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asura is hit in the stomach, which makes him snap out of his confused state. he closes the laptop up and removes the images out of his head.

hm, though i have no idea what that was, im thankful it woke me up out of my confusion. oh by the way. heres a warning.

throws the laptop as hard as he can and shoots it with a madness wavelength blast

dont try to destroy the earth, or ill tear your soul out of your chest with my bare hands and devour it.

constricts her a bit more

do we have an understanding?

Still eating cookies on the deck of the Egg Carrier.

Shoot him again. And bounce the bullet around inside, this time.
Got it.
Mista shoots another bullet at Asura, using #1 of the 6 sex pistols. When the bullet hits, he bounces the bullet around in Asura's body, absolutely tearing up his insides. He then brings the bullet back out again, which lands nearby. #1 returns to him.

The crash wakes Robotnik, who was still dazed from the crash-landing.

Robotnik: What is it, Snively?… Can't you see I'm busy… er… whatever it was…

Robotnik falls on his back, only to be shaken awake by Snively moments later. Robotnik is not pleased, to say the least.

Robotnik: What in the blazes do you want, Snively!?

Snively: Sir, over there!

Snively points at Flandre. Robotnik, who immediately sees that she requires medical attention, flags down one of the Egg Carriers, which sends a transport vessel with a medical robot and supplies, in case the Doctor was injured in the crash.

The medical robot first attempts to assist Dr. Robotnik, who immediately waves him off.

Robotnik: I'm fine, you idiot! Can't you see she's the one who requires medical attention!

The robot obeys and takes Flandre on board the vessel, with Eggman following the robot and Snively closely trailing Dr. Robotnik.

The ship takes off towards the Egg Carrier, where Flandre is taken to a medical facility.

Entrusting the care of Flandre to the medical robots (who have been instructed that they are not to hold down the patient this time), Robotnik and Snively head towards the bridge of the Egg Carrier to survey the wreckage this particular battle caused, as well as to decide what to do with Metal Sonic's remains and how to dispose of the Warpstone.

asuras begins to bleed out black blood after the bullet ravaged his body. but within seconds, the black blood begins healing his wounds completely, flesh and blood begin repairing at an unholy rate until he is fully restored.

asura: damn, that was a bit rough, but unfortunately, i dont have time to play with you. you can play with her instead.

asura tosses masterburner a bit into the air, teleports right above her, and with a single elbow to the ribs, she plummets towards giorno.

ill be off now

asura does a few hand jestures and in a second, teleports away from giorno. taking him greatly out of giornos GER ability range, and nowhere to be found.

Flandre awakens in the medical ward, her head hurting very badly from what she has been put through.

Where…

Flandre looks around the room she has been put in and notices a Codec nearby the bed she has been put on. She gets a small grin on her face and takes the Codec, attempting to contact Dr. Robotnik from the ward.

Is this thing on? Can you hear me?

She messes around with the device before giving up and just saying it anyways since she doesn't know what frequency Robotnik is on, luckily the codec was set on the right frequency.

I-If you can hear me, what happened out there mister Robotnik? Is it dead? Where's Sam?

Her voice is still shaken from what had happened earlier, and the rage she was in set her mind to a blur while she was in it.

Giorno swiftly Catches MasterBurner
You're welcome.
Fugo: We gonna get moving? we have to get off this planet soon, I presume.
yeah. Hey, you!
Points to MasterBurner
you know a way off this rock?

Yeah, I know a way of this planet, but here's the deal.
If I reset this planet, Asura will tear out my soul, and I can't have that. So I'm going to need you to hold onto something.
Pulls out the Black Star of Azura, and casts Trap Soul on self
I can't allow Asura to have my soul, so should I be killed, somehow, my soul will go to the Soul Cairn instead of him being able to eat it.
Now, back to the point. Ever since a certain chain of events, I always carry around the planet in which I got my "Soul of Space" powers from in my inventory. I can teleport you there if you want.

Go ahead. How are we going to revive you, though?

As long as my body remains intact, I should be able to teleport my soul back into it. If not, just get me any vessel for me to use, and I'll be able to take it from there. Now, shall I take you guys to my land?

yes! I have to call a few people first, though.

Robotnik receives a transmission from the Codec he had been carrying since he first hired Jetstream Sam.

Who could this possibly be?

Robotnik takes a look.

Ah, it's our guest.

*ahem*

Hello. Flandre.

Yes I can here you.

Mm-hm…

Well, the monster that Metal Sonic was is gone. Metal Sonic's hull is still partially intact, but don't worry. The only reason he was so out-of-control was because of his interaction with the Warpstone (we have Crow to thank for that). But don't worry. I'll take care of Metal Sonic and the Warpstone.

