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@Lunar

Yea, you'd think Dirks power means he would Destroy souls rather than steal them.

But then again, how do you destroy a soul?

Maybe he destroys the connections that keep a soul attached to a physical body, rather than actually stealing them.

he ripped her soul from the body so now she isnt wearing the ring but an empty body is
DUN DUN DUN

Turns out there was an update yesterday.

Aranea's actions have certainly shaken Vriska up hard. At least she still has one friend.

meenah da bes' royal troll.

>mfw "WHY WON'T YOU D13?"

In my defense it was only a matter of time until the joke was made…

Gamzee must do a pretty good job of straddling the line between Heroic and Just. Either that or he's coked up on some impressive painkillers

I just have to say this about the update.

THANK YOU FOR FINALLY ASKING THAT QUESTION, TEREZI.

I want to know why the bastard won't die myself.

Oh well, it means you can make him suffer even more. Succeed where Nepeta could not…

No. NO. NO. WHY WOULD YOU STOP THERE, YOU ALMOST HAD HIM, TEREZI. WHY. WOULD. YOU. STOP!?

(And then he released a vast HONK of his own…)

SOMEONE JUST KILL THE PURPLE BLODDED MURDEROUS BASTARD.

That may be the most terrifying thing Gamzee has done so far.

Nightmares, people; nightmares.

In new Upd8… Am I the only one here that was confused as to why Rose can actually cast bolts of light, rather than just "Knowing stuff"?

It took me till about the point where I realized that Wizards who's job is also to know stuff, can do much the same.

Funny.

WELL FOLKS, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS IT. (Check the NEWS on MSPA).

So, I'm taking bets. TIME FOR UNPRECEDENTED AMOUNTS OF SPECULATION.

Will Homestuck end this year, or next?

Who else will die?

What will be the final ships?

What is the fate of the human race? The trolls?

Will Homestuck have a happy ending?

It's kinda sudden and incredibly unexpected. I guess this means that Jade is for sure permadead, unless Hussie decides to bring her back for some reason. I'm super curious what role LE is actually going to play in the end of all this. Also, I'm going to bet it ends very early next year so that Hussie can catch up on other stuff while completing this.

Will Homestuck end this year, or next?

Likely, never

Who else will die?

Everybody will die. Hussie won't finish the script until Homestuck has more main character casualties than the entire series of LOST. And then he will make more main characters to replace them.

What will be the final ships?

Well we've got a bunch of possibilities. But I still have a hunch that Dirk/Jake will return to the spotlight even though those two kinda broke it off earlier.

What is the fate of the human race? The trolls?

Death. Everything must die.

Will Homestuck have a happy ending?

Death IS the happy ending.

. I guess this means that Jade is for sure permadead

Looks like she isn't getting a chance for revival, but even then, 'Dead' never means 'Gone' in Homestuck (Unless it's Nepeta). We'll definitely see more of Jade the next time Calliope comes into the spotlight again

I just had a dream that was about Homestuck Updating.

…That's it…. Just… Homestuck Updating…

…I don't remember much else.

The only conclusion to reach from this is that Homestuck has finally broken me.

Then again… I already have a lot of dreams about playing video games… For like… No reason.

I'll be alright. I have something else to look forward to right now. I'm waiting for the 23rd of November. 50th anniversary special of Doctor Who, YES. HELL YES. HELL F**KING YES.

Day 17. The lack of updates have begun to affect my health. I'm braking out in hives and I appear to have developed some kind of bulemic/gastric syndrome. I can only pray that fates will be kind and either give us an update, or have the mercy to kill me before my suffering continues.

You guys will want to get your hands on the hiatus vaccine that's been released.

The serum contains granulated Homestuck comics and trace cocaine inside an IV patch. It's proven 100% effective and clearing out the hives and bulimia some of you are getting from the hiatus.

You remember that Namco crossover dating sim that Hussie is helping with?

There's going to be 3 Homestuck characters in the game, with Terezi confirmed.

