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>not allowing me to defend my title

I hope a Literally Who like TripleZed wins so this competition becomes irrelevant tbh

Ignore the false prophet, join us as we take revenge against him.

Vote for me I got strawberry cookies

Greetings Riff-Raffers! Its the SIGN fucking shi!tposter you couldn't give less shit about.

Yuo see I have a very small IRL dick and I require enlarged E-pen to compensate, but you probbaly don't care about that.

If I win in the 2016 dicc succ tournament, I promise to

• post quality contents on RIff-Raff
• keep Korean spambots out
• erase goat-tan from the internet
• stomp out GG for good
• unban Epyc from the forums…. then ban him entirely from the site
• put relevant tags on ALL untagged images
• personally go to Middle East and fight ISIS
• personally go to North Korea and assassinate Kim Jong-Un
• not follow through majority of the things I listed above

I know what needs to be done to make Riff-Raff great again. We can make this forum great again. The potential is enormous. And I am participating in this dicc succ tournament because I can do the job.

what would happen after otl wins and people ask about his promises

Anyone who likes dank maymays will vote for me. Also Major Bummer dropped out to join Starscream's thing.

I may barely know how to use MS paint and am not able to contribute a sweet-ass photoshop in any way. But the offer for some dicc succin is still open. It's all I got tbh I hope y'all horny nerds are hornier this year.

also a vote against me is a vote for cishet privilege and oh god I hate myself

Senator Don, Governor Brad, ladies and gentlemen:

On the eve of a Riff-Raff election, it is well for us to stop for a moment and analyze calmly and without prejudice the effect on our site of a victory by either of the candidates.

The problem of the electorate is far deeper, far more vital than the feeling of e-penis stroked of any individual. For the greater issue goes beyond units of humanity--it goes to humanity itself.

In 2015, the issue was the Korean spambot attacks; and the memers were in a mood to win. They did win. In 2016 the issue is the preservation of their victory. Again they are in a mood to win. Again they will win.

My campaign will not be one of hateful rethoric and eristic. Give me your help not to win votes alone, but to win in this crusade to restore KYM to its own people.

The banners of that crusade will guide a site that is on the march.

Vote Mangy Black Sheep.

At least he's not NON.

(Gotcha covered bro)

Vote for me

I'll make your waifus and husbandos real

>Justnoway: 13
>Lopunny: 52

Lopunny's furry powers were too much for me… Well, guess I have grow out of my literally who-hood and become a egotistical asshat who makes silly remarks and garbage jokes for upvote cummies!

I'll get you next time, fluffball!

^Those are the number you have in the batch, not the votes you got

>Justnoway: 13
>Lopunny: 52

That's your seed, not your votes.

Here's an example of actual voting results:

Vote for Yiffer and I'll stop being a retard

Vote for ILoveNebu 2016

Vote me because if I don't with then I'll cry and making an autistic person cry means you are literally hitler and worse than ISIS and Satan combined.

Vote for me, because if you were a part of this I'd vote for you.

As you can clearly see, HolyCrapIts 'Hatred is my GOTY' Bob despises every single one of you. Not like me. I find every single one of you tolerable. Yes, even you, Sanity.
sometimes

Vote for your friendly neighbourhood Britfag and i promise the dankest of memes, highest quality shitposts, an end to the tyranny of mods oppressing the KYM working class, and the cheekiest of banter for all.

If you have to beg for votes then you're just proving to the rest of us that you know

its not begging its "campaigning"

Silly Nima, this isn't about popularity.
It's about winning.

I mean, come on. Everyone drops that mask as salt starts intensifying at the final stages, when top contestants beg for votes.

Sometimes I question myself if I'm just as autistically dumb as I used to be.

I still have no chance at winning the first round. Lopunny's ego surpasses mine by far and if I actually win, I'll get buttfucked in round 2.

Actually, its about ethics in KYM circlejerking

Well I'm certainly not voting for you.

This is the future you choose with a vote for Asdfghjkl. A vote for Stalemate is a vote for memesite degeneracy.

First off, I don't even want to be in this thing. Popularity contests are stupid as all hell.

Second, who the hell even are you? This match is someone who doesn't want to be here vs someone I've never heard of. Really bad match-up, tbh.

Bob learns the hard way that Riff-Raff does not require consent.

Oh, and reminder that if you don't vote for ShiJo I'll flood your wall with yaoi.

It'd better be some Doeoeod x ShiJo stuff.

A vote for me is a vote against Nima and all who love Nima.

>No consent

I'm calling it now. Riff-Raff Rape. Someone get me my lawyer.

"In the meme justice system Riff-Raff based offenses are considered especially heinous. On Know Your Meme the dedicated memers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Snowflake Unit. These are there stories."

Vote for me because I TOLD YOU TO!

Everyone else is campaigning for votes and I'm just sitting here like:

wait shit are we actually supposed to contribute to this thread

Vote for me, OTL is but a philistine dressing up as a man.
I on the other hand is an enlightened gentleman, mage, lover, fedorasmith, historian, chemist, cook, biologist, physician, musician, gynecologist, oncologist, fabulous fashion designer, have the ability to pleasure a goat with my mind and have tamed all the beasts of the land, sea and skies.

image of me piercing through the lies and deception of OTL

Also I guess his name looks like a guy bending over.

are you doing my campaigning for me

>Campaigning for votes

May the best/most liked man win tho

>dropped
liar liar pants on fire

I'm pretty damn sure I didn't join this to lose at a popularity contest, but rather just to watch some petty (yet entertaining) mudslinging.

You can't be in two contests at once. You're too low-energy.

Goatmoms > Wolf girls tbh

Alright voting's over. Here's the results

Slutty Sam – 38 Patrician – 17
Space Cowboy – 26 Spider-Byte – 29
Stalemate – 8 Asdfghjkl – 47
Mangy – 32 NON – 18
Trollanort – 29 Triangle Mare – 26
0.999=1 – 31 Iamslow – 19
Thepyrowasaspy – 20 Armesi – 35
Jellopy – 19 OTL – 36
Justnoway – 33 Lopunny – 22
Doeoeod – 34 Artyom – 21
Major Bummer – 41 PatrickBateman96 – 14
BitterBrit – 29 HolyCrapItsBob – 26
Asriel Dreemur – 41 RandomVids – 14
Sir-Soundwave – 32 ShiJo – 23
Inferno – 18 TillsterRulz – 37
StoneColdKillerWhale – 16 3kole5 – 39
Twisty – 37 Nima – 18
Tupolev 45 MiloticExalted – 10
Yiffer – 22 Teddy Sadcat – 33
Spores – 18 Crimeariver – 37
ILoveNima – 21 Snickerway – 34
Master Wolf – 27 Gallantmon – 28
Filler – 15 RandomMan – 40
Sergeant Dornan – 35 Nilus – 20
Max B – 22 Tchefuncte Bonaparte – 33

LINK TO NEW POLL

>loses to an inactive user on round one

>doesn't sign up for memesite popularity contest
>loses anyway

Justnoway – 33 Lopunny – 22

Well, what do you know? Guess you really did had the chance to win.

Congrats on that win and good luck on round 2.

KYM right now: