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All the Crows loyal disciples will awake upon a great plain on a much new more peaceful Earth, the previous strife's of war have all been blasted from the landscape in the extinction event and there is now nothing but peace for now

markhaox14 you have the privilege of gracing this new land, enjoy, as the crow must now "chill"

stands on markhaox14 shoulder

regenerates self i'll planeswalk to get humans

damnit, your previous atttack was pretty good.

wait till i……….
(sees you using your shield from the ground)
uuuuuhhhh,

i can see your pantsu from down here.

W-wait a minute! All of my machines… even my grand city of Robotropolis!

Even my precious Egg Mobile… gone?

And what about the Chaos Emeralds?

Im all powerful crow there is no need to worry, you, your city and your Egg Mobile will all be saved and granted to you upon gracing the new world.

As for these Chaos Emeralds I will re-fabricate and improve them by giving them a much high energy yield.

So then as I launched my stun,I stabbed the man repeatedly with my large sword. Then I proceeded, to drink some tea.

and then

Hmm, I wonder what my good friend/mortal enemy the Nostalgia Critic would think of this this thread.
…
Hey NC! Come over here!
What's your first reaction to what you see here?

"My god, it's still going!"

That it is Critic, that it is. By the way, do you only speak in quotations from your reviews?

The following "Ask the Robotnik" is brought to you by Steel Peel!
Tails from the "Green hill zone" asks:

"Dear Robotnik, me and my friends laugh hysterically everytime you get your ass kicked by Sonic becouse we hate you so, so, SO very much…and then there's a crude drawing of a hand with the middle finger extended…"

Robotnik: That…that wasn't even a question…That was just mean…

Mean but funny! Thanks for writing!

nicol appears out of nowhere W:hey we saw you extending your finger at the other planeswalker grabs wascot "get in your bloody tank" W:yea yea yes sir… "technical difficulties"

I would have just roboticized that two-tailed pest anyway.

By the way, I really hope things don't get out of control like last time. I'd really hate to have to use the Death Star to destroy this planet.

"How could YOU possibly harness the power of the Death Star!?", you might say?

Well…

^ THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING

Now, anyone got anymore cookies…ones with out chocolate in them?

Without chocolate?……..The Crow simply does not understand this gibberish.

explores the new world, finding it too colorful and happy
Oh, dear god, that can only mean one thing…
I'm in…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Population of Humans: 1
I feel so alone… anyone know how to get back?
starts heading towards town, sighs
At least I still got my robotic…!?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

^ You lucky motherfucker.

I hope you have a stable life there.

Or if you want, we can trot places with each other.

Someone asked for non-chocolate cookies?

CarloScout, if you want to switch bodies, use Heart Swap. Good luck learning that without being a Pokemon.

More Cookies?

wanders into town, sees it filled with bright ponies
No humans in sight… just horses.
Pinkie Pie walks up, gasps loudly, and takes off
WAT.

continues exploring

SCHOO NAOI!!! THOSE COOKIES DON'T BELONG TO YOU!!!

Gah! Curse this stupid anime skirt flipping updraft! It's been following me since I was 14!

I WANT ALL OF YOUR COOKIES

If you want cookies, you have to order first.

Can I zee order a pack of cookies, please? PLEASE?

I salute you anime skirt flipping updraft.

Gathering workforce

Listen to me brethren! the mortals are requesting more cookies, we will acknowledge this and provide everyone with a fresh batch of there desired cookie daily.

Now, to work!

white pony appraoches me

"Hello!"
Look around, confused

Me?
she nods
"You must be new here!"

Uh… you can… talk?

looks at me confused
(someone continue this as Bonbon!)

I'm dizzy. I've been spinning and spinning.

I left for one day, and all this happened.
Why must everything escalate so quickly?

My automated programmings could help in doing the sweet bisquit making process a lot faster at minus the personal touch.

Cookies? I would much prefer some wine and whores, thank you very much.

By the power invested in me from the internet.
I KILL YOU!!!
(that is really creepy.)

@Cyborg Leox, The Crow now entrusts you with manufacture side of the business seeing as you are more than capable of managing automated factories.

@MasterBurner, The Crow destroyed the planet for the greater good so that we can all enter a time of piece and so that the crow can finally enjoy some of these…

Delicious, unresistable, gorgeous cookies that everyone has been talking about.

Um… Crow? Is there any chance the world you've created for us to live peacefully is the same world Lyra (markhoax14) woke up on?

All of those who followed inhabit the same world yes, markhoax14 however seemingly woke up on a very different part of it or is in a comatose state where we have the privilidge of seeing his "reality"

runs around and backstabs the defenders in a somewhat annoying manner

"Oh-ho-ho-ho!"

I think I'm on a mountain of some sort…good thing I can fly

Well, anyone who has no place to stay in this new world is welcome in Robotropolis, at least until everyone has found appropriate living arrangements.

Tell me, Omnipotent crow, how similar is this world to the one we previously inhabited, if similar at all?

Neigh

Ponies… ponies everywhere… glad one of them was nice enough to give me a place to stay for the night. Need to find a way back, though… Can anyone hear me? If so… I want to come back to Earth… please… don't leave me here…

falls asleep

Do you think I really give a f*ck if earth was destroyed, Equestria exists or a crow talks?
I can still make cookies. Here…

Can I have one?

Ah, but if Equestria does exist, then you'll be competing with Pinkie Pie's cupcakes!

Not to mention my chili dogs! (Whose recipe, by the way, was complimented by Sonic himself.)

Cupcakes, Cookies and Chili Dogs co-exist.
Besides, Oreo doesn't exist in Equestria.

planeswalked to equestira keep watch for ramiro wascot

Robotropolis? I prefer Coaltown.

No the name is just Wascot….Mister Wascot also works…

I am no longer certain what to do any more. Do I keep fighting Rambo up there or…?

The Chimigangas can co-exist too?

The new world is mostly similar to the one before except the overall landscape of the planet is much more eroded and flatter and a huge crater spanning thousands of kilometers across dominates the north pole.

Lifeforms consist of monstrous sea creatures whilst the land is inhabited by basic mammals, although predators greatly outweigh the prey.

The only intelligent forms of life are the ones the great crow has brought here.

St. Nick… dead?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sea creatures?

The only intelligent forms of life?

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?