An official crossover between Namco and Homestuck…

@20%

I need to scrutinize this game further.

Still not buying into it.

Terezi wouldn't have been my first choice, to be honest…

But, ehh, she's alright.

She was the closest to avenging Nepeta, after all.

EDIT: After looking closely, Hussie isn't even the only webcomic creator involved.

I see Clevinger's name there… This is going to be even better than some of you would have thought. Remember that he is responsible for one of THE longest jokes ever, which took nearly an entire webcomic to come to its conclusion.

This thread is

Les Grandes Bump

Okay everyone, I need to ask you all a question:

What do you think of Namco High? Has anyone played it?

I need you to go play it, so that I may, upon review, decide if it is worth the money.

Go and do so now. Thank you.

Oh god I'm not ready

>Past Tense

have a bunch of nepetas

let the thread die

btw

namco high is pgr8

Oh wow, even the text colour and font is carried over for the sprite…

Would this mean that the typing quirk would be left intact for Terezi, too?

And so we continue to wait…

@Tardises
Likely, but there would probably be an explaination of her quirk before the introduction.

Yeah, that's all fine and good, but what we need to be really asking is…
Does it have H-Scenes?

"pgr8"

Pig-Rate?
Pug-Rate?
Party-Good Rater?

and so it begins

I would assume they mean "pretty great", but that's just my juvenile fledgling slang knowledge talking, hip fly radical youngster.

There's apparently news on the Kickstarter project. Which most likely means that some kind of update to the comic can't be too far behind. I still have the feeling that the last update will occur on April 13th, 2014.

Not to be the party-pooper, but the idea of trolls is rather bumming to me, for what I'd guess the game was going to be.

But he never said that it would be exclusively about them.

I REFUSE TO ALLOW THIS THREAD TO DIE.

HAVE SOME FEELS.

It's featured, so it won't auto-lock.
Don't bump unless you've got something to contribute.

Besides, even if it wasn't featured it would take 30 days to lock.
Relax friend, and have a dorite. this thread will be here just fine until the hiatus ends.

Is there even anything else left to talk about? How about… top three favorite ships: go.

top three favorite ships: go.

1. Nepeta X Feferi
2. Nepeta X Vriska
3. Nepeta X Nepeta

Nepeta x Everyone

Everyone = Nepeta

I saw three ships come sailing in:

Dad x Mom

John X Roxy

Becquerel X Gl'bgolyb

Ahhhhhhh. My sincerest of apologies for my embarrassing gaffe. I'm somewhat unadapt to this whole KYM business and 30 days is a little more than I've been here. And as this evidence would dictate, I am certainly new here. I simply overreacted and jumped the gun as I didn't want to lose the only outlet I discovered as of lately that I could utilize to befriend more Homestucks on KYM. NEVERTHELESS…ahhh yes…what are we discussing…ships? Well, it's extremely isolated and riddled with feels, but first, my OTP:

God Tier!Karkat X DerseDreamer!Nepeta
I wouldn't complain if it was simply Karkat X Nepeta, but this ship in particular…oh what rapture…Both me, and especially my requited significant other saw this ship as one of the most (unfortunately) unrequited relationships in Homestuck, and finding out that there was a chance it would succeed somewhere deep in the afterlife's dream bubbles? Ohohoh! NOW THAT'S EVERY SHIPPER'S DREAM COME TRUE no pun intended. There's that and I myself identify with the Vantas Duo as strongly as she does the Leijon Legion, so naturally we would be in support of successful examples of Vantas X Leijon. Which brings me to my next ship…

Sufferer X Disciple
Virtually everyone in the fandom ships this, and the ship itself is glossed over briefly by a pedophilic Slenderman (as, call me out if I'm wrong, but I don't recall the Ancestor's stories being retold in Homestuck aside from that part) but I find this irrelevant in terms of my passion for it. I'm a sucker for tales of romance and religious martyrs, this being no exception considering it boasts both. It is tragic, yes, and riddled with unfortunate sadness, but much like Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, and even Bonnie and Clyde (Okay, maybe I'm the only one who thinks this was fascinating casted in a romantic light) who had tragic ends to their romantic and, even famously so, tales, it is probably so popular and easy to get behind simply BECAUSE it has a sad ending. That and it's canon so, HAH!! SUCK IT!

