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Official Message from Vascony

Vlad, if another nuke goes off this planet is turning into a snowball. For realsies.
Also aren't there functional colonies still on Mars? Maybe we should try to talk to them.
Also prepare your navy hole.

Attention NERV stop Look at the Otaku People's newest toy stop Pretty nifty huh question mark stop It's too bad that your laws don't let us trade it with you full stop
all caps edit colon If you got Syn apostrophe s monty python reference in that turn then you are awesome full stop
EDITEDIT: Sorry for not using telegraph lingo, but I need to share this bit from my recent turn message:
"a democratic pseudo-government called "The Union" separate but equal to the Corpos, who act like a labor union pushing frivolous things like "fair wages" and "Worker Health and Saftey" down the throat of onto the agenda of Corpos."

It's for power™.

But seriously, I'm not going to nuke anyone. I just wanted to see if a nuclear program was possible. And, knowing our history with WMDs, I'm going to scrap the program.

Edit: It's also worth noting that German was the first country to even get nuked in NatRP and I was it's leader.

Anyone want to trade with resource-rich Brazil? I'm looking to modernize. And stay far, far away from Venezuela.

Is it time already for Angmar Zealots to Crusade against Heathens?

@Syndic: 1. Is Aeriya still doing the Torture-style Eugenics thing. 2. Does religion matter in this one because you know I'll totally make that a thing.

Hi howdy.

Edit: Official Warning to the Otak Empire

The Okinawa Islands are under the dominion of the State of Japan and NERV. If you do not withdraw your forces immediately, we will be forced to engage your military in combat.

Way to be in the wrong ocean for me to possibly reach you, chump.

Well FINE, I didn't even want to trade with you…b-baka!

I may enjoy beginning the trade of trading with your country.

The Okinawa Islands were neutral territory when we peacefully settled on them. We will not negotiate with terrorists, particularly ones that think that the world is going to be taken over by angels. ANGELS.

Alright. I'm coming into discussion now. I'd like to set up trade with Cattonia and Vascony. It would be beneficial to all of our nations.

Historically Japanese though, which may explain why an ultra-nationalist state like NERV wants them.

And to exterminate the Otakus. They have been a blight on Japan's culture long enough.

I won't give up land that is rightfully mine on account of your petty nationalism.

I'm in Brazil and don't know you exist. :3

I was talking to fridge brah

Sure. I don't see why not.

You quoted me brah
I'm withdrawing your boating privileges
Your mother and I are very disappointed in you

@Vascony
Would it be okay if Leninland sets up a small colony in the unclaimed parts of South America? It would help to make trade easy between our two countries

MDF is correct. Prior to the Second Impact, the Okinawas were a part of Japan, and still are. We exert claim over them, and demand you leave.

This is the straw that will break the camel's back. If you do not leave, we will kick you out.

As for this nonsense about angels, we have no idea what you're blabbering about.

How about no. I have a manifest destiny complex going on here. Go to Europe or something.

Well can we at least trade then?

@Crona & Fridge

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

@KYMnatRP
LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMBLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!

Only took us about 6 turns to get to the brink of war.

A fight.
I wish I could get involved. I have no ocean vehicles, so I can't get involved. Damn.

You could swim.

@Weasel:
No boats? Did your troops walk to Kamchatka? That must have been brutal.

If you really want a fight, it looks like it wouldn't take much more expansion for you to get Fridge Logic interested.

Peasants, trained archery military, landscape technology observers/scanners, tacticians, bow ammunition, food, movable shelter, bow creating villagers and weapon resources.

All swimming across the ocean.
I don't have strong, large ships to transfer such military and support power. Just enough to claim land and discover.
What sick mind do you have.

Now don't be like that, drowning builds character!

Only? It's been tame for quite a while comparatively.

BTW
@pavifica I'm taking Baja California, the area around the port, but I'll still be a friend, no invasion.

True, but when this all started it seemed everyone was trying to use diplomacy instead of war.

@sloth
I think everyone had the unsaid agreement that they would each try to get a big enough sword to swing before striking

Hey.

Keep your big nose where it belongs, in Europe. I don't need this matter to be inflamed any more than it already is; war is a waste of my time.

>no boats
>no boats
>no boats

@Fridge
Fine, we will withdraw in six to twelve moths, but I already set up executive actions for this turn, I cannot do anything further.
EDIT: Also, you know what I'm talking about when I say you're afraid of angels, considering your namesake.

@Carnotaur

I have no pretensions to owning any significant amount of Baja territory. I just want the port-town and shipbuilding supplies.

Colonize away!

Thank you for coming to your senses. I anticipate your withdrawal to occur in the turn after this next one.

And really I have no idea what you're talking about. What are angles?

Ah, diplomacy.

Official Message from Vascony

ur ghey lol XD

Official Message from Kickassia
i bet u kiss gurls fagot

Official Message from Vascony

>you have no boats
>no boats
>what are you doing with your life

Official message from Kickassia
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

Official message to Kickassia from the Holy Angmar Imperium:

Ur name sux heretic.

Official message from Kickassia
>Implying Holy Angmar Imperium is any better

Official message from the Enlightened Republic of Sastrei
Why are we all doing dis?^

Official retort from the Holy Angmar Imperium:

>Kickassia
>Kick ass
>Awful juxtaposition
>Loses nearly first every time anyway

Official message from Kickassia

Official Blah blah bluh:

Why do you need to post such a large image.

Yo Cale feel like reuniting our Churches?
Or more accurate the remnants of Catholicism in Brazil with Orthodoxy?

Aw yea, son. Heathens beware.