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You don't question the decisions of those in charge, you just go along with it. That's how society works.

I'm not going to lie, I'd like to get suspended for doing nothing, but I know I won't because I am going to win this fucking game.

@pussies and suspensions

>Not playing because you can get suspended

The so called KYM community can't even play a game because is afraid of a 24 hs suspension. I can't believe how fucking sad you guys are.

You can also suck their dicks.

Losing=Suspension. I don't even care about the prize, I'm playing.

Alright dickheads, here's the Captain Blubber Challenge. Do 8 of 10 of these tasks and post them all in ONE POST in this thread. You start with 0 points and whoever ends with the most points wins a steam game (max. 30 bucks) anyone with negative points gets banned for 12 hours times their negative score. Whoever has the most negative points gets suspended for 4 days.

a. KYM Whirlwind

- Make 5 GOOD edits
- Make 5 GOOD forum posts
- Make 5 GOOD comments
- Upload 5 GOOD images
- Then link them all (so I don't have to look for them)

Scoring

All edits are good +3
All posts are good +1
All comments are good +1
All images are good +1
Edits are on average good 0
Posts are on average good 0
Comments are on average good 0
Images are on average good -1
Comments are on average bad -3
Posts are on average bad -3
Edits are on average bad -5
Images are on average bad -5

Whether something is good or bad is entirely my opinion, but if you put some effort in you should be fine, images just have to be relevant, tagged and not duplicates to be good.

B. Mod Sass a Mod's Ass

- Make a sign/poster either physically or online about why a mod (of your choice) is a friggin doucher
- Post it to their wall. (They'll probably appreciate the attention).
- Link to it in this thread.

Scoring

You make one for me and it's good and makes me laugh +5
You do one for another mod and it's good and makes me laugh +3
You do one for another mod and it's good +1
You do one for another mod and it's bad -3
You do one for me and regardless of quality it doesn't make me laugh -5

Goodness is entirely my opinion, but if you're creative and put some effort in you should be fine.

c. Pet Peeves

- Take a picture of your pet (if you don't have a pet take a picture of a wild animal or someone else's pet)
- Make sure to include a timestamp with the letters KYM and the animal's name on it
- Post it in this thread

Scoring

It's one of my favourite animals +1
It has a good name +1
It's a good animal 0
It has an okay name 0
It has a bad name -1
It's a bad animal -3

Goodness is based on my opinions, and I'm pretty picky with good pet names. But you have to have a pretty bullshit animal to lose 3 points.

d. Good Vibes

- Go to the social media page (facebook, twitter, etc) of a lesser known atist (musician, filmmaker, visual artist, etc) you like
- Write a comment about how you really enjoy their work
- Screenshot it and post in this thread

Scoring

They thank you +2
It's a very well written +1
It's well written 0
It's poorly written -1
It's a well known artist -3

If they have a wikipedia page their probably well known. Wait a while to see if they thank you or not. My opinions determine how well written it is.

e. Paste your Taste

- Post your favourite book, movie and album in this thread

Scoring

- I like all three +4
- I like the album +1
- I like the movie +1
- I like the book +1
- You own physical copies of all three +1
- I've never seen the movie 0
- I've never read the book 0
- I've never listened to the album 0
- You don't have a favourite – 1
- I dislike the album -2
- I dislike the movie -2
- I dislike the book -2
- I dislike all three -7

LOL I guess you could guess the things I like, but be honest.

f. Rap with a Capital C

- Find a youtube video of a bad rapper
- Post in this thread

Scoring

- Funny video I haven't seen before +1
- Funny video I have seen before 0
- Video I haven't seen before that isn't that funny 0
- Video is really unfunny -1
- I actually like the song -2

g. ABCs of KYM

- Make an illustrated alphabet for KYM (ex. D is for Doge with a picture of doge)
- Minimum of 6 letters
- Make sure to put some effort in and do a good job

Scoring

- Good whole alphabet +3
- Good 6 letters 0
- Okay whole alphabet 0
- Okay 6 letters -1
- Bad 6 letters -3

I don't believe that if you do the whole alphabet it can be that bad. If you prove me wrong I will just subtract the 3 points. The letters don't have to be consequtive

h. Paper Cuts the Deepest

- Print off a picture of an internet person you dislike
- Take a video or photo of you ruining it
- Don't forget a timestamp

Scoring

Destroyed picture in creative/funny way +2
Destroyed picture in a regular way 0
Destroyed picture in a boring way -1

- In 4 sentences or less explain why you aren't a nerd
- You already use KYM so the cards are stacked against you
- Images make good proof

Scoring

Proved you aren't a nerd +2
Failed to prove you aren't a nerd -2

j. I'm a Lonely Neckbeard Who Needs Attention and is Running Out of Ideas

- Write "Captain Blubber Makes Bank" in a creative or interesting way

Scoring

- I like it +1
- I don't -1

Bonus Scores

Finishing first +1
Finishing all 10 +1
More than one post -1 per post
Not finishing enough -2 for how ever many you are short
Not showing up at all -420 haha

You have 24 hours.

