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[Riff-Raff] KYM, say hello to my mother

Last posted Apr 25, 2015 at 09:18AM EDT. Added Jan 30, 2015 at 09:16AM EST
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Mom wrote:

GODDAMNIT GRANDPA YOU'RE MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY SUPPORT ME YOU BITCH

Our heavenly Father has seen your swearing. You will be judged on the final day. Amen.

Random Man, my daughter has told me you have made unwanted sexual advances towards her. Stop that or, forgive my soul, I will find you and get you into prison.

Lol why would anyone want such a mother-in-law :^)

AS OF THIS MOMENT, I HAVE SUSPENDED MY DAUGHTER’S INTERNET PRIVILEGES UNTIL SHE HAS LEARNT HER LESSON!!!

You did the right thing.

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 11:39AM EST

RandomMan wrote:

Our heavenly Father has seen your swearing. You will be judged on the final day. Amen.

Random Man, my daughter has told me you have made unwanted sexual advances towards her. Stop that or, forgive my soul, I will find you and get you into prison.

Lol why would anyone want such a mother-in-law :^)

AS OF THIS MOMENT, I HAVE SUSPENDED MY DAUGHTER’S INTERNET PRIVILEGES UNTIL SHE HAS LEARNT HER LESSON!!!

You did the right thing.

My word! What a rude and "cheeky" little boy! I can see you're not only immature, but you even use the pleasant face my daughter has on her T-shirt as an insult.
And trust me, I would never want to be your mother-in-law.
And trust me, me and Jesus go way back.

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 11:40AM EST

Mom wrote:

If so, then why are you still here?
RUSED OLD MAN (as my daughter put it)
And my non-Christian memer, I'm sorry, but you need to change your views before you become corrupted by satanic memes!
Please click here to receive the good word.

i swear to jesus i will knock ur block off u cheeky cunt

Mom wrote:

My word! What a rude and "cheeky" little boy! I can see you're not only immature, but you even use the pleasant face my daughter has on her T-shirt as an insult.
And trust me, I would never want to be your mother-in-law.
And trust me, me and Jesus go way back.

Are thou ignoring thy breaking of the ten commandments?

Don't switch topics now, Mrs. Mare. As God is my witness we saw what you posted.

RandomMan wrote:

Are thou ignoring thy breaking of the ten commandments?

Don't switch topics now, Mrs. Mare. As God is my witness we saw what you posted.

And as God as my SAVIOUR, he will thank me for instituting the correct amount of language for this discussion.
But thank you for your interest into the topic, perhaps you can one day earn my daughter's hand! When that happens, Hell will be frozen over

time for our daily meme satanic rituals

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLECH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE MEME I WORSHIP

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Mom wrote:

I am disgusted by your Japanese avatar and I kindly urge you to change it to something more Christian :)

Haha! You fell for my clever trap! RWBY is in fact completely animated and produced in the most Christian country in the world! America!

MY GOOD HEAVENS! ALL THESE RUDE DISGUSTING HORSE SEX PICTURES!
I must inform your mothers, please give me your email addresses at once!
And Original, that person, whoever they are, is not my daughter, at least from my side.
It must be from Brad's side, the heathen.

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 12:48PM EST

Mom wrote:

MY GOOD HEAVENS! ALL THESE RUDE DISGUSTING HORSE SEX PICTURES!
I must inform your mothers, please give me your email addresses at once!
And Original, that person, whoever they are, is not my daughter, at least from my side.
It must be from Brad's side, the heathen.

not only did you raise a horsefucker and marry some nerd, you have another child. smh

<OTL> wrote:

Well this is interesting.

How would you like to move into the glorious Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

Well Mr. "Jesus of North Korea", why don't you try explaining to me how you became a Jewish, anti-Semitic Nazi-ebola ridden black communist lover, then I might be interested.

Hello Particle’s Mom. I’m the guy who took your daughter’s soul. Don’t worry, she couldn’t be in better hands. Say…..does that make me your son-in-law? Can I call you Mom?

0.9999...=1 wrote:

So "Mom", is your name Christina Hoff Sommers by any chance?