And as for Jetstream, well, my knowledge of his whereabouts are somewhat limited at the moment. But don't worry, I can trace his Codec from here to get his location, which I suspect isn't too far from here.

Are you still in the medical ward?

Okay, I'll be right here.

OOC: Are you on the one that crash-landed?

Yes sir, I am. I believe that I'm doing better too. My wounds seem to have healed because of my what I am… Oh wait.. I didn't tell you this yet, but I'm a vampire.

She gives a nervous smile

Since I'm doing better now can I come to the bridge?

Calls sam
Gets hung up
damn. I guess he doesn't want to talk.
OOC: waiting til Zar & eggman finish their conversation

Robotnik pays little if any attention to the fact that Flandre is a vampire. He'd face sea monsters, mysterious gems which wield unimaginable power, spiky blue hedgehogs, and since that weird incident several months ago, he'd fought dragons, been eradicated from the timeline, faced gods of madness, been betrayed by a unicorn from a fantasy land, and he'd even befriended an Omnipotent Crow. Vampires did little to phase him.

If you think you're feeling better, then feel free. But you might want to wait for me to send an escort, which should take no more than five minutes, seeing as how large this ship is.

Heck, I designed the thing, and even I still get lost sometimes.

Er, never-mind. Do what you want, just tell me first so I don't have to send out an entire army thinking you've wandered off. Alright?

OOC: You done yet, robotnik?

Alright!

Flandre hangs up the Codec and waits for an escort bot that Robotnik sends shortly after their conversation. The bot arrives back at the bridge with Flandre in a few minutes. She stands next to Robotnik and Snively, viewing the mass destruction that she, the others, and Metal Madness caused.

OOC: My part is done for now, Falcon.

Giorno calls robotnik on his Codec
Hey, Robotnik, I was wondering, would you like to get off this planet onto another planet? It's sort of a fast travel thing You don't even have to go into space!
EDIT: whoops, called myself Falcon

@giorno
OOC: yeah sorry about that :p

Robotnik picks up his Codec, slightly annoyed.

What is it this time?

Robotnik looks at his Codec.

Ah, Giorno! Good to speak with you again!

Leave?

Now why in the world would I want to leave this planet?

We've won.

At least for now. Metal Madness is gone, and neither Asura nor his companion has attacked Mobius within the past few days.

So again, for what reason would I possibly want to leave?

This guy over here is going to destroy the world, and replace it with a new one. See, this world's balance is out of whack, and it needs to be replaced.
OOC: Sorry about what, Rambo?

OOC: No, I did not crash, I drifted through a warp in time and space since I was just sitting in the space of Alt Earth drifting.

@giorno
OOC: cuz i killed captain falcon and made u switch characters. thats what i meant.

anyways back in character;

Asura: oh i can think of a good reason for you to want to leave this planet eggman.

in front of the bridge of eggmans ship, asura is there floating in the air, staring eggman dead in the eyes

its been a while Doctor.

Lyra smiles deviously
Lyra: NOW!!!
Mane 6 form together, call upon machines Lyra created

Lyra: Attack the Army of Darkness!
they do so, inflicting heavy damage on the army
…
Ash sees Emerald, throws it down the cliff the Random Guys fell, then turns to Medic. who has transformed

Ash: All right… you're the head honcho here. I guess you go down first then.
revs up chainsaw, left hand is stabilized for now, and grabs Boomstick
Ash: Make your first move… I'll be ready!

…
RG #2 dying, RG #1 watches
RG #2: Make it quick… this hurts… like hell!
RG #1 nods, mercy kills RG #2

RG #1 stands alone, something falls onto the ground
RG #1: What's this?
Emerald glows, along with RG #1

RG #1 becomes clad in armor, and wields a rifle, name changes to Renegade
Renegade: Let's do it…
kills Nazi and other zombies behind him, continues back to Ponyville
…
OOC: Medic, note that without the Emerald, you're vulnerable. Not to say you're not powerful… and yes, I will use photos from New Vegas for Renegade…

What!? Under who's authority!?

NEVER-MIND!!! IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!

And do you want to know why?

BECAUSE THE ENTIRE BLASTED PLANET BELONGS TO ME, THAT'S WHY!!!

And this world doesn't need balance!

Under my rule, there is only order. MY order!

And I order you to get whoever decided they could just waltz around destroying planets on this Codec! NOW!!!

@eggman
OOC: you do realize im outside floating in front of the bridge of your ship looking at you dead on right?

