Brownmane the Knight wrote:
@Dating pony or human?
Well, this is going to be a real predictable turn-out, ain't it?
I suppose that means I must play the wildcard and say that I'd rather date the pony version.
Why's that, you ask? 'Cause humans are fuckin' boring, that's why! Think fast, how do you tell folks apart at a glance most of the time? Probably clothing, yeah? Look at us, we're a species so bland in appearance that we need to resort to covering up our bodies just to feel slightly different from the rest of the mass.
So, if given the choice between the same old shit we've got plenty of and wasn't all that good to begin with, versus something fairly unique, interesting and incredibly adorable, damn straight I'm taking option numero secundo. So yeah, basically I want to fuck a cartoon horse. So what? You want to fuck a hairless ape with a grossly elongated body, flat face and oversized cranium, so I wouldn't exactly say you've got the best qualifications to make judgments about this sort of thing.
Now, I ain't saying the ol' Homo Sapiens is unpleasant to look at by any means, it's just so damn everyday and predictable that it takes all the bloody fun out of it, in my opinion. And this is pretty much strictly a question of aesthetics, given that the personality is the same regardless of body type. And in the endgame, it's all about the personality, ain't it? Physical attraction only takes you so far, even if some of us have less reservations about it.
But then, do you have all that many reservations about it, really? Or could it be that you simply haven't given it all that much thought? I constantly see people claim they "aren't really sexually attracted to ponies" but if I've learned anything, it's that people have a tendency to lie through their teeth, especially to themselves. How about a simple thought exercise?
Think back to the days you first learned about sex. Took a while to acclimate to the whole idea of fucking another human being, didn't it? But now, it's a natural, pretty much integral part of your thought process, no? No doubt you've constructed several scenarios of a romantic evening in your head during those idle moments when there's little to do but daydream. Now, keep those scenarios exactly the same, but replace the girl/guy with a cartoon pony. Quite jarring at first, no? Much like those awkward attempts to build those scenarios in the first place, yes? See where I'm going with this?
Ah, but I digress like hell, don't I? Enough psychoanalysis, which pony would I date?
Fluttershy, easily. Because I simply cannot resist adorableness of that magnitude. Nor can I resist the instinct to protect the weak and innocent, knights are all about that after all.
…though I may not see exactly eye to eye with you at certain points, I'd have to say, your honesty is much to be commended.
Again, I must elaborate relationships =/= sex all the time. So,that's just a summary of how I see things.
Sure, I'd date Chrysallis if given the chance. Sex? Probably not.
EDIT- above pic and message applies to Explosive Lasers too.