Ah, I can't be fucked to do this. I'll hand my report in and take my -20 points, please.

okay, use these ~23 hours to contemplate how you will spend the 4 day suspension

aww this actually seems like fun, I wanna take part Plus there's a game I wanna get on steam but I totally can't afford it

Also pointing out you put "I like the movie/book -2" instead of dislike. Just a heads up.
And you spelt letters wrong under the pet peeves section
And I'm not sure if it's a mistake, but the scoring for the KYM whirlwind section seems odd
Because I like to point out the mistakes of others to make them feel bad about themselves

Oh, and if anyone wants to rant at me about what an awful mod I am, the attention is appreciated~

Eh, I really don't care. I don't do much on this site anymore, anyways.

Damn… never should have come here. I really don't have the time to do this.
…meh.

For anyone interested the MDF challenge involves deleting your account.

The challenge is called "Make KYM a better place"

And you might be somewhere other than a glorious position for the next lifetime.

Isn't this going a little overboard?

Welp, I'd make KYM a better place if I had the time. Might as well suspend me now, I have a track meet tomorrow and I'm going to be gone all day.

Most of these things seems fun though, too bad, I didn't expect all this haha…

Ah shit. Am I too late to sign up? Oh well, I don't have a steam account anyway.

Sure you can sign up

Alright Purgatory here i come!

I won ur game
what do I get

The opportunity to turn off your computer, go outside, get blinded by the sun, go inside, turn your computer back on and register for a more interesting forum somewhere.

All these suspensions. mmmmmm

Just want to point out that I did not join in case my comment that I can't edit was ambitious.

Alright, this is kind of going overboard. 24 hours doesn't seem like enough, the prize of 1 game doesn't seem like much either.

It's fucking late. Suspend me.

Let's a go. i could only do 5/8 because i had no other way to do the others. i expect myself to get a low score but oh well.

This is a Yellow bellied slider turtle. While the one in the picture isn't mines but I do own two young yellow bellies.

Favorite album now is Globus Break From This World, since it's the rare album where I like most of the songs in it (or should I say the only album where I listen to all of the songs and liked them and not just simply skipped to the ones I like and ignore the rest).

I did stumble across this cringeworthy creationism rap video.

Speaking of music here's a link to the time I got people to sing lyrics of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.

Insert loud vomiting noises

I don't why but the moment I saw that image of Pewdiepie I vomited. Don't ask why my vomit became virtual and somehow deleted parts of Pewdiepie's image, I'm lost about that one to.

Here's a perfect metaphor for this challenge and of course it's part ship material.

Here's photographic proof that I can say nice things to people, especially channels that I like on YouTube.

One funny video coming right up!

As for my phrase: Caption Blubber makes weapons out of soap.

Meme alphabet:

And here are some edits I made.

And Last Call by Tim Power is my favorite book and that Dark City is my favorite movie:

Too late now. If I had known the penalty was only four days I might have participated but the uncertainty dissuaded me.

And I don't think I have that much of a low opinion of this place. I still come here, after all.

You can still sign up, Blubber said so a few posts earlier.

K, here we go.

CrowTheMagician didn't take a picture of an actual animal, so I'm the first one to finish.

I can't do this. Let the suspension flow through me. 4 days isn't the worst thing ever.

B.
(By the way, that's your Captain hat)

D.

Heather12ooney</a> &#10;&#10;I can&#39;t express how great your art is. Saying that you are talented is an understatement. The quality is almost realistic.</p>&mdash; Tom Cavanagh (TomApplesTwitte) May 4, 2014

I did what I could.

E. Favorite Album: "The Dark Side of the Moon" by Pink Floyd
Favorite Book: "To Kill a Mocking Bird" by Harper Lee
Favorite Movie: "The Godfather" (1972)

F.

H. I am not a nerd because I don't suffer from deprivation of vitamin D. I have a wide variety of friends (most of which are not outcasts). I really don't fantasize about anything really. I also play some sports.

I: Captain Blubber, with his bare hands and strong muscles, makes the bank all by himself.

I did only 6 because it's late.

@Ray Cyst: Oh god I remember seeing that video a few years back.

B:

C:

D:

E:

Favorite Album: OK Computer by Radiohead
Favorite Book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows by JK Rowling
Favorite Movie: Inception

F:

H:

I:

I am not a nerd because I watch and play sports. I also like to spend time with some friends and family and I am very social.

J:

Captain Blubber makes everyone leave KYM with his strict rules.

