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No problem, here you go, also as a bonus I threw in one of my new porduct, which I call the Megachip Cookie. 4 meters in diameter and loaded with 2 tons of chocolate chip, you won't find 'em anywhere else.

You need milk to go with that cookie ~Nyan

Can I have more cookies? My components require at least a 30% cookie consume per day.

Hm… I probably shouldn't eat cookies, considering how… large I am, but if I really cared for my health, I would've gone on a diet a long time ago.

I'll take 2 dozen sugar cookies.

@Cyborg Leox, Heres a fresh batch enhanced with electrolytes for maximum performance.

@Rob O.T. Nik PhD, Acknowledging your weight problem Ive made a batch of cookies that technically contain no sugar and as a substitute are filled with aspartame so that they keep that sweet taste, perfectly safe.

Can I have star shaped cookies that taste like sandwiches?

(peeks out from bottom of sea)

Someone say cookies?

The cookies are mine!

~nyan

NEVAR! Those cookies are mine!

extends arm to steal cookie

Here we go again…

You will hand over the cookies to me now, else I shall kill you so hard you will die to death.

People die when they are killed.

~Nyan

>Cookie sales

>Me

I AM GAME

THEREFORE BAD TRANSLATED

Enough! I, the great scientific genius, Dr. Robotnik, claim all cookies for myself!

Now, you WILL sell me ALL of your cookies, or else I'll have to take them from you… BY FORCE! The hard way…

Before taking all my cookies I suggest you try a sample, so you know what your buying into……..go on….try it

try it Dr. Robotnik

gives her more engery drink

You bunch of maggots make me feel ashamed, fighting over food, WHEN YOU ALL SHOULD BE OUT THERE FIGHTING THE ENEMY!, but who is this enemy?

I can't do it by my own for too much time, a leader is nothing without a team, Reimu and Robotnik are red, so will be perfect additions, since one is DBZ-level overpowered, Robotnik, you build robots and stuff, you are his perfect counterpart.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BOYS!

Guys, I need my cookies in case someone breaks into my house….
They'll be all like "Oh, free cookies!" but when they eat them, they'll die a horrible arsenic-and-sugar death.

What about catbread?

That would be cannibalism.
Besides, who would eat such an adorable cat?
… in a non-perverted way

Why, that was very kind of you. I mean it. In fact, that was so generous, I think I'll let you eat the first bite. No , really. I insist.

No no no I couldn't possibly as im too full after recently helping myself to a large portion of them. In all honesty I can assure you that there absolutely….

To die for epic cliche

Oh, I'm certain they are, but it would be rude of me to consume such a delicacy as extravagant as this without first offering a portion to the gentleman who was kind-hearted enough to give me one of his most excellent pastries for free.

Therefore, I refuse to consume this product until I have demonstrated my gratitude to you, most honorable Samurai.

I'll have some then! I get to be human, wear pants, and eat cookies all in one day!? How cool is that?
eats cookie

OH GOD LOOK AT ME I'M ALL OVER THE PLACE BOUNCING OFF THE WALLS AND-
falls over

Someone, please pick up that pony.

AAAWWWOOOOOooooooo…

Is anyone here a veterinarian?

I vote we roboticize her, that way, she'll be my robotic slave she'll be able to make a complete recovery.

Eating cookies with milk

Is that your answer to everything?

I need at least one cookie before I use Aeroblast on someone again.

cookie

Wait, can I eat chocolate?

I still can't hold these cookies.

Maybe…

Anyone for roboticizing her say aye.
Anyone against say nay.

Nay.

That's because you never agreed to my offer, which would allow you to from this:

to this:

There's no way i'm trusting an egg shaped scientist.

Oh, you mean the same way YOU blindly follow a Sith Lord capable of destroying Jedi ten times as powerful as you?

Well they're more trustworthy than you.

*Eating the last of the cookies*

That was the last cookie?

>Cookie stocks

Ill make more!

Wait, I CAN'T EAT CHOCOLATE! F

Lugia fainted

(You're probably right… heh heh…)

Come, now, let's be reasonable. What use would I have for a roboticized pony?

Besides, isn't the ability to become the Jedi's greatest fear worth the risk?

Fine, if I am that untrustworthy to you, I'll allow your Magna Guards to observe the operation, in order to ensure your safety.

make them without chocolate too and some with chocolate and add my engery drink

I still never got my order.

"AYE!"

ENOUGH WITH THE COOKIES!!!!!!!

I AM THE REASON WHY YOUR FEEBLE STOCKS ARE GOING DOWN. I JUST DESTROYED ALL OF YOUR FACTORIES AND CONSUMED THE SOULS OF ALL THE EMPLOYEES. NOW I DARE ANYONE TO CHALLENGE ME.

BY THE ORDER OF DR. ROBOTNIK, ALL ENEMIES OF THE SAMURAI ORDER ARE ENEMIES OF THE EGGMAN EMPIRE!!!

GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!