No, my name is Sarah Kristina Allyson!
But thank you for showing me this woman! She looks just like me!
And Disturbed, I honestly don't know what you're talking about! I have my daughter's soul kept clean in this jar I made for her!

And Mr. Tom, hi! I can see you are a true believer in aliens, what a child's folly, but I won't complain :)

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Mom wrote:

Well Mr. "Jesus of North Korea", why don't you try explaining to me how you became a Jewish, anti-Semitic Nazi-ebola ridden black communist lover, then I might be interested.

Because every one knows that the mighty leader Kim Jong Un works hard to liberate Americans from American imperialism! And that North Korea is the last bastion for the fight against the illuminati.

Whatever. I'll bite

Serious talk though. No I don't idolize the Kim dynasty and I detest the communist regime, infact this name "Jesus of North Korea" is a temporary one, a joke one I made after talking with another KYM user. Why did I choose this though? Because making fun of the North Korean leader by "cosplaying" as one (like kinda-sorta what I am doing in kym) is a way for me to protest on both the oppresive North Korean government and the slightly less oppresive South Korean government in the 80s.

I won't hide that I personally think there are some good parts on socialism though

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 01:43PM EST

<OTL> wrote:

Because every one knows that the mighty leader Kim Jong Un works hard to liberate Americans from American imperialism! And that North Korea is the last bastion for the fight against the illuminati.

Whatever. I'll bite

Serious talk though. No I don't idolize the Kim dynasty and I detest the communist regime, infact this name "Jesus of North Korea" is a temporary one, a joke one I made after talking with another KYM user. Why did I choose this though? Because making fun of the North Korean leader by "cosplaying" as one (like kinda-sorta what I am doing in kym) is a way for me to protest on both the oppresive North Korean government and the slightly less oppresive South Korean government in the 80s.

I won't hide that I personally think there are some good parts on socialism though

I still see that you have a communist profile picture, so your statements and arguments are invalid in my eyes :)

Tomberry wrote:

Your daughter never seems to mind when she regularly comes to visit my basement where we play "Get Memed On" together. She is so much fun!

Tell me, what does your basement look like?
And what is "Get Memed On"?
Some kind of videogame?

why am i still here wrote:

Are you aware your daughter is a lesbian.She has been lying all the time about liking boys.

My daughter cannot possibly be a lesbian!!!!
I never let her outside the house :)

Mom wrote:

Tell me, what does your basement look like?
And what is "Get Memed On"?
Some kind of videogame?

Well, a computer, some baguettes, cheese and berets on the walls. I think that's about it.
You're right, "Get Memed On" is a videogame. Very enjoyable. You should watch us play together. Sometimes, it gets really messy though.

And Disturbed, I honestly don’t know what you’re talking about! I have my daughter’s soul kept clean in this jar I made for her!

Surely Particle must've told you all about it. I used this voodoo magic on a plushie of mine and now I hug your daughter every night!

Grand Dad wrote:

yo check my mixtape

Interesting mixtape, nerd, did your grandmother make it for you? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
And Mr. Disturbed, young man, I keep my daughter away from satanic influences, like pillows, couches, chairs and other blasphemies so it's physically and spiritually impossible!
On that note Mr. Bloom, no.
No pics of my daughter to a pedophile like you.

Hi dere Particle's Mom, as a representative of our Dark Lord, I'd like to sabghabfkahrk

Hola, you dirty mud-person. Lucifer here (You can call me Lou), possessing this dumbass worthy lil' follower of mine. I'd just like to say a few things, because you apparently have some kind of fucking vendetta against me. Shocker…

1) Stop saying I'm evil. It honestly hurts my feelings, what with knowing 2 billion people think you're worse than Hitler. I'm just doing my job, give me some damn credit! Ya know how hard it is to run a massive celestial prison full of 5-billion+ rapists, murderers, pedos, politicians, etc.? WITH ONLY 1000 DEMONS AND A HANDFUL OF SATANISTS? FUCKING. HARD. AS SHIT.

2) I didn't get KICKED OUT of Heaven… I left on my own terms. Boss was starting to be a total prick. "Lucifer do this. Lucifer do that. Lucifer, be a slave for these stupid humans I invented." So I just got together a group of my work friends and we all just… walked out! Got our own place now, with booze, metal, and sexy demon hookers! They're even clean…well, most of 'em at least.

