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KYM Pony General III: This time, it's personal

Last posted Dec 15, 2011 at 11:43AM EST. Added Nov 01, 2011 at 07:41PM EDT
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badsitrep wrote:

You understand genetics, right?
If not, prepare for some tl;dr.
Females have all X chromosomes.
Males have both Y and X chromosomes.
My statement was that the genes for a unicorn don't reside on the Punch family's ch- OH FUCK IT.
Pokey Pierce is Ruby's biological father and Berry Punch hates him because he left her and Ruby to fend for themselves.

In my opinion scientist say that in possible 150k years I think, the Y chromosomes will be gone from genetics because they keep getting smaller and smaller. Also there is some lizard species that is already have one sex in existence an it's female. All I'm saying that in 150k years men will be gone from the earth and the earth will be covered by lesbos which will be the new norm ontop of that imagine how will religions have to cope with this? lol
But it also explains why there is so little male ponies in the show too. Their Y chromosomes are becoming much more smaller then ours however this could be a metaphor of what our planet will be like in the future when the number of women out ways men which. So…

Because less guys means more competition and more girls means more giggity. :D

EDIT: New page get!

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 06:42PM EST

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

@Ric

What da fuq u talkin bout man? You're almost as random as pinkie pie. I'll have to post my theory of pony genetics again soon… bwahahaha

I use to watch animal planet alot. But now I watch the science channel and I still remember watching a show that said in approximately 150k years human males will become extinct. Women will walk the Earth for the rest of the human's existence. I hope that some how no retard will try to genetically engineer men back into existence or some how keep the Y chromosome in existence either though.

Ric Te$l@ wrote:

I use to watch animal planet alot. But now I watch the science channel and I still remember watching a show that said in approximately 150k years human males will become extinct. Women will walk the Earth for the rest of the human's existence. I hope that some how no retard will try to genetically engineer men back into existence or some how keep the Y chromosome in existence either though.

Cite yo' sources, who do you think you are, Wikipedia?

Ric Tesla wrote:

In my opinion scientist say that in possible 150k years I think, the Y chromosomes will be gone from genetics because they keep getting smaller and smaller. Also there is some lizard species that is already have one sex in existence an it’s female. All I’m saying that in 150k years men will be gone from the earth and the earth will be covered by lesbos which will be the new norm ontop of that imagine how will religions have to cope with this?
lol
But it also explains why there is so little male ponies in the show too. Their Y chromosomes are becoming much more smaller then ours however this could be a metaphor of what our planet will be like in the future when the number of women out ways men which.

…
What.

Ric Tesla wrote:

In my opinion scientist say that in possible 150k years I think, the Y chromosomes will be gone from genetics because they keep getting smaller and smaller. Also there is some lizard species that is already have one sex in existence an it’s female. All I’m saying that in 150k years men will be gone from the earth and the earth will be covered by lesbos which will be the new norm ontop of that imagine how will religions have to cope with this? lol
But it also explains why there is so little male ponies in the show too. Their Y chromosomes are becoming much more smaller then ours however this could be a metaphor of what our planet will be like in the future when the number of women out ways men which. So…

Conclusion: You're all gay.

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 06:57PM EST

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

Cite yo' sources, who do you think you are, Wikipedia?

Wiki-BAHAHAHAHAHA!

I'm just sorry but saying I got this from wiki is like saying Rapturejesus is a beloved person in the community and we all know that's pure bull #@$%.
I don't make shit up unless from science channel or history channel except those ancient alien/ghost B.S.
Plus look at what I found

Well, I did it.
Another brony at my school, who is in my group of friends, was conveniently last out when the bell rang.
I told him "Guess which show I've been watching for 5 months now and just got the balls to say I do."
Him: "My Little Pony?'
Me:

And now he's going to tell the rest of the group and I'm going to be left out xD
Whatever, at least it's not a secret anymore.

RandomMan wrote:

Ric Tesla wrote:

In my opinion scientist say that in possible 150k years I think, the Y chromosomes will be gone from genetics because they keep getting smaller and smaller. Also there is some lizard species that is already have one sex in existence an it’s female. All I’m saying that in 150k years men will be gone from the earth and the earth will be covered by lesbos which will be the new norm ontop of that imagine how will religions have to cope with this? lol
But it also explains why there is so little male ponies in the show too. Their Y chromosomes are becoming much more smaller then ours however this could be a metaphor of what our planet will be like in the future when the number of women out ways men which. So…

Conclusion: You're all gay.

In conclusion everyone will become gay in the future non of you will prevent what is eminent.
I'm not knowing what the blazes makes me gay. It's science it has nothing to do with my sexuality. :l
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=4225769

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:03PM EST

@ric telsa
I think you got this from the show called "most extreme" on animal planet, the battle of the sexes episode. But If i were you, I would take everything they say with a grain of salt. This is the same program that compared snakes, sharks, spiders, and crocodiles when it comes to the most extreme bite. WTF? They don't even compare, snakes and spiders envenomate but have no bite strength, where as the croc and shark have enormous bite strength but no venom. Thats ends my rant on the dumbest show on animal planet.

