare will finally be demodded

We'll see some good, maybe even great cartoons which will once again fail to generate much interest on KYM (apart from some bogus controversies).

- With the forums gone for good, Uoiea will finally be the last poster on the "Last Post Wins" challenge.

- Uoiea becomes a Mod.

-know your meme will still live on whether y'all like it or not.

Time to make the same joke two years in a row:

A KYM member who is important because the KYM member posts a lot on KYM will get banned.

Pikmin 4 will not release.

Pikmin 4 will not release.

Pikmin 4 will not release.

Pikmin 4 will not release.

- Some mod will act selfish (and possibly raquits due to losing mod powers)
- 1 to 3 mods might still hold a grudge on me
- New KYM policy that changes the image gallery
-The Politics General Thread is still a circlejerk place
-Frontpage description continues to get poorer
-Adam continues to become more political in the comments while he keeps his role as a staff
-Neon's animation that includes Sans will still not be finished
-Another Tumblrized cartoon shows up (bonus points if it's a reboot)
- Another KYM user that everybody loves will get banned
- Yoko Taro announces a new game that might be a new Nier game or Drakengard 4
-Fallout 76 continues to fuck up more
-Lots of people will actually die in France
-New Fire Emblem game is actually good (with waifus)
-Youtube Adpocolypse 4.0
-Tumblr is dead
-Pewdiepie still gets slandered by MSM for nazi stuff
-Fortnite might get a little mature (to teens)
-Skyforge still lives
- Knights of Sidonia season 3

• Bruce Wayne retires. Better be a Batman Beyond live-action movie.
• Tokyo will be named as Neo-Tokyo and then explode from the Olympic Stadium.
• Los Angeles will be brighter.
• Due to the riots in Protests, the Europeans will revolt bigger than the Egyptians seven years ago. The disconnection of the Internet in Europe will be consequentially outburst than Egypt back in 2011.

• Eurovision will be interrupted on stage at any time due to the location of Tel Aviv.
• Bernie will lead and no other boring Democratic will stop him.
• Todd Howard will apologize and even resigns from Bethesda.

• Sony finally announces the release date for Final Fantasy VII Remake which is the launch title for the PS5 at the PlayStation Experience (Not in E3) but not before lifts cloud tax that didn't please the Chicago players.
• Sakurai-san quietly inserts Super Crown, the one and only decoy item in SSB5: Ultimate.
• FromSoftware bails out from Activision over their schemes to reach out the most of shareholders.
• Anthem will flunk big time! BioWare will obviously shut down. Just EA things
• Disney+ will not be impressive for not including the library of their animated television programming. May
• Several anime distributors will bail out from Crunchyroll for piss-poor spendings especially Low Guardian Vice.
• Once Upon a Time in Hollywood will hit the box-office and ratings all-time high due to Tarantino's career reboot as not-a-Weinstein-champion
• Word-of-mouth spreading in TV and movie will dwindle as emphasis of Superheroes/Geekdom still emerges.
• Maroon 5 will perform Sweet Victory for the late Stephen Hillenburg at Super Bowl LIII.
• Balkan-ism within Twitter will bleed into reality to the point that they'll extend standards of blocking and handle-mentioning that suppresses intolerance. Might also be the alleged suppression of the first amendment.
• Pan-Pizza will win the June Foray Award at the Annie Awards.
• Aokigahara will be off-limits once and for all and any YouTubers who considers taking a vacation here will file down their background check firstly.
• Advertisers might demonetize articles that publicly slanders any individual.
• T-Series will finally speak out.
• Limp Bizkit will perform somewhere near the Cartoon Network Hotel in protest of ThunderCats Roseanne during its premiere. Also, it'll be the 20th anniversary of Significant Other.

• The EU will fall apart. (Thanks, Macron!)
• Brexit will not end well. Theresa May will see her political career die.
• Kadokawa will destroy yet another decent franchise.
• The Golden State Warriors will win the 2019 NBA Finals, 4-0. Someone other than Durant will be FMVP.
• The LeBronto Craptors Toronto Raptors will choke yet again in the Playoffs, and GM Ujiri will (finally) take the toll with a forced resignation.
• Canada won't win the Stanley Cup 2019.
• The trade market will collapse. (Thanks, China!)
• TikTok will go into a lawsuit against Byte and win.
• Niconico Douga will close down.
• There will be more stringent laws against gacha games, if not a straight out ban. (Thanks, EA!)
• There will be another breakout indie game.

i’ve foreseen even more shitty object labeling images, especially ones about beating up/leaving 2018 and approaching the bigger beast that is 2019
and another flavor of the month waifu people will drop after a month once the novelty wears off

Like 2018 but worse
and a shit lot of unnecessary sequels to movies no one want

Heres my 2019 Predictions:

-A moderator will rage quit to the same levels as Arcanine

-A notable member of the site will either rage quit or be banned causing a massive site wide shitstorm

-A "notable" user will go to ED causing them to send all their rejects to us

-2019 will be the year of Old Media and New Media finally going to war over morals and ethics

-Another known/infamous Youtuber will have a massive controversy around them to topple Logan's Suicide Forrest

-Chrischan's Mom will sadly pass away and causing Chris to dive off the deep end

-Another well known Online Community will have break apart over controversy

-2019 will finally showcase advancements in technology and showing causing more moral debates over said advancements

-The Alt-Right Sphere of influence on Youtube will come tumbling down after months of infighting and instability, resulting in all parties being deplatformed or scorched earthed