Hey Blubber, quick question. Suppose a mod is sassed on their walls. Can the mod in question get into a streetwise, old fashioned diss match with the user? If so, can the user be instantly disqualified for losing regardless of previous achievements in this game?

Just curious (and hoping for some action).

Heeeeeeeeeeere we go.

A.

• Images

Image 1. | Image 2. | Image 3. | Image 4. | Image 5.

• Comments

Comment 1. | Comment 2. | Comment 3. | Comment 4. | Comment 5.

• Edits

The only edit I did. :(

• Forum posts

Forum post 1. | Forum post 2. | Forum post 3. | Forum post 4 | Forum post 5

Sometimes I just want to punch him in the face.

c. Pet Peeves

d. Good Vibes

e. Paste your Tastes

• Favorite movie: Back to the Future Part II

• Favorite Book: "The screenwriter's workbook" – Syd Field

• Favorite Album: Wasting Light – Foo Fighters

f. Rap with a Capital C

Jesus this is hilarious.

I. Not a Nerd

weeaboo =/= nerd. KYM sucks though.

j. I'm a Lonely Neckbeard Who Needs Attention and is Running Out of Ideas

I know, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy.

Deactivation was enough for this thread. Suspension plz

I Chose Randomman as my mod. I made this Picture-
Here is the post his wall

I don't own a printer or have access to one. So, I sent Justin beiber to hell. You can deduct points on that one. I wouldn't blame you.

I know, I skipped the easiest one. Sue me. Anyway, I feel that I did quite well. 9/10 isn't bad. Of course, some fell through so its more like 7/10 but still, I think thats great. I may not of won, but I definitely didn't loose.

Hah. Now you can't suspend me.

go ahead idgaf

A
Forum
1)https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/general/topics/26923-tifu-today-i-fucked-up?page=1
2)https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/26784-kym-mafia-game-ressurection-trouble-at-home/page/3
3)https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/just-for-fun/topics/26908-make-the-weirdest-fandom-you-can-think-of
4)https://knowyourmeme.com/forums/meme-research/topics/26930-fanime-fan-made-anime-article

(Probably add more if I get time and take a reduction. For some reason I can't post when I feel like I have to)
(Edit: At time of post unable to link the forum posts for some reason)

B
For making fun of me tits

C

D
To Fantasy Blade

E
Book: Stranger in a Strange Land
Movie: Mulan
Album: Supercell
(I own physical copies of two out of the three but I don't know if that counts for anything)

F

G

H

I
I’ve never watched any of the “nerdy” classics (Star Wars, Star Trek, etc.). I didn’t know how to properly use any meme until I found this site.

J

Eh, I can take a suspension. It'll give me time to work on KnowYourMeme: Thread Simulator v3.0, but without further ado, here's all the junk I gathered for this:

actually your captain blubber challenge is to finish a KYM game or be banned forever.

You have 60 seconds

CHALLENGE B: MOD SASS
See yer own profile

CHALLENGE C: PET PEEVES
Don't have a pet of my own, so here's one I plan on getting:

CHALLENGE D: GOOD VIBES
This guy Orioto makes the awesomest vidya related artworks.
I blacked out my birth name.

CHALLENGE E: PASTE YOUR TASTE

CHALLENGE F: RAP WITH A CAPITAL C

CHALLENGE G: ABCs OF KYM
This one took a while.

CHALLENGE I: NOT A NERD
I'm not a nerd because I don't obsess with any tv series/franchises, I go to the gym, I don't wear glasses (nerds wear glasses right?) and because I'm not that smart. Huzzah.

CHALLENGE J: RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS

As you can see I hired a real skywriter to do this. You can tell because you can still see the plane and because I added a timestamp. I hope you think it's good enough, otherwise I spent a whole lot of money on nothin'.

Well, that's 8.

Why I'm not a nerd

1. because you are a fucking nerd get out of here

Well, it appears that I grossly mistimed when this event was ending.

As such, I have not organized my schedule as to complete the required tasks

However, in the spirit of things, I will post my attempt at Challenge F and, in the process, fail miserably at achieving the expectations of the category

alright thread closed until i tally up the points. it's gonna be a looong 4 days ahead for some of you.

And no longer because it was a general conclusion amongst the mods that suspensions through a bait and switch for personal amusement just can't be allowed freely.

Oh, and Blubber, before you call us fun ruiners again. Right now I have to fix your shit while you're just slapping your dick around for fun, all while I also have people shitting on me for allowing this. Who's ruining whose fun again?

Alright, so the challenge is over. I reviewed the entries and well. Only 3 survived. Congrats to Philip J. Fry, MedleyManic and the winner AnAnimationNation!

Thank you all for playing and those who didn't, may you die a million painful deaths.