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

@Ric

Stop posting, you're making it worse!

@Steve
I knew you could never contain your bronyism.

Telling another brony that you are a brony isn't necessarily telling the whole world. ಠ_ಠ

@Ric: Words cannot describe the "wat" that echoed through my mind when I came on here and saw what you posted.

@Connor: …Idunno… Someone light the Berrysignal! BERRY, WHERE ARE YOU!

I wonder if Berry's name has ever been slurred/mispelled as "Beerry" or "Beery" or something like that?

Connor the 20% Cooler wrote:

Cite yo’ sources, who do you think you are, Wikipedia?

Cite?
I'M HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUN!

@Karnage: I hope to Celestia, God, Allah, Buudha, Zeus, Odin, Osiris, Gaia, the Maker, Saxton Hale… anyone I missed… that that doesn't go through.

@Vasquez: prepares to watch the shit out of Cheerliee

Ric Te$l@ wrote:

In my opinion scientist say that in possible 150k years I think, the Y chromosomes will be gone from genetics because they keep getting smaller and smaller. Also there is some lizard species that is already have one sex in existence an it's female. All I'm saying that in 150k years men will be gone from the earth and the earth will be covered by lesbos which will be the new norm ontop of that imagine how will religions have to cope with this? lol
But it also explains why there is so little male ponies in the show too. Their Y chromosomes are becoming much more smaller then ours however this could be a metaphor of what our planet will be like in the future when the number of women out ways men which. So…

Because less guys means more competition and more girls means more giggity. :D

EDIT: New page get!

Or it just means the show is partially oriented toward a female audience and too much male presence would be a bit intimidating.
#Occam's-razor

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:20PM EST

Sparty the Spaceship wrote:

@Karnage: I hope to Celestia, God, Allah, Buudha, Zeus, Odin, Osiris, Gaia, the Maker, Saxton Hale… anyone I missed… that that doesn't go through.

@Vasquez: prepares to watch the shit out of Cheerliee

I hope so too. I'm not much worried, I first saw it awhile ago and it was at 1,982, so there's a good chance.
It says I was the 5,000th to sign up.

Derpy Vaz wrote:

Wait a second……
Rabbits don't wear PANTS!!!!
@Connor
No pony can summon the mighty creature that is Berry Punch. Even I, a master summoner, cannot do it.

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:25PM EST

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

Epic DO WANT!
Come out Berry, I know you're lurking back there somewhere.

Found her!

Explains the lack of posting.

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:26PM EST

The point of the reason why I brought it up is to just shed some light on the reason why there are so many mares in the show compared to stallions. I just hope it helps that question everpony likes to ask.

Sparty the Spaceship wrote:

@Karnage: I hope to Celestia, God, Allah, Buudha, Zeus, Odin, Osiris, Gaia, the Maker, Saxton Hale… anyone I missed… that that doesn't go through.

@Vasquez: prepares to watch the shit out of Cheerliee

Vishnu, Quetzalcoatl, Zuul, Gaben, Cthulhu, Faust, the flying spaghetti monster, Q, the internet itself, this guy:

(not implying that I didn't read, just that it's a godly dance)

And with the genetics discussion:
Aside from the obvious out of universe explanation for lack of colts, I would have just guessed that they're busy with something else (maybe they're all those unseen shop owners, like breezy or the quills n' matresses guy)

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:46PM EST

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:

Epic DO WANT!
Come out Berry, I know you're lurking back there somewhere.

It's really sad ONE guy can make a better toy than all of Hasbro.

Ric Tesla wrote:

The point of the reason why I brought it up is to just shed some light on the reason why there are so many mares in the show compared to stallions. I just hope it helps that question everpony likes to ask.

Nah, it's because the show's actual target audience is little girls. Faust herself once said that the main reason there aren't that many stallions is because of Executive Meddling.

Ric Te$l@ wrote:

The point of the reason why I brought it up is to just shed some light on the reason why there are so many mares in the show compared to stallions. I just hope it helps that question everpony likes to ask.

coughAnimecough

@nukefire: Thanks for the reminder.

@Ric: What Cite said is likely the reason as for there being very few stallions. Same reason the G.I. Joe cartoons are mostly men, methinks.

Last edited Nov 15, 2011 at 07:58PM EST

Sparty the Spaceship wrote:

@nukefire: Thanks for the reminder.

@Ric: What Cite said is likely the reason as for there being very few stallions. Same reason the G.I. Joe cartoons are mostly men, methinks.

On the gender difference post,

Sparty the Spaceship wrote:

@nukefire: Thanks for the reminder.

@Ric: What Cite said is likely the reason as for there being very few stallions. Same reason the G.I. Joe cartoons are mostly men, methinks.

I prefer the 5/17 male to female ratio that my friend and my theory of genetics produces.

Or that the spell that allows lesbian couples to have foal with each other can only produce females.

So…the song I'm working on is called Trixie's Curse. The story behind it is that in order to prove that she's great and powerful, Trixie tries to learn a powerful spell from a cursed arcane tomb. By doing so, she becomes cursed herself. Feel free to give any advice about what instruments I should utilize and so on. :)

Skeletor-sm

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