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Yard Sale

Someone is selling a Playstation 2, the girl sees it and asks how much it cost…
($450 due to its rarity)

She doesn't have the money, but pays him with sex…

A male Wanted to Fuck a Female.

Gay secks on the moon.
Oh wait…
IT'S NOT GHEY IF IT'S ON THE MOON!
that was a relatively obscure injoke in comparison to the others but oh well

Someone gets a robotic waist and legs after an accident. The cause of the accident was a reckless driver…

and then they fukd GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY

Not exactly a porn scene, but this thread inspired me to write this pasta just now.

It started off just like any other morning in the Hundred Acre Woods. Pooh Bear scoured his pots for the last drop of honey, but came up dry. He had awoken early due to his insatiable craving for honey. Just then, he thought a thought.

Pigglet had mentioned about a week prior that there were honey pots stored deep in the internet. That must be where Pooh needed to search. He booted up his computer that Christopher Robin had lent him, and opened up the internet browser. Now if only Pooh knew where those Honey Pots were. Pooh thought and thought until his stomach made the rumblies.

"That was it!"

His stomach had finally produced a sufficient answer, just type "Honey Pot" into the web browser. Surely it must be that easy, or else how would anyone else find them?

Pooh was presented with a number of links, to which he clicked on the one that said "4chan." He chose that one in particular because it said the honey pots were on /b/ and Pooh knew that bees kept all the honey.

Just then Pooh heard a knock at the door.

"Oh my!" Pooh jumped in excitement, "I wonder who that could be this early in the morn-"

Pooh didn't have a chance to finish his sentence. At that moment, smoke filled the room and the door came crashing down.

Men in black and white suits came rushing in with guns and tackled Pooh Bear to the ground. They pined him down with such force that his stuffing began to come out of his seems. Pooh was nearly knocked unconscious by the pain he was put in.

Out of the corner of his eye, Pooh could have swore he saw Rabbit talking to one of the men. He appeared to be jumping up and down while shouting "IT'S HIM! IT'S HIM! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S BEEN CAUSING ALL THIS TROUBLE IN THIS NECK OF THE WOODS!!!"

I wanted to continue with a side story about Christopher Robin, but the shorter, the sweeter and the whole 5000 characters max poses a problem too.

Dickbutt.jpg

Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of proc…

…ah, fuck it.

This pops up in the middle of the screen:

A girl is driving in a lonely road and her car breaks. She obviously doesn't know how to fix it, so she waits for help. Five minutes later, a dude arrives in his car and tries to help her, but realizes he doesn't have the propper tools. Another 5 minutes later, another dude arrives and helps the chick, and since she's thankful for the help, she's willing to do anything to repay. However, it turns out both dudes were gay, and the girl disappears in the horizon as the guys have hardcore anal sex.

Walk up in the club like, "What up I got a big cock".

You clearly don't know this site well.

So let me show you.

(Careless Whisper begins playing)

(You can fill in the blanks from here)

coming soon

Sonic and Robotnik in: Get a load of THIS!

Let's just say that Sonic's in a buttload of trouble.

People shrink inside someone's house. Some ant with a sexy voice comes down from a window and asks "You wanna grow big?". Meanwhile, smooth-as-chocolate music plays in the distance.

And then ant sex happens.

suddently…

orgy party on forum
everyone,s trying to rape randromman.

on that day, randoman was sad

the end

dafuq man