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MDFification wrote:

>yfw they said they were all going to have children together, then wake up with messed up hair in pairs on quest beds when the juju wears off

Mfw>

MDFification wrote:

>yfw they said they were all going to have children together, then wake up with messed up hair in pairs on quest beds when the juju wears off

Not to forget Jane is pretty stressed, so she's obviously having her period.

UPDATE FINALLY

TBH in retrospect we should have seen it coming though.

Jack Noir is still the cancer Just like Caliborn, Jack had to remove a leg to escape. Unlike Caliborn, Jack did not have an actual prosthetic, so he used what he had – a golden Skaia spire as a pegleg. Lil Cal has influenced every villain so far. Bec Noir got him after killing Dad and Mom, and then went on his multiverse rampage. I still think that Cal was the one that influenced Gamzee to stop eating slime. Finally, Caliborn had him at one point – assuming Cal is Lord English. Jack is free of weapons restrictions, being a Carapace. Slick could equip Deudly Firearms, perhaps he can equip English’s Gun. My theory is that just as English emerged from Scratch in the Alpha Troll session, he is now emerging from Jack in the Beta Kid session. Caliborn is somehow outside of time, hence why he is on Earth even though Earth already has had a session, no matter which iteration you look at. Cal is his method of transferring his God Tier, Lord English to another being. Gamzee’s powers somehow involve being able to switch between universes, or something – he still confuses me. In any case, Cal uses Gamzee to transport Lil Cal to the next universe’s host.

At least, that’s what I think.

Madcat just pointed out to me on IRC that even though it doesn't seem that Doc Scratch was involved with Lil' Cal, he was actually created with his paradox slime. There's the Beta Troll connection.

Twilitlord wrote:

UPDATE FINALLY

TBH in retrospect we should have seen it coming though.

Jack Noir is still the cancer Just like Caliborn, Jack had to remove a leg to escape. Unlike Caliborn, Jack did not have an actual prosthetic, so he used what he had – a golden Skaia spire as a pegleg. Lil Cal has influenced every villain so far. Bec Noir got him after killing Dad and Mom, and then went on his multiverse rampage. I still think that Cal was the one that influenced Gamzee to stop eating slime. Finally, Caliborn had him at one point – assuming Cal is Lord English. Jack is free of weapons restrictions, being a Carapace. Slick could equip Deudly Firearms, perhaps he can equip English’s Gun. My theory is that just as English emerged from Scratch in the Alpha Troll session, he is now emerging from Jack in the Beta Kid session. Caliborn is somehow outside of time, hence why he is on Earth even though Earth already has had a session, no matter which iteration you look at. Cal is his method of transferring his God Tier, Lord English to another being. Gamzee’s powers somehow involve being able to switch between universes, or something – he still confuses me. In any case, Cal uses Gamzee to transport Lil Cal to the next universe’s host.

At least, that’s what I think.

Madcat just pointed out to me on IRC that even though it doesn't seem that Doc Scratch was involved with Lil' Cal, he was actually created with his paradox slime. There's the Beta Troll connection.

This is a nice theory. I'd like to point out that Jack has already equipped and used Deudly Firearms.

Shit I forgot to add back in the bullets. Oh well. Besides, I expounded my theory earlier in response to one by Captorquest. Makes a lot more sense than my hurried one I made earlier. Read his read more, too; it raises a lot of good points.

EDIT: you know what, here's that earlier theory too, with bullets this time. Should make it more legible.

TBH in retrospect we should have seen it coming though.

  • Jack Noir is still the cancer
  • Just like Caliborn, Jack had to remove a leg to escape. Unlike Caliborn, Jack did not have an actual prosthetic, so he used what he had – a golden Skaia spire as a pegleg.
  • Lil Cal has influenced every villain so far. Bec Noir got him after killing Dad and Mom, and then went on his multiverse rampage. I still think that Cal was the one that influenced Gamzee to stop eating slime. Finally, Caliborn had him at one point – assuming Cal is Lord English.
  • Jack is free of weapons restrictions, being a Carapace. Slick could equip Deudly Firearms, perhaps he can equip English’s Gun.
  • My theory is that just as English emerged from Scratch in the Alpha Troll session, he is now emerging from Jack in the Beta Kid session. Caliborn is somehow outside of time, hence why he is on Earth even though Earth already has had a session, no matter which iteration you look at. Cal is his method of transferring his God Tier, Lord English to another being. Gamzee’s powers somehow involve being able to switch between universes, or something – he still confuses me. In any case, Cal uses Gamzee to transport Lil Cal to the next universe’s host.

At least, that’s what I think.

Last edited Feb 03, 2013 at 12:30AM EST

First we see "I want to play a game" etched on the pumpkin, then Jack amputates his chained leg off with a hacksaw.

Clearly Hussie has been watching the SAW series lately.

We are also seeing more examples of Cals mysterious magical properties. It is now capable of transmitting mind control telekinesis between different iterations of itself in time. Or at least that's how it appears. Any idea's on how that worked?