-There will be a Detective Pikachu and Sonic 2019 version of Virgin vs Chad memes

-Shazam the Movie will get a moderately good score and Avengers End Game will get more Thanos memes

-Warframes Railjack Update will release and upon release will either be critically acclaimed or widely mocked for being buggy on launch

-Anthem will not only cause EA more trouble but will result in the company being policed by government officials over their business practices

-A well known YouTuber will be outed for horrible actions or behavior

-More Trump Controversies as per expected

-4chan's "controversial" boards will be shut down due to a recent event caused by one of the boards

>Kym gets rid off comments
>Kym completely bans nsfw
>tumblr more or less dies off or becomes a kids site
>Ukrainian-Russian war (possible escalation into ww3)
>45 more trump “memes”
>76 “contreversies”
>Fortnite more or less dies off
>Cod Modern Warfare 4 with only multiplayer
>twitter bans nsfw
>youtube gets worse (This one is confirmed)
>possible new youtube competer is started and lasts about 3 months before sliding into obscurety
>internet is further attacked by corperate intrests ie sopa, article 13
>Playstation 5 is announced
>Xbox 4K is announced

A mod resigns.
A few more notable KYM users will either leave or be banned.
Captain Marvel will be Black Panther 2019 in which it's praised for its diversity with some good action but a meh story.
Avengers Endgame will go down as the best film in the MCU Franchise.
Neither the Warriors or the Cavaliers will be in the NBA Finals, thus finally giving us our 1st fresh NBA Finals matchup in 5 years.
Super Bowl LIII will be the New Orleans Saints vs. the Kansas City Chiefs where New Orleans will cruise for their 2nd Super Bowl title.
The New York Yankees will return to the World Series for the 1st time since 2009 and play the Philadelphia Phillies in a 2009 World Series rematch.
Selena Gomez will die and join the 27 Club.
Another big name/rising rapper will be shot.
Metallica will retire by the end of 2019 and maybe Megadeth too.
Rock Band will end their DLCs…again.
With no Sony present, E3 will see a decrease in viewership.
Death Stranding will come out in the summer and win GOTY.
Trump will get into more trouble that he'll have no choice but announce that he won't seek a 2nd term after 2020.
Mike Pence will resign as Vice President.

Either Lunar or B.S. will be banned next year.

Lunar?

-KYM bans all NSFW articles and images due to FOSTA-SESTA (furthering the ban they placed a few months ago that, btw, they still haven't explained).
-More websites follow suite, my guess twitter and possibly deviantart.
-Trump resigns, impeached, and/or jailed.
-Tumblr adds twice as many ads to their website now that it is more "advertiser friendly"
-AMD's stock price will go up 200% (or more)

@Particle Mare
>London will secede from the UK.
If brexit actually eventually goes through legislation (has ANYTHING actually changed yet?), I think scotland will leave the UK. London voted against leave too, sure, but scotland actually has a much better chance of it considering their geology

• Trump-related articles will pass 500, resulting in the comment sections not actually talking about the article itself but arguing about "why is this a meme?" and "it's documenting the internet." Eventually, mods disable comments for all Trump articles, solving the crisis as they no longer trend.

• Of the 150+ Trump articles posted, two will actually be "yeah, that's pretty funny"-tier.

• The fate that befell the Hentai Quotes gallery will spread to the rest of the site as Literally tries to make KYM more advertiser friendly.

• Trump will be impeached in the House, but Dems blow their load early and the crimes he's accused of aren't serious enough for the Senate to convict.

• The British Parliament will kick Brexit further down the road, ensuring the shitstorm carries on.

• Fortnite will reach the point where the hatedom is larger than the fandom.

• Another major screw up by a silicon valley company results in Congress passing an internet privacy law.

• The new Star Wars movie uses time travel to make Rey into Shmi (Anakin's mom). "It's like poetry," JJ says in an interview afterwards, "It's sort of they rhyme."

LunarRequiem. Screw this loser. If he found us. He's gonna violate rule #6.

More than one celebrity will die and the internet will lose their shit and say current year is bad because of this, as they do every year.

I'm going to be the optimist this time around and hope 2019 will be a good year:

- EA will finally get their shit together and make games the way players want them
- Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi will finally die or get cought
- North Korea will denuclearize and the Korean War will officially end
- Something happens that finally gets Donald Trump on most American's good side
- Manny Pacquiao will beat Floyd Mayweather in their rematch (if it happens)
- Star Wars Episode IX will fix the problems made in The Last Jedi
- Masahiro Sakurai will take his long-deserved retirement
- Chad Warden returns to announce the PS5
- More good memes
- Massive KYM overhaul fixes the problems that plague this site

He was banned already, I'm pretty sure.

The US will invade Iran

Who is bs?

The Gobbler's 2019 predictions:
The Detective Pikachu movie will be amazing and a Pokemon cinematic universe will be created.
KYM will freak out about another Gravity Falls comic
One Punch Man season 2 and overall hype for the show will skyrocket
This website will get blocked on my school computer
The Trump presidency will continue to stall the investigation
A political conspiracy will be exposed
Seattle and most of the Pacific North West will be hit by a massive earthquake, shutting down Microsoft and Amazon HQ's for months.
T series will finally surpass Pewdiepie
A new war will start between Israel and Palestine

Bill-Stan. Don will forbid this inexcusable user at anytime.

I hope not, she can be somewhat annoying
but that’s no reason to ban her