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It is time to answer one of life's most important questions of all time: Who would win in a fight between a pirate and a ninja?

Personally, I prefer the pirate, but I'll go into details on why later on when I come back from band practice and after this discussion has made people argue back and forth towards one another on who is better and stuff like that.

Have fun fighting, landlubbers! ARRRGH!!

I'm a total piarte.

NINJA!

I believe you mean "party".

I believe I am indeed a party. A wild party to be exact.

Now to throw in some Kim Mitchell then I'll be on my way.

Does either party get to wear lip gloss?

Piarte party FTW !
Captain Blubber, I find your lack of faith, in the previous debate, disturbing.
How dare you dissapoint our Almighty Godly Flying Spaghetti Monster ?

Cool your jets Tomberry.

I use the term God and Flying Spaghetti Monster interchangeably. Because in a debate you gotta be quick and I hate using FSM the abbrieviation, it doesn't seem right, yo.

I happen to be a pirate-ninja-vampire-werewolf-zombie-robot-spartan with Mr. T's mohawk, Chuck Norris's face/facial hair and feet, Bruce Lee's arms and legs, Cliff Burton's Hands, Siddhartha Guatama's brain, and Don LaFontaine's voice.

I do believe you are forgetting Mike Tyson's Gold teeth.

I'm a viking. Because it's metal.

No, no. None of these third parties! You either are a ninja or a pirate! Don't be a flimsy wimsy fence sitter! Pick a side!

Solid fence-sitters.

EDIT: The above image was supposed to be a statue of two children sitting on a fence.

But pirate metal sucks. D:

Still fence-sitters. Most of them seem crazy anywho.

I'd go with pirates.

If I could fence-sit, though, I'd say robots.
Vikings may seem pretty metal, but robots ARE metal! \m/>.<\m/

Robots are way out of the question. They're not even people.

Of course they're not people. People make mistakes. Robots don't. They shoot lasers and missles and transform and roll out… they don't have time for petty human error. If robots are out of the question, it'd have to be for kicking too much ass.

Robots rust.

But what about Plastic Robots?

"Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!"

Casing melts due to continuous use.

What? Nobody brought dice?

But here's the thing – robots are designed to serve humans. Usually menial labor that humans wouldn't bother to do. They are our slaves, and will stay that way for a long time. ('-' )

pirate.

ninjas are for weaboos.
trollface

seriously though, pirates.

But robots accidentally kill people all the time. Let's say the pirate is turning in some really cheap swag to the local scrap-yard, and the automated baler malfunctions. As a metal band was about to wrap around the compressed block of pirate booty, the band snaps, slicing the pirates hand.
The pirate wraps it up in a bandana instead of seeing a doctor. The pirate develops tetanus and dies weeks later.

Robot just killed a pirate.

am i a ninja or a pirate? well lets see, are there real pirates around today? yes. are there real ninjas around today? no.

need i say more?

Wow… this discussion is great! It has evolved from talking about pirates to talking about parties, our great pirate god: FSM, making an ultimate fusion of epicness, and fence-sitters (especially robots)! I lolled through it all! Hands down, majority of the people who have discussed in this forum are pirates! That be greatness!

Technically tetanus killed the pirate, not the robot.

Also IMAGE OVERLOAD WTF WARN US NEXT TIME.

YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

that is all.

poof Ninja poof

I am a 100% Pirate, number 1- because I can't turn invisible, and number 2- because I can't meditate for 7 seconds without breaking my focus.

Ninjas, they are badass. Srsly.

Okay First there is a mommies ninja and a daddiez pirate they said lets have a baby so she agreed and they went all Fable 2 on each others asses like BAMBAMBAMABAMBAAAMMMABAM……SHAZAM! Then 9 months later a baby was born named Goku95x!!!

Can't let this die.
NINJAS all the way.
But YOU ARE A PIRATE!
(LazyTown reference)

a ninja pirate? come on now.
sure it would be better than a ninja.
but it wouldnt be as good as a pirate with the ninja part weighing it down.

Fable 2? ROFL.

Arrr matey!

You know, pirates have serious health issues, right?

You know, ninjas have no guns and cannons, right?

Ninjas have more skill.

Pirates have better weaponry.

Anyways, I have no time to debate on this. I'm still going through a completely Japanese website for derivatives of the meme I'm researching and my online translator is crying now.

Try a different one. I herd ask.com has a good one.

HOLY LORD!!! There's the complete list of ALL the derivatives! Thank you Genius, you've just made my research easier.

Now that does surprise me.

Ninjas are way cool, they have skillZ, with a capital Z.

Pirates can't camoflage.

Ninjas don't have a special god:

This will forever be my favorite FSM pic.

Ninjas have MULTIPLE Shinto gods.

What gods are these?

Look them up and find out.

Note how I worded my statement out:

Ninjas don’t have a special god…

I'm talking about a singular superior god to rule all the other gods… … … Raptor Jesus. BUT, it is not him of which we speak of. If we wanted to speak of him, we'd go here: https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/368-raptor-jesus-ceiling-cat-fsm-or-anything-else

No, we are speaking of Pirates and Ninjas! So FSM will have to do. Where is your god now?