(Time stops for everyone, the following images will be seen by everyone in this thread)
Ladies…fellow gentlemen…seems like you are stuck in a endless circle of life and death, no regrets or unforeseen consequences…Don't you think? Becouse…after all…It's much easier to destroy than create…in such a short…small…time span…

While I do approve the use of…certain actions for certain events…this pair of unthought paths you have decided to follow have gained quite a …disapproval among my benefactors…We agreed to not interfer…until now…

I am really impressed how far you have made it, to a point where's almost no room for doubt…Gaining quite a reputation since your…first day started but as progress was made…you were slowly missing the line…"jumping" out of the decisions you were supposed to make…We thought this non-required material of yours would finally cease to exist…but, to avoid further discusion between "them", I just agreed to talk directly with all of you..a wise advice…a phrase to be remembered…

Over the course of this..organized and prolonged conflict…you have been harming the positive view and concept of reality to a point were some of our…employees…no longer believe in the illusion of free choice…

Desist of those actions that involve a change in the scent of the place where you are standing on…such as remaking it…deleting it…I hope you are understand the gravity of this situation…You have enough time to think and imagine…better alternatives..

Soshite, toki ga ugokidasu…

Fine. I'm leaving you to die on your pitiful excuse for a planet.
Ends Call
I'm ready now.

I sit drinking tea with Medusa.

Yeah… I have never been wealthy. Don't even know what the god is of my shrine…

… just remembered I forgot to tell Flandre about the deal. Maybe I should tell her.

"You can communicate to her?"

No, but I can tell her who not to attack. True, it's still mettleing with her, but I would rather keep my partners from attacking each other.

a slow flash of light blinks from my forehead, and expands outwards, fading away

So how goes the stand research?

"I found this stands power frequency. All that's left for me to do is create a soul that can nullify it. Right now I can think of a way to nullify the gaze, but getting hit by the beams or touching it will still invoke it's power."

I can deal with the touches and the lasers (especially the lasers, thanks for the practice Marisa), but that at the very least gets rid of the main problem.

The BE YOUR AVATAR drinking game!
_Take a shot when Spark posts something and nobody gives two shits about it
_Finish the glass if he posts more than 2 images
_Take a sip everytime you feel like somebody is going to blow up the world
_Take a a shot when Giorno uses his stand
_Finish the glass if he heals himself at the end
_Take a shot when Zarath makes you go "HNNNNGHHHHH…"
_Another one if someone posts "HNGHHHHH…."
_Take a sip when Robotnik screams at Snively
_Another one if he is about to initiate some sort of master plan
_Another one if he says something about Sonic

By now, you should be dead…

OOC: I switched to using my phone, so I wasn't able to read the message you posted while I was typing.

BIC:

The Doctor had just finished his rant when he saw Asura, and immediatly dropped his Codec in surprise.

Robotnik: Snively, get Flandre out of here and back to where we traced Jetstream's signal. Now.

Snively merely nods and scurries away with Flandre in tow towards a transport vessel.

Robotnik remains calm.

Robotnik: Asura. I expected you to show up again sooner or later. Have you come to try and take over my mind? Because that's not going to work this time, Crow or no Crow.

Medusa: by the way, what do you think about this whole situation going on right now. you know the war, that loathsome fat eggfaced doctor and that pitiful creature crow? what is your side to all of this and what was it that made you side with the Asura?

sips tea

OOC: Just wait til you see what I have in store for when that soul gets used…

OOC: I give two shits about your posts, Spark. I've been following them ever since I joined. I like the way you use Gmod to make all the images custom. You have a lot of skill, good job.

asura crashes through the window and stands several meters away from eggman

no, trying to take control of your mind would probably do more harm to me than good due to the amount of stupidity that dwells in yours. i came here to finally end your miserable excuse of your life and end your dreams of domination and authority.

begins walking forward towards eggman. as this happens, a black like crimson aura begins to surround asura, slowly getting bigger and bigger.

OOC: Robotnik wasn't mad at you. He was mad at whoever is going to destroy Mobius (which I know it's MasterBurner, but the good doctor doesn't know that.)

OOC: Giorno ended the call because Robotnik was too stubborn to leave with Giorno when the planet was going to be blown to hell anyways, or so Giorno thought.

OOC: how difficult is to explain? May I ask you? How hard..how impossible is to explain? Is it some sort of miracle? Is this the real thread? Or It's a fantasy?
It's like everyone and I mean EVERYONE is playing their own little game where I'm like,
"Hi, guys I'm Spark…Remember me? The one that went to space before it was cool? The one that gave you LIZARDS, HOT CHICKS, BALLON MASTER?"
The one that despite being completely lost..STILL tries to give some sort of enemy, villian, npc for you to play?