AND FINALLY….
KANKRI X….ummm…it's complicated…
It's really a complex tie between my complicated web of Kankri ships. Most are just idle crackships, fantasies and interesting pairs that I think would be cute in my head, but here it goes. Damara X Kankri because they're polar opposites with some parallels. Celibacy and passive flirting (See Latula) – Promiscuous behavior and abrupt physical contact, ambiguous language through superfluous dialect, completely incomprehensible language due to speaking botched Troll Japanese, and in fanfictions that were so not written by me, they could bond over the fact that they both want someone that belongs to another. (Rufioh and Horuss, Latula and Mituna) Next, Cronus X Kankri (although I see them more as cute Moirails, buuuut I can still see them casted in a lovey dovey light in certain instances) Meulin X Kankri, and I know it's been addressed as improbable ("She's nice, but really?") but think about it. Curiosity killed the cat. Or in this case, shipped it. Kankri is already surprised the Sufferer was willing to revoke his vows to put himself out for the Disciple. What if he started acting on it, just to find out why exactly? AND THEN EVERY ROMCOM LOVER'S FANTASY. HAHA. LOVE THAT WAS ARTIFICIAL. THAT TRANSFORMED INTO SOMETHING TRUE. AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY AFTER, THE INEVITBLE OVEREMOTIONAL SCENE WHERE THEY'RE IN THE RAIN AND SHE FINDS OUT HE STARTED DATING HER JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE FROM A SPITEFUL NEGLECTED CRONUS MOIRAIL WHO WAS IN ON IT FROM THE START, AND MEULIN MISUNDERSTANDS AND, CRESTFALLEN, BREAKS OFF THE RELATIONSHIP, BUT THEN KANKRI REASSURES HIS LOVE FOR HER BY- Er hehem. I'm sorry I seemed to have let my whimsical affinity for tacky B-movies get the best of me. Kankri X Porrim because it's cute, Kankri X Latula (BUT LATUNA…DAMNIT), and finally, Aranea X Kankri because….6lah8lah6lah8lah6lah. Muahahaha.

Apologies all with hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, I seem to have Kankri'd on for quite a while. So, tldr? Nepkat, The First Ship, and a tie between Damkri, Meukri, Crokri (but more in a moirail kinda way in most instances) Porkri, Kantula and Arakri.

It wouldn't be such a conflicting tie if I could figure which I shipped the most. But like….if you read the Kankri rant just above the word hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, you would find good reasons for all of them. WHY IS A SHIPPER'S LIFE SO HARD?
#THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

My top three ships?

Roxy x Nepeta
Roxy x Meulin
Nepeta x Meulin

Because MEOW…

…MEOW is why.

I'd ship Fem!Mutie x Roxy if I could. Or… Hmm… Maybe some hypurrthetical Mutie!Roxy x Leon!Nepeta?

The purrsibilities!

Seriously though, I'd like to see more of Mutie.

@PhantomBuddhist
Very nice choices. Katnep is wonderful, and Kankri is fun to ship with everyone.

As for me, I haven't really gotten into shipping in a while. But… when I was really into talking about ships all the time, my favorites were

Dirk♥Jake
I just thought there was something really cute about this "cool" guy becoming hopelessly infatuated with such a dork. Really, the biggest dork in the entire webcomic. Their interactions were always hilarious, as well.

John♥Karkat
In my head, they just seem really compatible. I'm sorry; that's it.

I used to ship a lot of things when I first got into Homestuck, but since it is coming to an end I narrowed it down to just:

I mean seriously they are just the cutest pairing ever and I love them so much my precious babies.

@PhantomBuddhist

actually a bump

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