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no that's the guy's kym name any way if falsey shows up alert everyone mr wascot

Look at the state the crow has made this world.

This state of Twin Yins is against the very natures of balance. This isn't even twin yins, this is just a white circle with a squiggly drawn though it. I feel I have the cure…

BOUNDARY CREATION! "YIN AND YANG!"

And then suddenly the world returned to a state of Peace and Chaos

The all powerful crow very much enjoyed his circle with squiggly line world, he thought it was ever so peaceful and delightful however he feels the mortals must build without him, however…

The crow is watching you Natsuru Springfield

chill crow look here's an pencil that will erase cahos

YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED…
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE…

It's happening

Oh dear God…

Now Face The Mighty Bison.

Its been too long Ann, where have you been?

Places

I would join you… but I'm still stuck here in Equestria. For now, though, everything's fine! Just do what I did before!

I'm mad that I lost to someone today…

The battle went like this:

after recovering from my previous injuries, i now find myself awake in this pathetic world of balance.

rambo awake alert everyone

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!

BY ORDER OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE, UNITS UNDER THE COMMAND OF DR. ROBOTNIK ARE ORDERED TO OPEN FIRE ON RAMBO 01 THE MOMENT HE IS SPOTTED ANYWHERE WITHIN THE VICINITY OF THE BOUNDARIES OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE AND ITS CAPITAL CITY, ROBOTROPOLIS!!!

Hehehe… HAHAHAHA!!! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Also, as a side note, all units within the vicinity of Natsuru Springfield are hereby ordered to carefully monitor Nasturu Springfield until further notice for disturbing the circle-with-a-squiggly-line-world we once had.

by joint operation of the prexiains
I WILL HONOR THE ANTI RAMBO SQUADRON TO KILL RAMBO-1 ONCE AND FOR ALL also wascot will alert you

The great crow acknowledges your determination to destroy Rambo 01 Dr. Robotnik, therefore to aid in your efforts he will fabricate one weapon that you request.

i forgot my wallet today,
does anybody have some taiyaki?
<:3
…uguu~

Well, I do have a request for one particular weapon, though I have yet to officially name the aforementioned weapon.

You see, it works basically as a cannon to which my Egg Mobile can attach. The way it works is it uses the Master Emerald (which was presumably destroyed when the previous world underwent decimation) to zap the target with a reverse energy beam that, rather than unleashing destructive power upon the target, actually absorbs most of the target's power back into the (presumably destroyed) Master Emerald, leaving said target vulnerable to conventional attack.

Of course this weapon would be reserved only for targets too powerful to defeat via conventional methods, and can be set to absorb less power to avoid permanently harming the target.

It could also be used to take down shielding generated via a large structure or for smaller, personal shields without damaging the structure, vehicle, person, or whatever else the shield could have been protecting, and could be used to power down target vehicles without needing to destroy or even damage them physically.

It would also be able to be fired remotely via my Egg Mobile.

I'm considering calling it my "Egg Zapper."

i'll be stricken by this weapon

The crow will set about creating such a weapon…

Opens multiple inter-dimensional portals to places of varying times locations and technological levels and pulls the appropriate components back through into our world these parts being below

The crow has found a replacement for the lost Master Emerald, this…

The crow took it from a race of bi-pedal humanoid rat men and saw it fit for purpose, they called it a "Warpstone"

To limit the weapons power to prevent it from destroying its given target the crow obtained a Tsar Nuclear Bomb whilst it was in mid fall during its testing in 1961, he dismantled it, obtained the lead tamper and placed it inside the new weapon.

To make the target vulnerable post-attack the crow retrieved a engineering tool aptly named a "stasis module" from a derelict spaceship orbiting and yet to be identified planet/system, when activated the given target is temporarily captured in a bubble of slowed time.

The crow places all these parts together in chasis made of a incredibly strong metal which was also obtained from another dimension. Then to add the finishing touch "Egg Zapper" is emblazoned along the barrel

Here is your new weapon Dr. enjoy.

OHDEARGODWHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTWALKINTO

You look delicious.

