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Granted but your wish is to get kicked in the pooper.

I wish for a box of gold and a palace of pearls.

Wish granted, you now want to eat my own ass.

I wish i knew what you see in the green haired tramp known as ric tesla.

Edit: godammit….

You got it but it is filled with killer zombie ninja frogs!

I wish someone loved me in the shipping thread.

Granted, but they don't stop loving you and one of them had crabs.

I wish I had a top hat that wasn't full of snakes.

You can have mine, i didn't want it anymore anyway.

GUY'S I WANT A GIRLFRIEND WHO LIEKS PONIES. HOW DO?

You get a girlfriend who likes ponies, but she only likes IRL ones, not cartoony ones.
I wish infinite wishes. Squared.

You drown in an infinity of clothing from this designer label

I wish for a working, prime-condition 2012 Honda Civic that is road legal in my country, does not have missing keys and appears in my driveway instead of space

Yes, but when you drive it for the first time, you drive over a cliff and die.

I wish I can wish stuff for you guys.

You get to wish stuff for us, but the stuff is so stuffy we can't breathe anymore and die in a fire as a result. (don't ask how)

You create a black hole

I wish to re resurrected after dying in my car accident

You're resurrected as a Ugandan youth who lives .5 miles away from Kony. Enjoy your stay.

I wish I'm able to make 2 wishes next time I wish.

You get to make two wishes, but this creates a paradox (AGAIN), causing you to revert to a 2-year old state, and be teleported to anywhere in a 3-mile radius from Kony.

Wish granted
But when you start playing you can't stop

I wish I could FLY SUPA FAST

You crash into a glass window, get impaled on the shards, and die a slow, painful death where every heartbeat shoves the glass deeper and deeper into your body, until you bleed out and die.

1st wish: I wish that this wish and my next wish is uncorruptable.
2nd wish: I wish to be transported to the land where my princess of the night resides, and stay with her forever.

Because you can't make more than one wish you get the second wish only

You spend eternity with this princess of the night

I wish for a box of Oreo's

You stay with your princess of the night forever…… in het stomach.

Bluescreen, I wished for 2 wishes last time. It worked, despite me living closer to Kony…….

Someone licked off all the stuffing and replaced it with……….other stuff.

I wish I died and went to hell. (Corrupt that.)

But I thought…never mind.

You die and go to Hel (yes Hel), which is the Norse underworld. It's frozen cold instead of burning hot

I wish I payed more attention to previous posts

You did, but it resulted in everyone hating you, and you being banned from the Internet.

Guilt overcomes you and you become Darth Root.

I wish for infinite karma!

Your infinite karma overloads the karma integer and crashes KYM. When the website is rebooted, your karma is lost.

I wish I procrastinated less

in you efforts to make more effort you give your self a heart attack. you heart wasn't ready for that much… well, effort.

i wish i had a portal gun!

It's a one way portal gun.

I wish that someone caught Kony so people would stop spamming it everywhere.

Kony Got caught, but he had herpes and died.
I wish the KYM community was nicer to everyone.

Your wish is granted…

Everyone in the community has become ever so friendly to each other and will stay like that from now on… except you, PanTheMan!

Muahahahaha

I AM CALYPSO! AND I THANK YOU FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!!

I wish for world peace.

Granted. We have world peace. Since there is no more need for internet trolls, flamewars, or shitstorms, the virtual societies we have carefully and tenderly cared for and grown up in collapse and die. You killed the internet.

People wish for fish. When they wish for fish, they get an Ish. Ish wishes with his Ish dish. Ish's dish makes fish. So, if you wish for fish, you can wish with Ish's fish wish dish.
I wish I had an Ish fish wish dish.

You get your Ish fish wish dish.

It is the worst tasting Ish fish wish dish ever cooked in history.

I wish I didn't stay up so late

You miss out on crashing a number of Windows PCs.

I wish Liara T'Soni had Commander Shepard's baby.

(And don't say that the resulting child is an Ardat-Yakshi. I'd see that one coming from halfway across the galaxy.)

I fucking love you.
anyways: @Thomas: It is made, but the baby dies in 2 seconds.
I wish to be the guy in the pictures I quoted

Simple. You die from posession
I wish that people would stop complaining that I'm OP.

So in other words, a stillbirth.

Yeah, very funny. /sarcasm

@ Pyro: Everyone complains about everything you light on fire.

I wish I had an M-35 Mako.

you get it, but it blows up instantly from the bombs i planted in it.
I WISH THIS THREAD WAS GONE!
paradox.
I WISH THOMAS NAIR WASN'T SUCH A DICK!

KYM exists no more. How do you like that?

I wish people stopped seeing me as some kind of unrepentant jerk who only likes to make people unhappy.

Granted, but Sarah Palin becomes president.

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Granted, but you're bored for not getting a Corrupted wish.
I wish for one more player to join my RPS 25 Tournament.

Granted. They wreck the game.

I wish I had a Nanosuit.

Granted, but it's size XXS.

I wish this wish to not be granted.

You miss out on an opportunity to take a ride on SSV Normandy SR-2.

I wish I got to take a ride aboard the Normandy SR-2.

Granted but your life is as horrible as ME3s ending.

I wish for all asian women to move to my town.

Jennifer Mui blows up a gas station in your town. With you in it. Oops. (EDIT: Never specified there couldn't be fictional Asian women, did you?)

I wish my life was like that of a professional off road racer.

Granted! sadly you die in a fatal crash.
I wish I wasn't here to make this wish!

You get run over the second before I crash. Looks like I had the last laugh.

I wish I was Blaze.

(And if anyone implies it's solely because of Nagase, I'll kick your sorry ass.)

Granted, You're a Blaze now

I wish Freddie Mercury was alive.

Granted, but he no longer sings.

I wish for a nicer tv.

Your power bill goes through the roof.

I wish for the Democrats to take supermajorities in the House and Senate this year, while Barack Obama remains President.

Granted, but Canada invades the US and you all become slaves.

I wish the forum games would stop getting more and more stupid.

Granted but they are pony themed
Iwish i had kid icarus with the stand, the code, and every ar card

Granted, but you became so addicted to Kid Icarus that you lost your mind.
I wish we can bend spacetime.

Granted, but only Gods and Chuck Norris can only allow.
I wish Justin Beiber is dead.

Justin Bieber is a rather innocent singer, so his death is taken harshly by the public. He is martyred, and he becomes more popular than he is now. He spawns other singers like Justin Bieber.

I wish I hadn't died so quickly in the Mafia game…

Wish granted, but your computer dies out for several days. You are kicked out of the game for inactivity.

I wish all food was bacon.