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Are you a Piarte or a Ninja?

Last posted Nov 06, 2009 at 03:48PM EST. Added Aug 24, 2009 at 04:49PM EDT
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FSM isn't exactly original.

I never said FSM was. I'm just saying he's the almighty pirate god. Where is your ninja god now?

A Piarte? You fail. :°D
Aniway, Ninja. Lol.

Actually, ninjas do have a special god.

His name is Shaquille O'Neal.

Do you see them sweet-ass ninja-esque moves?

Disregard the fact he ends up losing to cyborg. Because seriously, how's a pirate going to fare better?

Shaq-fu is only good when your fighting Godzilla, my man. Shaq is nothing!

And if Shaq, the "ninja god", lost to a cyborg, just watch this video of a lowly pirate fending off against a completely metallic robot!

Beat that!

Wha?

That video means nothing.

The cyborg Shaq fought had a gun for a hand. The man had BULLETS fired at him and Shaq still put up a damn good fight.

Also, Shaq is the superior dancer.

Well, whoever it is that's superior between a pirate and a robot, we may never know. What we are very sure of is that vampires are nothing to both of them:

And who says pirates can't dance good? Here's a bunch of dancing pirates:

We forgot about zombies, though.

I am a renaissance faire go-er who happens to study in the ancient martial art of Kenpo karate.

Robot.

@ Tomberry and Pterodactyl

I agree with Tomberry, but I've dropped the subject of fence-sitters because this debate is all about Pirates and Ninjas.

@ Chris

I loved Hook! It is one of my favorite movies of all time. That's an awesome remix you found.

Captain Hook: Smee! Do something intelligent!
Smee: (start an ensemble of random sounds that explode into a full-fledged song)

LOL!

If you like the Hook mix, check out some of the artist's other works. His name is Pogo AKA Fagottron.
https://www.youtube.com/user/fagottron?blend=1&ob=4

Related to that: you might also like wreckandsalvage.
https://www.youtube.com/user/wreckandsalvage

Real question:

Alien
Time-traveler
or Esper?

I've listened to examples of both their work and I can honestly say that I like Pogo's work better.

But, enough of this. Let's get back to the primary subject of this discussion.

@ Pterodactyl

Vespa?

@ Pterodactyl

Lesnar?

Which brings us to this.

And in the grand battle of Pirates vs. Ninjas vs. Robots vs. Zombies vs. Monkeys vs. Jesus, the winner clearly is
The Vikings.

Pardon the language, but this one made me laugh:

@ Jostin

Wait a minute… I didn't notice it at first and we're over 70 comments already, but I spelt Pirate wrong in the title of this thread. Admins, can you please reverse the A and the R. Thank you.

@ Capt.

Actually, no one should change the title.

It gives this thread character and it's also part of some of the jokes on the first page.

Chuck Norris vs. Captain Falcon
who wins?
I vote for CF.

@Captain
Could you fix the T-Shists thread, though?

OH, so THAT'S why you guys were talking about a party! At first I was all like:

But then I was like:

2 Captain falcon, face to face, using Falcon punch at the same time = dividing by zero.
Captain Falcon is way superior.

@ Real Genius

What t-shirt thread and what needs to be fixed?

@ Capt.

This thread: https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/1-general/topics/386-t-shists-we-want

But I don't know what Genius wants to fix in it.

@ Everybody else

Hell no! Chuck Norris can divide by zero without even doing anything! You need two CF's to divide by zero but with Chuck, all you need is a roundhouse kick!