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your feeble attempts of destroying me are pathetic.

give up mortas for there is no hope in defeating the madness.

Not again…
Should I abort people from time?

My Anus has been explored by monsters, nothing frightens me anymore.

What kinds of monsters?

Crossfire Incomeing, DREAM SIGN! DUPLEX BARRIER!

This is obviously not my fight.

If only we had some sorta, I dunno, a planeswalker or somethin'…

Now watch as I get anally violated

God dammit Dr. Robotnik, can't you just happily enjoy peace and delicious pyramid shaped cookies, obviously not, we will destroy you for the final time.

My readings indicate that a high cooking and baking activity has been reported from your behavior. Either you correct the behavior or make the respective modifications to your avatar Samurai.

Can't we all just sit down and enjoy these cookies?

Agreed, therefore its time to reveal that I am actually a crow, but not just any crow.

I am The omnipotent all powerful god Crow. FEAR ME DR.

Look, I was only trying to avenge your fallen cookie factories, but perhaps I went too far.

Leo has brought us more cookies, so I see no reason for another drawn-out conflict like last time.

I would be more than happy to help usher in an era of peace, but that cannot happen when I am constantly being threatened by you.

Truce?

Oh wait….great Crow offers sincere apologies, he has misread what you have said during his transformation.

As a token of apology he offers you…

Delicious fat-free cake, enjoy.

Thank you, my good crow.

i'll help you by giving him an taste of my prexian oil planes walk to new perexia and gather oil opps throws oil then light it on fire

The great crows memory has failed him and he is currently unable to recall who his enemies are, he believes there must be more than just Rambo 01.

I swear I must have been searched every thread in the galaxy twice now for an answer-- Does anyone on this planet know how to get water out of a crashed Quiiel’Antagish Sun-Ring freighter?
I got water on mine.

fire breath

Really? is that all?

Asura, just go home. You're ruining the slightly peaceful mood we had going.
I hope you're happy.

The great all powerful god surpassing crow has acknowledged you as his prime target, prepare to pay for disrupting cookie production and enjoyment.

Harnesses the full power of mother natures clouds and calls forth a rapid lightning storm upon Rambo 01

Lighting that strikes extreme explosive force that is…

If you want, I specialize in Exorcisms. I think it would work particularly well against the evil crazy dude with the bandages. (Also, I can dodge omnipotent powers, but only dodge and not immune.)

An exorcism would be most welcome, the crow thanks you for this contribution and offers you one wish.

Alright then, here I go!

you destroyed all my clothes, now im all sexy n naked in front of everyone. better cover up.

i hope your happy, i liked my shirt.

The crow does not accept failure Natsuru, there will be grave consequences for you if this does not succeed.

Very deadly life threatening consequence….

Alright then, here we go! Fantasy Orbs!

stands up dazed
What… what happened to me? Where am I? Where are my pants?

no look at your servents you got powerful for an few i was aiming at your servants if i were to aim at you you will die

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By the way, am I supposed to take a side?

uhh, i actually dont have any servants of followers. for your lack of grammer and foolishnesss, i cast this on you.

Well snap. That doesn't have that high of a Mana Cost at all.

But stiiiillll, doesn't stop the 4 incoming exorcism orbs headed at your face.

here is something for you.

(This next apocaliptic battle is brought to you by Grandma Betsy, the ol' fashionable way to kill…Sure, over the years we had a lot of imitators…Grandpa Betsy, Uncle Heavy, all of them shot in the head while walking around in public….no witnesses, no arrests…Meanwhile Grandma Betsy keeps going on….)
((GRANDMA BETSY….THE OL' FASHIONABLE WAY TO KILL…))

Oh, this battle will be good.

finds self in some destroyed landscape somewhere
What happened here? Oh, look, people! Hey, what are you all doing?
everyone watching huge battle
Oh, sweet!

GUYS GUYS GUYS!!!
SOMEONE ATE ALL THE COOKIES!!!

The price must be paid.

YAAAH!!!

Wild Exorcism Dance!

*Throws Clothes Pins everywhere*

twirling around
sees fight
turns into sparkly rainbow tornado of peacefulness and death
lands on battlefeild and hits everyone with my magic powers
Teehee~

first to get hit by sparkly rainbow
What!? What's goin' on!?
tearing noise

OH, F*CK YES! HANDS!!! AND THEY'RE ROBOTIC!!! I'MA JOIN IN THIS FIGHT!
notices everyone hit by rainbow
Well, f*ck. That puts a damper on my mood.

Fools! Once I've finished constructing my Egg Fleet, I'll be unstoppable!

Oh boy, this will be troublesome. Duplex Barrier (Easy Mode)!!!

FOOLISH EGG SHAPED HUMAN! YOU FORGOT ABOUT MANY WEAPONS THAT CAN STOP YOU, LIKE…

THE ORBITAL FRIENDSHIP CANNON!!!

Don't make me use it…

Mmm… that vas delicious!...................OK! I ATE THEM! I LOVE SO MUCH THE COOKIEZ! VHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? KILL ME? YOU ZEE CAN NOT KILL ME WITH MY ARMY OF GODS!

…Hawt.

Now. Which one of you bastards ate the cookies before I could get to them again.
Was it you, Medic?

The Crow returns from his slumber and finds his world lacking even more, he see's never ending war, chaos and confusion as the mortals and planeswalkers hurriedly rush to attack one another over confused alliances.

Those who declare themselves disciples of the almighty crow will be pulled from this world and spared from vindication, now…

The crow will end this world in a new, fresh and much needed extinction event

Who is to emerge from this new world, mighty Crow?
Will I be the first human to dwell the landscape?