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Time to revive this game!


A user makes a wish, then the following user grants it, but it's corrupted (NOT the opposite), and then makes a wish himself, etc.

Example:
User 1: I wish for some beer
User 2: It's poisoned, and upon drinking it you die.
I wish to play a game of golf
User 3: You hit yourself in the balls with your golfstick.
I wish for a taco.
Etc, etc.

I'll start:
I wish for The Doctor to appear and take me on AWESOME TIME TRAVELS!!!!!!!one!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!

The Doctor does appear, but he takes you on those kinds of travels….if you know what I mean.

I wish I was a pie.

A Juggalo with candy corn horns turned you into a pie, which made everyone high.
I wish RandomMan gives me a Pan that is made out of Swagsium.

Granted, but it has a hole in it.
I wish finals week would end faster.

Your wish is granted….
5 days are delayed but the 2 days remaining will have 5 exams in them
I wish for Toast

Granted, But the toast is burnt and on fire.
I Wish for un-censored Sunglasses.

Ok, but they're pink.

I wish someone would update the hangman thread.
Cough, cough. Hint, hint.

You get toast, but it's, well…………… toasted…

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver prop that actually works.

Granted, but it cannot lock doors, only unlock.
I wish for more wishes!

Turns out that wish breaks the rules,
So it can't be Granted.
I Wish everyone would stop ninjaing everyone else.

You get more wishes, but there are so many something I can't think of because I'm way too tired happens.
I wish for bed.

granted, but the bed is on fire.
I wish I Had the best gun ever, and it works, and fires actual bullets.

Granted. However, you don't know how to use a gun and killed yourself in the recoil of your first shot.

I wish for more forum ninjas.

You get more forum Ninja's, but instead of spreading, they all Ninja you. Just you. You're the only one left. You. Only you.

I wish for a bed that isn't on fire.

Granted but now it's in fire.
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I wish for a pony.

Granted, Now the bed is wet.
I Wish this thread won't derail to ninjas.

Granted, but it is frozen.
I wish for a Nintendo console which can play any Nintendo game ever made!

okay, but only for 2 seconds.
I wish people would stop being ninja'd

The hangman thread gets updated, but you get hung.
I wish to know ALL the memes!

You have made a Entry of every meme on the internet,
Now there's no point for Entry Mods anymore.
I Wish this post would get ninjaed.

It gets Ninja'd, but since it was already posted, this causes time to collaps and The Doctor has to go and save the day, but he's trapped in the Pandorica.

I wish for Vermin Supreme to become President of the United States.

He does become president, but he ruins everything.

I wish to play the perfect video game.

Skyrim with the ending of Mass Effect 3

I wish I had a Portal Gun

yes, but you make an infinite loop, fall into it, and accidentally drop the portal gun.
I wish this statement was false.

I wish I was in space.

your on earth
i wish this thread was on track.

It is, but it's about 12-inch big dicks.
I wish I actually had the falcon punch (oh god why did i say that)

Nope just parakeet punch
i wish thread was not about 12 inch big dicks

Granted, but it's now pony and homestuck related.
I want a more powerful laptop.

The laptop gets so powerful the energy in it detonates causing a cataclysmic explosion.
I wish people to stop making all these green hair/whore jokes.

they do, but now you're a slut and you have red hair.
I wish For your soul!
(If somebody posts the response that is a reference to twisted metal 3 i will be your best friend forever)

Granted, but the soul consumes your own turning you into a soulless husk of your former self.
I wish for dinosaur!

you get dinosaur, but it eats you.
I wish for an ice cream truck.
@gespenst: damn you.

An ice cream truck is heading right for you about 80 miles P/H, you should get out of the way before it hits- Oh and he got hit.
I want a box of your finest cigars.

sure, but the cigars are highly toxic.
I wish for pizza.

You get Domino's.

I wish for more wishes.

you get them, but you can only wish for things made of dust.
I wish to be immortal.

You kill a guy and get life imprisonment.
I wish that pokemon were real.

You get a charmander that burns your house down.
I wish for world peace.

you have peace but your a virgin now lol virgin
i wish that i wont get banned

Wish granted, because we love you so much we couldn't bare to see you leave.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

Granted, your wish is now 100% Corruptor

I wish MasterofDerp is banned

he is, but he gets a new account called masterofherp.
I wish I was a sayian

You end up shouting so hard you sh!t yourself out of Earth and into SPAAAAAACCCCEEE.

I wish I could have King Harkinian's dinner.

You get it, BUT FIRST you have to listen his advice…

I wish more people could notice my work outside of KYM.

they do, but they think it's shit.
I wish i was the space core.

Granted, but you'll never be launched into space.
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I wish that Homestuck was a legit cartoon.

granted, but it's in the sweet bro and hella jeff style.
I wish i was the god of pizza.

Granted, buts it's dick pizza.
I wish that I had hands.

>That would still be awesome.
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@WsxdasBones FalconHawk
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Granted but you can't stop fapping.
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I wish that I knew what to wish for.