It's nothing good, but all we can do is watch.

while i was away, i happen to stumble upon this mystical gem of some sort.

when i hold on to it, i can feel a surge of unnatural energy flow through me, raising my power beyond measure. i wonder what would happen if i absorb its power into my own.

O Powerful Crow? Is it possible that the gem Rambo 01 swallowed was one of the Chaos Emeralds you yourself fabricated to be even MORE powerful than the originals!?

And if so, are you certain that alien gem you found has a large enough energy capacity to contain not only Rambo 01's raw power, but the power of the new and improved Chaos Emerald as well?

Because if not…

I may need your help.

Did I ever tell you the definition, of insanity?

Power. I can feel. UNFATHOMABLE POWEEEEEEEER!

Don't worry guys, I got thi-

Fuckfuckfu-

GAH! Suddenly so much stronger!?!

The Power of the Gems intrigue me.
Hand them over at once.

By the way, Crow, I would like you to know that I am very pleased with my new Egg Zapper and am grateful you took the time to construct it for me.

As for me asking if the gem had a high enough energy capacity, I didn't need to ask, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TESTS ARE FOR!!!

ALL SYSTEMS!!! FULL POWAR!!! FIRE THE REVERSE ENERGY BEAM AT RAMBO 01 IN 3… 2… 1… FIRE!!!
THIS'LL ZAP THE ENERGY RIGHT OUT OF YOU!!! Hehehe… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I grow tired of playing around with mortals and a pathetic excuses of of a god

i shall kill you all, starting with that bird.

I think I shall show everyone what I gained from the South Pole.

(Breaking Character)
going to bed now, have work in morning,will continue tomorrow afternoon when i get back. try and wait for me. plz.

FYI: MY AVATARS NAME IS ASURA, KISHIN OF MADNESS.
well goodnight.

Wouldn't that be…
an upskirt?

….

i will just sit here in my dark corner and watch you

The great crow has finally returned from (work :/) a long day of jumping dimensions, molding new worlds and creating life, he watches and updates himself on the latest happenings…

@M. Bison, The crow has seen you grow in power and as such requests that you fight for his interests, what is you answer?

@Natsuru Springfield, You have failed the crow for the last time Natsuru, the great crow is a generous god but not a forgiving one! therefore he banishes you to the moon as punishment.

@Asura (Rambo 01), You dare threaten the great and powerful crow god? such a thing is nigh on blasphemy or insanity even, you must be truly unstable. To humor the crow he asks that you make the first move.

A temporary alliance, and nothing else.

Banishing me to the moon for not finishing the job you interuppted? You forget Omnipotent Crow, I have ways around omnipotent powers. Yukari!

@The Omnipotent Crow: You are a crow. You are not supposed to talk!

The Crow had high expectations of you, he thought you had the power to be quite unfazed by a extinction event, now he knows he is wrong.

The crow respects you for attacking him however, but here is my retaliation…

Seeing that there is no atmosphere or astronomical activity the crow cannot conjure a natural catastrophe, and from watching you neither can he mark you with a curse, you seem specialized in that area.

besides

The Great Crow very much enjoys launching asteroids at planets and moons, as a matter of fact he takes great pleasure from it, you don't have long until this asteroid strikes the moon, so make your move Natsuru Springfield.

I left for one day, and now everyone is a God here? What I missed?

Seems you are having me take out the big guns now.

Spell Card…

Dream Battle, Illusionary Moon



Then tears my way though the hole I made, escaping out the other side before the moon is knocked out of orbit

I dont know man, but heal the soldier! Fast! Or my readings indicate he will die from this slaughter shitstorm.

Are we preparing for war?
I shall start a victory garden immediately.

@Natsuru Springfield
Hmmm…The Crows bleak imagination is his main weakness, it is indeed a grave limiter on his omnipotence.
However, the attacks will continue, your inciting the rage of a god!

Nearby a small exit wormhole about 100 meters across is opened, however at the entrance of this wormhole a supernova event is taking place in effect making the exit wormhole a laser like cannon that is projecting a beam of pure super heated radiation.

Aims wormhole directly at Natsuru

I was wrong about not being able to utilize the tools I have in space to create weapons.

CROOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!

YOUR END IS HERE!!

lunch self in front to use second ability you will not attack crow you will attack the person who caused balance