Robotnik remains unfazed.

Oh Asura, I'd forgotten what a sense of humor you had. I was afraid you'd gone all serious the last time you were defeated and ran off like the coward you truly are.

God of madness? You can barely defeat a CROW!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

OOC: You mean the whole thread?

OOC: ill make it as simple and very easy to understand to my knowledge.

-alternate earth blew up

-everyone managed to escape to mobius (earth after eggman took over the world)

-me (asura) and Reimu (natsuru) descided to go to the home of a witch named medusa to uncover the secrets of Giorno's GER and the other stands

-sam, flandre, went back their mercs HQ, deciding not to help out eggman anymore and break his contract. he then later made a deal with Natsuru to work with me and her in exchange for a means to advance research of some sort.

-an imposter eggman shows up and descides to kill all humans, but the real egmann appears and an epic battle happens.

-masterburner descides to delete the planet, but asura stops her from doing so and injures her.
she then teleports giorno and some of his JJBA friends to another planet that masterburner came from.

-ann hiro is eating cookies in his mech in space somewhere

-flandre scarlet and eggman team up to defeat the imposter eggman and the madness machine that has nothing to do with me.

-medic and lyra are still in ponyville waging war uppon each other for the emeralds.

and the rest you can catch up on the last two pages. sorry but this is the best i can come up with. if im missing anything, please mention i to spark to let him on the loop.

just say that you end up in a city on mobius after the destruction of alternate earth and you have your buddies with you.

OOC: Alright Spark, I'm sorry that I have not explained things. I was waiting for Sam to do it, but he's gone.
Basically what has happened so far since alternate Earth blew up

-Robotnik was kidnapped by Metal Sonic and thrown into a jail. Thanks to the power of the discarded Warp crystal that Snively threw out, Metal Sonic became even more powerful and turned into Metal Madness. Metal Madness was defeated shortly after.

-Cheston and Mr. Foster are on an Egg Carrier back on Earth, it was highly damaged by Flandre's Laevatein. It's currently getting repaired at one of Robotnik's bases.

-Masterburner wants to delete the world and restore it to a state of peace, but was stopped by Asura.

-Sam made a deal with Reimu that for knowing the source of her power, he and Desperado would fight for her and Asura.

-The Balloon Master is still wandering around in the desert

-Giorno is with Masterburner at the moment with his crew, while I think that Tardises is still at the base. Captain Spark is with Tardises.

I'm sorry if I missed anything, this is just a summary. If I do remember anything I'll either edit this post or make a new one. Hope this helped.

EDIT: Derp, I was ninja'd. I'll still leave this up in case Rambo missed anything.

as asura aproaches him, his eyes begin glowing red with madness. he sends one of his scarf appendages to constrict eggman around his neck

im sorry, i cant seem to understand what your saying due to the sounds of your life about to be snuffed out by my hands. and dont worry, that bird will be joining you soon

OOC moment:

@Captain Spark: I admit I have payed very little attention to your posts as we have not occupied the same room yet in game. It's easier not to know the feats of the character than to pretend not to know. But I hadn't forgotten about you at all

@Captain Falcon: Oh but I knew you knew what I was going to try so I created my own plan to counter your plan as I was totally paying attention to your plan and not on another planet discussing what the heck the other person was going to counter plan with his plan and the plans colliding as we plan against each others counter counter counter counter plans.

(TL;DR, don't prepare for an event your character couldn't possibly find out about)

OOC: Oh, just since Earth exploded. Well, Asura and Flandre covered pretty much everything since then.

Sorry for not responding sooner.

OOC: My god, this started as a talking Crow and Captain Falcon fighting against Asura..You people make me sad and proud at the same time. I will just return to MY earth where things are clear. Call me when those whole Ctrl+ Alt+ Supr+World ends..

Spark and his fellow friends return to their respective Earth to fight the empire of the Ballon Master. And that said, I am leaving this thread for a while. No NPCs or nothing so you guys can have fun alone and I get to spend those two hours (normally used in Gmod pictures, PER picture) in TF2.

OOC:
But I knew you knew I knew what you were going to try, and I formulated a counter plan to you counter plan to my counter plan and so on and so forth.
Just joking, but I did something before that prepares me for this. It was experimental, but it'll save my ass. Totally wasn't thinking about what you were doing at all at the time.
All I have to say: Outdated model. (Still OOC, you don't know this)

@giorno and natsuru
OOC: both of your plans.