Last edited Feb 03, 2013 at 03:08AM EST

Well.

We've been played for fools this whole time. Suddenly the Condesce has the Ψiioniic's powers? Or is being controlled by the Ψiioniic or something? It looked like the same thing as when Vriska or Tavros use their control powers, except that Sollux doesn't have that ability, so the Ψiioniic shouldn't, either, by what we've seen…

Still, WHAT? Isn't he permanently connected to the battleship or something?

Twilitlord wrote:

Well.

We've been played for fools this whole time. Suddenly the Condesce has the Ψiioniic's powers? Or is being controlled by the Ψiioniic or something? It looked like the same thing as when Vriska or Tavros use their control powers, except that Sollux doesn't have that ability, so the Ψiioniic shouldn't, either, by what we've seen…

Still, WHAT? Isn't he permanently connected to the battleship or something?

>actually he's been dead for a while.
>we've already seen the Condescence use the psychic powers of others. It's suggested that she developed hers over the eons of being alive with herself. And testing.

Greninja wrote:

UPDATE!

They died in their Quest Beds but they were also destroyed with them. Will they go God Tier?

I recall something about "guessing which Alpha won't make it through the update".

Roxy

Greninja wrote:

UPDATE!

They died in their Quest Beds but they were also destroyed with them. Will they go God Tier?

No Hussie wouldn't go THAT low to kill the Alphas…
Right guys?
right?
ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ﹖

At this point, the alphas don't really serve a point to the story as a whole. Dirk even recognizes this. I doubt Hussie's going to kill them off, though.

I think I"m going to sleep well tonight knowing that after seeing all this character development go on between everyone. I can't be the only person who thought it was really cute when Dirk wanted to praise Roxy for not angsting with other three right?

Tahrdan Ismeh Wu-Temporis wrote:

They have ascended. Despite this Jane and Jake are still somewhat scared of the new Jack

Give me one good reason why they shouldn't be outright terrified.

On tumblr someone pointed out that the colored lines going on in the background while they ascend resemble Lord English's God-Tier-killing ability. So yeah, there is that.

Also if a guy covered in blood with flashing billiard balls for eyes and a crowbar was rushing me, I'd probably freak out too. Not to mention that they don't necessarily know how powerful they are yet; John was mostly aided by the Breeze to start out for example. Jade was helped by her aspect, since Witches apparently know how to use it immediately or something, so she isn't necessarily an ideal example either. Maybe they just aren't aware, I don't know.

@Ivan

That scene would have been followed with Lord English firing a massive beam from his mouth and vaporizing all the ponies in one fell sweep. Including the god tier alicorns and killing all the ghost ponies…twice

Then later he pursues Lauren Faust who shoves a mechanically augmented Discord over a balcony in a hospital bed. Lauren turns around to Face Lord English, pulls out a Calliope's white revolver and uses it for a last stand. Hoping she can use the Magic of Friendship to her advantage

But who is she kidding; Magic is totally fake. Lord English guns her down with an AK103.

Dead.

Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

@Ivan

That scene would have been followed with Lord English firing a massive beam from his mouth and vaporizing all the ponies in one fell sweep. Including the god tier alicorns and killing all the ghost ponies…twice

Then later he pursues Lauren Faust who shoves a mechanically augmented Discord over a balcony in a hospital bed. Lauren turns around to Face Lord English, pulls out a Calliope's white revolver and uses it for a last stand. Hoping she can use the Magic of Friendship to her advantage

But who is she kidding; Magic is totally fake. Lord English guns her down with an AK103.

Dead.

ITT: Bronystuck

So ever since Rose and Kanaya started dating she had a drinking problem. And ever since Roxy got into her session she kicked her drinking addiction. Hmmm….

Here, have the entire Homestuck discography via HTTPS download.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/85859295/Homestuck-Discography.html
Uploaded and scanned by me. About 2.6GB for all the albums
Album information [HS bandcamp]
Use Sound credits If you need to find a specific file for the flash animation that you like.

Bonus upload Caliborn – Enter from [s] Caliborn – Enter The bonus upload is not yet released on HS bandcamp. Its called "Eternity's Shylock".

Please notify me if any of the links stop working.

Last edited Feb 27, 2013 at 06:56PM EST

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Here, have the entire Homestuck discography via HTTPS download.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/85859295/Homestuck-Discography.html
Uploaded and scanned by me. About 2.6GB for all the albums
Album information [HS bandcamp]
Use Sound credits If you need to find a specific file for the flash animation that you like.

Bonus upload Caliborn – Enter from [s] Caliborn – Enter The bonus upload is not yet released on HS bandcamp. Its called "Eternity's Shylock".

Please notify me if any of the links stop working.

Ivan, while I respect the effort you went through to get this, I feel like we should be buying all this music, or at least not linking it in a public forum. It's like $10 for 60 songs, too.

Just my two cents.

Skeletor-sm

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