3) Stop. Blaming. Me. For. Everything. Wrong. With. Humanity. For fuck's sake, Ebola, gay people, hurricanes, you name it, I've been blamed for it! Yesterday I saw a guy on Youtube blame JUSTIN BEIBER on "satanic forces". You think I HELP that little bowl-headed bastard? I INVENTED FUCKING METAL MUSIC! His music is to me what Anne Frank's baseball bat is to a Nazi's nutsack!

4) Memes? Oh, that was all me! So was 4chan, /b/, and the YT comments section. But not 9gag, fuck 9gag! Doxxing my precious little 4chan… YA HEAR THAT 9FAG? YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST!

5) Seriously tho, you other guys in KYM should come visit. I got a big fight comin' up. Holocaust vicitims from Heaven with bats and guns vs Neo-Nazi skinheads with wet noodles. It's gonna be great, bring some booze. (None of that Miller light shit either! Gives Azazel the shits.)

And… that's about it. Thank you for your time, I hope to see you down here. Oh, and one more thing:

Last edited Jan 30, 2015 at 02:26PM EST

Inferno wrote:

Hi dere Particle's Mom, as a representative of our Dark Lord, I'd like to sabghabfkahrk

Hola, you dirty mud-person. Lucifer here (You can call me Lou), possessing this dumbass worthy lil' follower of mine. I'd just like to say a few things, because you apparently have some kind of fucking vendetta against me. Shocker…

1) Stop saying I'm evil. It honestly hurts my feelings, what with knowing 2 billion people think you're worse than Hitler. I'm just doing my job, give me some damn credit! Ya know how hard it is to run a massive celestial prison full of 5-billion+ rapists, murderers, pedos, politicians, etc.? WITH ONLY 1000 DEMONS AND A HANDFUL OF SATANISTS? FUCKING. HARD. AS SHIT.

2) I didn't get KICKED OUT of Heaven… I left on my own terms. Boss was starting to be a total prick. "Lucifer do this. Lucifer do that. Lucifer, be a slave for these stupid humans I invented." So I just got together a group of my work friends and we all just… walked out! Got our own place now, with booze, metal, and sexy demon hookers! They're even clean…well, most of 'em at least.

3) Stop. Blaming. Me. For. Everything. Wrong. With. Humanity. For fuck's sake, Ebola, gay people, hurricanes, you name it, I've been blamed for it! Yesterday I saw a guy on Youtube blame JUSTIN BEIBER on "satanic forces". You think I HELP that little bowl-headed bastard? I INVENTED FUCKING METAL MUSIC! His music is to me what Anne Frank's baseball bat is to a Nazi's nutsack!

4) Memes? Oh, that was all me! So was 4chan, /b/, and the YT comments section. But not 9gag, fuck 9gag! Doxxing my precious little 4chan… YA HEAR THAT 9FAG? YOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST!

5) Seriously tho, you other guys in KYM should come visit. I got a big fight comin' up. Holocaust vicitims from Heaven with bats and guns vs Neo-Nazi skinheads with wet noodles. It's gonna be great, bring some booze. (None of that Miller light shit either! Gives Azazel the shits.)

And… that's about it. Thank you for your time, I hope to see you down here. Oh, and one more thing:

If you were actually Satan, you'd have killed me by now.
But you're just a little pawn in the greater scheme of God's plan :')

Mom wrote:

Interesting mixtape, nerd, did your grandmother make it for you? LAUGH OUT LOUD!
And Mr. Disturbed, young man, I keep my daughter away from satanic influences, like pillows, couches, chairs and other blasphemies so it's physically and spiritually impossible!
On that note Mr. Bloom, no.
No pics of my daughter to a pedophile like you.

even if ur 40 i will abort ur bitch ass

why am i still here wrote:

Well,she's Sam's girlfriend.And I know that.

INCORRECT HEATHEN!
Sam is a dirty transgender peasant who has had a child somehow with another transgender filthsack.
So it's not possible :)

Skeletor-sm

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